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Look, 'Tony', do you create random, crappy threads to waste peoples time?
You've started 102 topics, not one of which is helpful or useful in anyway!
If your really asking the dakka community for advice, you don't stand a chance with a girl.

Boss 'eadbreaka wrote:Look, 'Tony', do you create random, crappy threads to waste peoples time?

Perhaps he is a robot which has gained self-awareness and is simply trying to learn how to best infiltrate our society in such a way as to somehow rule it some day.

Oh no... This?

Though its not necessarily wasting other's time having thread like this.
The topic is clear and it wouldnt trick people into taking a look if they dont have interest.
And i guess its less awkward asking as anonymous compared to asking his friend irl.

I give them squeesy hugs and rub the side of my head against theirs like a lion rub. makes it more affectionate and natural.

Gugs should only ever hug like this...

or like this....

LunaHound wrote:
I have never see men hug each other tbh in a friendship way.

I hug all my friends as a greeting, and so do they.

If we'r at a party we usually start humping each others leg or something at some point. Because we can

Soladrin wrote:
If we'r at a party we usually start humping each others leg or something at some point. Because we can

This, coupled with our viewing of the 'Dora spanker' forces me to look at you with a steadily rising amount of suspicion.

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Soladrin wrote:
If we'r at a party we usually start humping each others leg or something at some point. Because we can

This, coupled with our viewing of the 'Dora spanker' forces me to look at you with a steadily rising amount of suspicion.

For what? I'm bi anyway

Humping legs + Dora Explorer spank = Sus.

Hahaha, win pic.

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

Is it just me or DOES THAT MAN HAVE THREE ARMS!!!

Muuuuuutatiiiioooooonnnnnn!!!!


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n0t_u wrote:

Boss 'eadbreaka wrote:Look, 'Tony', do you create random, crappy threads to waste peoples time?

Perhaps he is a robot which has gained self-awareness and is simply trying to learn how to best infiltrate our society in such a way as to somehow rule it some day.

Excellent. So it has begun (lock and load!)

Four arms and a light sabre!!

He must be a high tech Tyranid.

Bring the Jedi to fight...

Perhaps it is five arms.

3 holding the poster, one swinging a light saber and a fifth arm to film it all.

Amateur filmmaker-jedi with five arms is right. The juice is dangerous!

Soladrin wrote:

For what? I'm bi anyway

It's amazing how macho this hobby pretends to be. Nothing shuts down a "What, are you gay!" like "What, you've never smoked a cock before?"

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

Soladrin wrote:

For what? I'm bi anyway

It's amazing how macho this hobby pretends to be. Nothing shuts down a "What, are you gay!" like "What, you've never smoked a cock before?"

Haha, I haven´t and i can´t say I´m looking forward to that XD But the thing is, I´m bi, It´s a coincedence that I´ve only had proper relationships with girls.

I don´t dig the hardgays xD

Smoked chicken.
Smoked frankfurter.
Smoked kielbasa.
Smoked cheese.

Soladrin wrote:

Haha, I haven´t and i can´t say I´m looking forward to that XD But the thing is, I´m bi, It´s a coincedence that I´ve only had proper relationships with girls.

I don´t dig the hardgays xD

I'm in a similar boat, though I can honestly say that I am looking forward to it People should love who they love. It's really easy/fun to freak nerds out though. "Hey, after the game want to get a beer and makeout?" Your sportsmanship score is about to get tanked or maxed

With your arms, of course!

Myeh Myeh Myeh Myeh Myeh!

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

Soladrin wrote:

Haha, I haven´t and i can´t say I´m looking forward to that XD But the thing is, I´m bi, It´s a coincedence that I´ve only had proper relationships with girls.

I don´t dig the hardgays xD

I'm in a similar boat, though I can honestly say that I am looking forward to it People should love who they love. It's really easy/fun to freak nerds out though. "Hey, after the game want to get a beer and makeout?" Your sportsmanship score is about to get tanked or maxed

Haha, I've done something slightly worse, while he was measuring something out, i just leaned close to his ear and whispered words along those lines.

I saw a shiver going down his spawn followed by spasmic denials. It was awesome.

LOL. I was at a tournament on Saturday. There were only three chairs and 4 people at the the tables I was near so we were trying to decide who would get them. A girl was one of the four so she immediately got one and one of the other guys got one as well, so it was between me and this Asian guy. He said "You go ahead and take it" and I said "I'm bi, so I guess that makes me kind of like a chick." My opponent said "Oh, you got the bye?" and I said "No, I'm bi." The two people next to me both took a step backward and the other guy's eyes widened and he screwed up his movement on his first turn because he was freaked out and couldn't concentrate. People are so squeamish

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:LOL. I was at a tournament on Saturday. There were only three chairs and 4 people at the the tables I was near so we were trying to decide who would get them. A girl was one of the four so she immediately got one and one of the other guys got one as well, so it was between me and this Asian guy. He said "You go ahead and take it" and I said "I'm bi, so I guess that makes me kind of like a chick." My opponent said "Oh, you got the bye?" and I said "No, I'm bi." The two people next to me both took a step backward and the other guy's eyes widened and he screwed up his movement on his first turn because he was freaked out and couldn't concentrate. People are so squeamish

Yep, the minute they know your bi/gay, they think your gonna jump them for their ghoulies.

Or that you're incredibly horny 24/7 and intend to rape people in their sleep. I know I frequently get gay stalkers on forums who ask me for pics because " ur soo hott" so some of that stigma can't be helped. People are stupid

Funniest thing: your hot without ever actually showing you face, apparently Bi is "in" >_<

Soladrin wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:LOL. I was at a tournament on Saturday. There were only three chairs and 4 people at the the tables I was near so we were trying to decide who would get them. A girl was one of the four so she immediately got one and one of the other guys got one as well, so it was between me and this Asian guy. He said "You go ahead and take it" and I said "I'm bi, so I guess that makes me kind of like a chick." My opponent said "Oh, you got the bye?" and I said "No, I'm bi." The two people next to me both took a step backward and the other guy's eyes widened and he screwed up his movement on his first turn because he was freaked out and couldn't concentrate. People are so squeamish

Yep, the minute they know your bi/gay, they think your gonna jump them for their ghoulies.

It would have no effect on me. I'm married, with children. I'm just waiting for the hurting to stop.

Hair nuzzle a bit.

sA

smiling Assassin wrote:Hair nuzzle a bit.

sA

With the obligatory sniff and sigh

Off-topic, no kidding
Pedobear reference = win.

...but I'm OK with that. I'm very modern.


I'm a modern gentleman.

That was the first piece of "forum art" I ever saw. I remember it confused me because I didn't know what a "thread" was at the time Yay flashbacks.

Soladrin wrote:

LunaHound wrote:
I have never see men hug each other tbh in a friendship way.

I hug all my friends as a greeting, and so do they.

If we're at a party we usually start humping each others leg or something at some point. Because we can

lol yep. it seems with my closer friends, we can be very homo about things and it is just normal. we are comfortable enough in our sexuality to not be scurrred.

and Luna, dudes hug all of the time...

and for the OP, there are a few different man hungs you can attempt.

the "handshake hug". I use this with my bouncer friends and friends not quite close enough to full on hug. you grasp palms, fingers facing up with you thumb pointed towards you, and you pull them in for a one arm'd "half hug".

the "handshake slap hug", same as above, but you pat them on the back roughly, can be used in the same application, add salt to taste...

the "quick double slap", both arms, double slap on the back, for closer friends. or your dad.

the "too long hug" if you have a real close friend and you have a similar sense of humour, you can greet each other with one of these hugs, both arms, very close....works great especially in mixed company, it makes those who dont really know you feel awkward....and you and your buddy can have a chuckle over it while you drinks manly pints of stout or porter...



as far as hugging women goes...Luna offered indispensable advice back on page one...and the awkwardness of your OP kind of sounds like you should pay attention....



and yes, albatross, this thread is very gay.