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Martial Arts Fiday






Nashville, TN

Congrats, you just killed the internetz....

The sad thing is his list of watchers on the auction just quadrupled due to this thread. Probably very excited about it.

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GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up.


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Stabbin' Skarboy






xblackdog wrote:
KingCracker wrote:
Kanluwen wrote:I hate to be the one to say this, all things considered...

But it's better than some of the stuff that gets posted here.



Whoa whoa whoa......HONESTLY find something worse then THIS


On this site. Do that and Ill personally write the seller on there an apologize via email for agreeing with people its the worst thing Ive ever seen painted.


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Notice the cod piece and the legs are so gloppy that they some how have become one part

ok,


Uhm, he might have ya there Kingcracker. If not it is really close.

Oi!! Which Butt'n makes dis ting go!?!
 
   
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk





usa

Guys go easy on him he probably just misttok the dogs vomit for an army.

gitcruncha for the win
-4342 points
 
   
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Regular Dakkanaut





xblackdog wrote:ok,


You know, if there was ever a confidence builder for my painting, this is it.

Even if I vomit on my models, at least they won't look like this.

 
   
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine






In a Toyota, plotting revenge.

xblackdog wrote:
KingCracker wrote:
Kanluwen wrote:I hate to be the one to say this, all things considered...

But it's better than some of the stuff that gets posted here.



Whoa whoa whoa......HONESTLY find something worse then THIS


On this site. Do that and Ill personally write the seller on there an apologize via email for agreeing with people its the worst thing Ive ever seen painted.


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Notice the cod piece and the legs are so gloppy that they some how have become one part

ok,

At least you can see most of the details! That one could be redeemed if you used really thin paint. But the two bounty hunters need to be purge with fire.

metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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Hellish Haemonculus






Boskydell, IL

I don't know...I guess people around here are worse painters than anywhere else in the country...this is far from the worst paintjob I've ever seen. And while $400 dollars is pretty steep, I have to wonder what all of those models would cost new. I don't know off the top of my head.

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Implacable Skitarii





Portland

take notice of the commissar pointing at it in horror =p also you should post that apologizing letter for all to see

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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch







Why does an imperial AT-ST have crimson fist decals on it?
   
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine






In a Toyota, plotting revenge.

The Ghoma wrote:Why does an imperial AT-ST have crimson fist decals on it?

lol...

metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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Sinewy Scourge







Y'know, this is actually kinda funny. I thought this was going to be some kind of conversion that was meticulously done...but this is just dumb. It's literally white Space Marines labeled as stormtroopers.
Ok next thing I am going to do is get a bunch of Kroot and make a Protoss army and sell it for 250% retail value like this guy apparently thinks is right.
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Been Around the Block




I must be missing something, I wish I could see some closeups!
   
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Stabbin' Skarboy






This poor fella has been scratched up enough I think.

Not everyone is a great painter. I know I am not.

The thing that gets me is the thought that they would sell for $400 plus a $25 shipping fee.

But I can kinda understand being proud of your stuff.

I tried to sell one of my BWs for fun and got not one takers so I am feeling his pain.


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countchocula86 wrote:I must be missing something, I wish I could see some closeups!


You can see close ups further down the page.

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Oi!! Which Butt'n makes dis ting go!?!
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






OH-I Wanna get out of here

Those have been on ebay several times by the same person. At this point he has to charge $400 just to cover fees lol.
   
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Yellin' Yoof on a Scooter





Colorado Springs

Were it not for the fact that you can see the original green coat under the hastily added black primer I might go easy on this seller. But he obviously knows what he's doing. You can't possibly look at that and not see a problem. It's almost as if he's looking for a sucker. Obviously I don't know his motives, but come on!

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Calm Celestian





Colorado

My eye's! My eye's!

Yeah $400 for an army like that is really steep, maybe $100-$200 for it all.

At least most of the model are already primed for a better paint job.

On the other hand it is a themed Star wars army, but the number of models the seller is offering verse the price you could probably get more models individually purchasing each unit. You could probably find an army with more models for less than what he's selling it for.

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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster





New Zealand

This Kabalite just vomited, and you have no idea what it takes to make one sick!

That looks like nasty poster paint, as an artist, I condemn thee to be swallowed by a Warp Whale.

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Esteemed Veteran Space Marine





Hehehehe! He painted the WH40k figures star wars style, and the one star wars thing, 40k (crimson fists) style!

   
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Calm Celestian





Colorado

ImperialTard wrote:Hey.. That's my auction.. :(



What do you mean it doesn't make sense that there are Rebels AND Imperials fighting together? What do you mean I need to add shading?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT WORTH FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS TO YOU?


Well if it truly is your action to you yes it may be worth $400, and you may have spent several heart full hours painting this army putting as much detail into each model as you could. There is a big difference of quality of the paint job verses the cost and when a potential buyer comes accost a themed star wars army for $400 they will expect a decent quality paint job. Where it got you was that in the close ups the paint jobs on many of the models was very patchy and flat and rather thick paint with not much detail into each model, while you may have painted in the defining features for many of the themed models. Much of the detailing some one would expect of a $400 dollar themed army was simply not there.

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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre




Missouri

Impostor! This is my* army, and just so you know it isn't listed as "pro-painted" simply because I forgot to.



*Might not actually be mine.

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Why isnt Slut Wars: The Sexpocalypse a real game dammit.


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40kenthus





[REDCATED]

Demons from the warp! DEMONS FROM THE WARP! PURGE! PURGE!

No, on second thought, purge MY EYES. With FIRE. And GUNS. I feel honest sorrow deep in my heart for this person.

Also, staying roughly on topic, you guys think this sale (linked to) is legit?
http://cgi.ebay.com/WARHAMMER-40K-FORGE-WORLD-ULTRAMARINE-DREADNOUGHT_W0QQitemZ130394560576QQcategoryZ44124QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp4340.m8QQ_trkparmsZalgo%3DMW%26its%3DC%26itu%3DUCC%26otn%3D20%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D8155546859850157053


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No way, actually. No question. That's a golden demon winner, isn't it?

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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





Beijing

Why isn't it legit? The person has 100% good feedback on similar items like a Salamander Marine that sold for £260.
   
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant







If i was running a painting class i would give him a c-(im being very nice). great idea but crud presenting. Why does
1 vader have no helmet.
2. just a black armor da chapter master.
3. that doesnt count as conversion. just weird painting.

-to many points to bother to count.
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40kenthus





[REDCATED]

It just seems...off. They're only asking for $30 odd (thats australian dollars) for a golden demon quality mini.

You know one of the things to look out for on ebay is people getting their friends to outbid everything and then just giving them their money back and getting top feedback. It happens.

[REDCATED]
 
   
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Plaguebearer with a Flu




Cornwall UK

To add some technical advice, in order to aid improvement, to my earlier post I would like to suggest trying finger painting first. When you have mastered that, move on to wax crayons (the chunky ones first) then move onto to the finer pointed wax crayons. Only then will you be ready to tackle flat colours on model airplanes........................

dfb

ps why so mean - because of the riduculous auction price.

   
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran






Melbourne, Australia

Come on it's not THAT bad! Really, I have seen worse, not everyone can paint like a pro (it does take practice), although he is asking $400 for it, and it is probably worth less than a quarter of that. Maybe he made a mistake with pricing.


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OK I DID NOT SEE CLOSE UP! I TAKE BACK SOME OF WHAT I SAID!

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Regular Dakkanaut





Bracknell, Berkshire, England

Howard A Treesong wrote:That's pretty bad, but I challenge it with this 'stegadon' which was listed Buy it Now for £15 or £20, don't recall exactly.



I had two of that identical dinosaur model when I was a kid. Can't remember where I got them from though.

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Calculating Commissar






HadoukenAvenger wrote:Demons from the warp! DEMONS FROM THE WARP! PURGE! PURGE!

No, on second thought, purge MY EYES. With FIRE. And GUNS. I feel honest sorrow deep in my heart for this person.

Also, staying roughly on topic, you guys think this sale (linked to) is legit?
http://cgi.ebay.com/WARHAMMER-40K-FORGE-WORLD-ULTRAMARINE-DREADNOUGHT_W0QQitemZ130394560576QQcategoryZ44124QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp4340.m8QQ_trkparmsZalgo%3DMW%26its%3DC%26itu%3DUCC%26otn%3D20%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D8155546859850157053


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No way, actually. No question. That's a golden demon winner, isn't it?


Buy it for $30 dollars and let us know.

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 Ouze wrote:
I can't wait to buy one of these, open the box, peek at the sprues, and then put it back in the box and store it unpainted for years.
 
   
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander






KingCracker wrote:
Kanluwen wrote:I hate to be the one to say this, all things considered...

But it's better than some of the stuff that gets posted here.



Whoa whoa whoa......HONESTLY find something worse then THIS


On this site. Do that and Ill personally write the seller on there an apologize via email for agreeing with people its the worst thing Ive ever seen painted.


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Notice the cod piece and the legs are so gloppy that they some how have become one part


Hey what are you talking about?

These are beautiful painted models just look at the detail on them !!!

Hah I'm only messing I thought my painting was bad these want to make me cry.

   
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Swift Swooping Hawk




Canberra, Australia

Somewhere, in a far far away house, is a man drooling over new Star Wars toys found on ebay.

Its "star wars". Some idiot is going to buy it.

I'd hate to see how the seller is going to send these to someone. Garbage bag?

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Longtime Dakkanaut





Essex, UK

If i had the money and time to spare, i would buy these minis, then do a youtube video of them being fed into a food processor. Its the only way to do them justice IMO. Too harsh?
   
 
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