Batman is a Furry

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**Gwar!**

Anung Un Rama wrote:I can't believe nobody posted this so far.

And in that scene from Justice League Batman was chained up, he didn't have a choice. Besides, he's in love with Catwoman.

...which doesn't help my point at all.

Anyone else noticed that 99% of the Batman Mythos has some sort of fursuit? Batman has Bats, Catwoman has Cats etc etc

**Ketara**

Something I just whipped up.

**Norwulf**

Gwar! wrote:
Anung Un Rama wrote:I can't believe nobody posted this so far.

And in that scene from Justice League Batman was chained up, he didn't have a choice. Besides, he's in love with Catwoman.

...which doesn't help my point at all.
Anyone else noticed that 99% of the Batman Mythos has some sort of fursuit? Batman has Bats, Catwoman has Cats etc etc

You should leave the conspiracy theories to me Gwar.

Although your completley right, and I'm just jealous you ninja'd me on this one. I think you just popped the lid on superheroes wide open. Spiderman, battles the vulture, lizardman, that rhino dude. Batman battles the penguin, catwoman, that cheetah chick. They all fight furries/ are furries!! Look at the X-men! How is dating Beast not borderline beastiality? (lol I make pun)

**tblock1984**

Norwulf wrote:
Gwar! wrote:
Anung Un Rama wrote:I can't believe nobody posted this so far.

And in that scene from Justice League Batman was chained up, he didn't have a choice. Besides, he's in love with Catwoman.

...which doesn't help my point at all.
Anyone else noticed that 99% of the Batman Mythos has some sort of fursuit? Batman has Bats, Catwoman has Cats etc etc

You should leave the conspiracy theories to me Gwar.

Although your completley right, and I'm just jealous you ninja'd me on this one. I think you just popped the lid on superheroes wide open. Spiderman, battles the vulture, lizardman, that rhino dude. Batman battles the penguin, catwoman, that cheetah chick. They all fight furries/ are furries!! Look at the X-men! How is dating Beast not borderline beastiality? (lol I make pun)

Gwar is right!...Again! And Norwolf, too. This conspiracy goes a lot deeper than you might think. Below is the wiki entry about allegations made by Dr. Fredric Wertham in 1954:

From Wiki (and FYI, am have no problem with gay people):

There has been some controversy over various sexual interpretations made regarding the content of Batman comics. Homosexual interpretations have been part of the academic study of Batman since psychologist Fredric Wertham asserted in his Seduction of the Innocent in 1954 that "Batman stories are psychologically homosexual." He claimed, "The Batman type of story may stimulate children to homosexual fantasies, of the nature of which they may be unconscious." Wertham wrote, "Only someone ignorant of the fundamentals of psychiatry and of the psychopathology of sex can fail to realize a subtle atmosphere of homoeroticism which pervades the adventures of the mature 'Batman' and his young friend 'Robin.'"

OMG, Wertham was wrong!!! Well, he was right about the sexual deviation, but it was Furries, not homosexuality!!!

There has been some controversy over various sexual interpretations made regarding the content of Batman comics. Furrydom interpretations have been part of the academic study of Batman since psychologist Fredric Wertham asserted in his Seduction of the Innocent in 1954 that "Batman stories are psychologically Furry." He claimed, "The Batman type of story may stimulate children to furry fantasies, of the nature of which they may be unconscious." Wertham wrote, "Only someone ignorant of the fundamentals of psychiatry and of the psychopathology of sex can fail to realize a subtle atmosphere of furryeroticism which pervades the adventures of the mature 'Batman' and his young friend 'Robin.'"

WOW, this can only mean...

BATMAN IS THE FATHER OF MODERN DAY FURRIES!!!

He is not only the topic of this thread, but the very source of it, too! If it wasn't for Batman, none of us would have furry tendencies. Ahh, I feel better about myself.

**Orkeosaurus**

tblock1984 wrote:Methinks that is a flame

Just a little one.

Ketara wrote:Something I just whipped up.

**tblock1984**

Orkeosaurus wrote:
tblock1984 wrote:Methinks that is a flame
Just a little one.

Well played

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Orkeosaurus wrote:
"Hey guys, what's up?"

"Just a little one. "

Hurr, all fuego aside, your pretty cool Orky...
I will cleanse my soul with the flames of these posts.

**Orkeosaurus**

HURR DURR

Now you just gotta get him to lick you.

**Anung Un Rama**

Norwulf wrote: Although your completley right, and I'm just jealous you ninja'd me on this one. I think you just popped the lid on superheroes wide open. Spiderman, battles the vulture, lizardman, that rhino dude. Batman battles the penguin, catwoman, that cheetah chick. They all fight furries/ are furries!! Look at the X-men! How is dating Beast not borderline beastiality? (lol I make pun)

Okay, first things first. It's Spider-Man. With a -.

Spider-Man has so many "animal"-enemies because they're all jealous of him on a subconcious level that he has "real" animal powers given to him by an ancient Spider-God. Did no one of you read JMS' run on Sensational Spider-Man?

And cheetah isn't even a regular Bat-villian. Justice League animated just suffered from the sheer amount of terrible villians DC has

**tblock1984**

Anung Un Rama wrote:And cheetah isn't even a regular Bat-villian. Justice League animated just suffered from the sheer amount of terrible villians DC has

Very true.

Remember Batman Beyond. That show was loaded with furries, correction, iirc "splicers" was the proper term.
And a whole episode has been devoted just to furries in every batman animated series since Batman: TAS.

Damn, I have found out a lot about myself in this thread. Anyone remember Red Claw? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Claw

**BlackDracoSLC**

**tblock1984**

Orkeosaurus wrote:HURR DURR

Now you just gotta get him to lick you.

Batman or the wolf thing? One is probably A LOT easier than the other...

**Anung Un Rama**

tblock1984 wrote:
Very true.

Remember Batman Beyond. That show was loaded with furries, correction, iirc "splicers" was the proper term.
And a whole episode has been devoted just to furries in every batman animated series since Batman: TAS.

I'm currently re-watching Beyond. I'm not that far into it (not a good show to watch while painting) but I remember the episode you're talking about. Thing is, it actually makes a lot of sense considering the setting and how "body modification" has evolved over the last 2 decades.

**frgsinwntr**

**tblock1984**

This just in:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/258935.page#1012547

That is all.

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No, that is not all... Gorilla Grod in a musical number with Black Canary, Green Arrow, the Clock King and Neal fething Patrick Harris as the Music Maestro.
Think Batman meets Doctor Horrible with a furry tossed in for good measure... Awesome!

My head cannot withstand awesomeness of such magnitude!!!

**frgsinwntr**

suprisingly... i enjoyed that batman episode... was very well done

**Falconlance**

This thread needs assassinated. Considering the number of other threads I've unintentionally killed, I'm surprised this ones alive.

**tblock1984**

Falconlance wrote:Considering the number of other threads I've unintentionally killed, I'm surprised this ones alive.

Me to Falconlance, me two...

**Norwulf**

tblock1984 wrote:
Damn, I have found out a lot about myself in this thread. Anyone remember Red Claw?

Holy crap you just unblocked a bunch of memories from my childhood! I do remember Red Claw! and that wierd puppet mobster guy I havent seen in any other Batman show.

I too am shocked this thread lives on, It's like a Highlander or something.....

**tblock1984**

Norwulf wrote:I too am shocked this thread lives on, It's like a Highlander or something.....

**Platuan4th**

Norwulf wrote: and that wierd puppet mobster guy I havent seen in any other Batman show.

You mean the Ventriloquist and Scarface, who originally appeared in the Batman comics in 1988, meaning he was created AFTER all Bats shows that were created before TAS.

He has since appeared in The New Batman Adventures(the "seasons" where the Superman artists took over before Batman/Super and consequently JL and JLU), Justice League, and The Batman. The Scarface dummy also appears as a trophy in the Batcave in Beyond.

In the comics, he was murdered and has been recently resurrected as a Black Lantern.

**Norwulf**

tblock1984 wrote:
Norwulf wrote:I too am shocked this thread lives on, It's like a Highlander or something.....

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=4010aeb5c1b201b09ecf09cc5d0d0308

**youbedead**

thread terminated

i will be collecting my payment shortly

**Jimi Nemesis**

KILL THE FURRIES

**Envy89**

Gwar! wrote:but lets face it, is there anyone who isn't Hot for Krystal?

i think lunahound isnt furry for krystal...

unless there is a side we dont know aobut you luna...

**Gwar!**

Envy89 wrote:
Gwar! wrote:but lets face it, is there anyone who isn't Hot for Krystal?

i think lunahound isnt furry for krystal...

unless there is a side we dont know aobut you luna...

EVERYBODY IS HAWT FOR KRYSTAL!

**Envy89**

Gwar! wrote:
Envy89 wrote:
Gwar! wrote:but lets face it, is there anyone who isn't Hot for Krystal?

i think lunahound isnt furry for krystal...

unless there is a side we dont know aobut you luna...
EVERYBODY IS HAWT FOR KRYSTAL!

**Gwar!**

Lawl. It turns out the Furries have their own music too...

http://www.youtube.com/user/nsrrenard

**Envy89**

its like techno on the roids....

**Anshal**

Hmm I must say all this talk about furries has made me realise something.... What about Chewbaca in Star Wars??? Can we asume that all the people in Star Wars humps that walking carpet

Or if someone browsed thrue battys personal files they would finde something like this??? And in danger of being labeled as a troll
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/f/4/cf4c3071804b50b3a95dc9367ca41c19.jpg&imgrefurl=http://ytmnd.com/keyword/furry%3Fstart%3D120%26PHPSESSID%3D17a9ac&usg=__UctahRL77o0BNKwHpK8tT9XGG7E=&h=250&w=300&sz=20&hl=no&start=12&sig2=O9r7P4o8MxlHAsJscbuZ_A&tbnid=vfYQs1FykdRs4M:&tbnh=97&tbnw=116&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfurrie%26hl%3Dno&ei=mvrEStrRMpjf-Qbtj4VH

**tblock1984**

Did anyone read Batman: Red Rain? I don't think this picture does lycan Selina any justice... Does anyone on the interwebz have a better one? Maybe mid-transformation?

This just in: Adam West is a furry, too! Is that Bat-Shark Replant below your utility belt, or are you happy to see me?: