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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 01:09:24
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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Martial Arts Fiday
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Congrats, you just killed the internetz....
The sad thing is his list of watchers on the auction just quadrupled due to this thread. Probably very excited about it.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/31 01:10:58
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 01:57:55
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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xblackdog wrote:KingCracker wrote:Kanluwen wrote:I hate to be the one to say this, all things considered...
But it's better than some of the stuff that gets posted here.
Whoa whoa whoa......HONESTLY find something worse then THIS
On this site. Do that and Ill personally write the seller on there an apologize via email for agreeing with people its the worst thing Ive ever seen painted.
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Notice the cod piece and the legs are so gloppy that they some how have become one part
ok,

Uhm, he might have ya there Kingcracker. If not it is really close.
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Oi!! Which Butt'n makes dis ting go!?!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 02:01:09
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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Guys go easy on him he probably just misttok the dogs vomit for an army.
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gitcruncha for the win
-4342 points
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 02:14:53
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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Regular Dakkanaut
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xblackdog wrote:ok,

You know, if there was ever a confidence builder for my painting, this is it.
Even if I vomit on my models, at least they won't look like this.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 02:15:37
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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xblackdog wrote:KingCracker wrote:Kanluwen wrote:I hate to be the one to say this, all things considered...
But it's better than some of the stuff that gets posted here.
Whoa whoa whoa......HONESTLY find something worse then THIS
On this site. Do that and Ill personally write the seller on there an apologize via email for agreeing with people its the worst thing Ive ever seen painted.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Notice the cod piece and the legs are so gloppy that they some how have become one part
ok,

At least you can see most of the details! That one could be redeemed if you used really thin paint. But the two bounty hunters need to be purge with fire.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 02:47:39
Subject: Re:Worst painting EVER
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Hellish Haemonculus
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I don't know...I guess people around here are worse painters than anywhere else in the country...this is far from the worst paintjob I've ever seen. And while $400 dollars is pretty steep, I have to wonder what all of those models would cost new. I don't know off the top of my head.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 03:06:19
Subject: Re:Worst painting EVER
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Implacable Skitarii
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take notice of the commissar pointing at it in horror =p also you should post that apologizing letter for all to see
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/31 03:08:51
You know you're spending too much time on 40k when... you worry about the Gets Hot! rule when turning on a plasma tv. - frightenedfreddie
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 03:16:18
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
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Why does an imperial AT-ST have crimson fist decals on it?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 03:20:58
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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The Ghoma wrote:Why does an imperial AT-ST have crimson fist decals on it?
lol...
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 03:25:45
Subject: Re:Worst painting EVER
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Sinewy Scourge
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Y'know, this is actually kinda funny. I thought this was going to be some kind of conversion that was meticulously done...but this is just dumb. It's literally white Space Marines labeled as stormtroopers.
Ok next thing I am going to do is get a bunch of Kroot and make a Protoss army and sell it for 250% retail value like this guy apparently thinks is right.
Greetsz,
Mr. Self Destruct
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Kabal of the Void Dominator - now with more purple!
"And the moral of the story is: Appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 03:34:54
Subject: Re:Worst painting EVER
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Been Around the Block
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I must be missing something, I wish I could see some closeups!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 04:12:55
Subject: Re:Worst painting EVER
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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This poor fella has been scratched up enough I think.
Not everyone is a great painter. I know I am not.
The thing that gets me is the thought that they would sell for $400 plus a $25 shipping fee.
But I can kinda understand being proud of your stuff.
I tried to sell one of my BWs for fun and got not one takers so I am feeling his pain. Automatically Appended Next Post: countchocula86 wrote:I must be missing something, I wish I could see some closeups!
You can see close ups further down the page.
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Oi!! Which Butt'n makes dis ting go!?!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 04:21:23
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
OH-I Wanna get out of here
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Those have been on ebay several times by the same person. At this point he has to charge $400 just to cover fees lol.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 06:22:28
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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Yellin' Yoof on a Scooter
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Were it not for the fact that you can see the original green coat under the hastily added black primer I might go easy on this seller. But he obviously knows what he's doing. You can't possibly look at that and not see a problem. It's almost as if he's looking for a sucker. Obviously I don't know his motives, but come on!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 06:35:34
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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Calm Celestian
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My eye's! My eye's!
Yeah $400 for an army like that is really steep, maybe $100-$200 for it all.
At least most of the model are already primed for a better paint job.
On the other hand it is a themed Star wars army, but the number of models the seller is offering verse the price you could probably get more models individually purchasing each unit. You could probably find an army with more models for less than what he's selling it for.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 06:35:35
Subject: Re:Worst painting EVER
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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This Kabalite just vomited, and you have no idea what it takes to make one sick!
That looks like nasty poster paint, as an artist, I condemn thee to be swallowed by a Warp Whale.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 06:38:00
Subject: Re:Worst painting EVER
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Esteemed Veteran Space Marine
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 07:02:29
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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Calm Celestian
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ImperialTard wrote:Hey.. That's my auction.. :(
What do you mean it doesn't make sense that there are Rebels AND Imperials fighting together? What do you mean I need to add shading?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT WORTH FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS TO YOU?
Well if it truly is your action to you yes it may be worth $400, and you may have spent several heart full hours painting this army putting as much detail into each model as you could. There is a big difference of quality of the paint job verses the cost and when a potential buyer comes accost a themed star wars army for $400 they will expect a decent quality paint job. Where it got you was that in the close ups the paint jobs on many of the models was very patchy and flat and rather thick paint with not much detail into each model, while you may have painted in the defining features for many of the themed models. Much of the detailing some one would expect of a $400 dollar themed army was simply not there.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 07:12:37
Subject: Re:Worst painting EVER
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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre
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Impostor! This is my* army, and just so you know it isn't listed as "pro-painted" simply because I forgot to.
*Might not actually be mine.
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Desubot wrote:Why isnt Slut Wars: The Sexpocalypse a real game dammit.
"It's easier to change the rules than to get good at the game." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 07:55:39
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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40kenthus
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Demons from the warp! DEMONS FROM THE WARP! PURGE! PURGE!
No, on second thought, purge MY EYES. With FIRE. And GUNS. I feel honest sorrow deep in my heart for this person.
Also, staying roughly on topic, you guys think this sale (linked to) is legit?
http://cgi.ebay.com/WARHAMMER-40K-FORGE-WORLD-ULTRAMARINE-DREADNOUGHT_W0QQitemZ130394560576QQcategoryZ44124QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp4340.m8QQ_trkparmsZalgo%3DMW%26its%3DC%26itu%3DUCC%26otn%3D20%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D8155546859850157053 Automatically Appended Next Post: No way, actually. No question. That's a golden demon winner, isn't it?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 08:17:26
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
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Why isn't it legit? The person has 100% good feedback on similar items like a Salamander Marine that sold for £260.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 08:26:22
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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If i was running a painting class i would give him a c-(im being very nice). great idea but crud presenting. Why does
1 vader have no helmet.
2. just a black armor da chapter master.
3. that doesnt count as conversion. just weird painting.
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-to many points to bother to count.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 09:24:35
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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40kenthus
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It just seems...off. They're only asking for $30 odd (thats australian dollars) for a golden demon quality mini.
You know one of the things to look out for on ebay is people getting their friends to outbid everything and then just giving them their money back and getting top feedback. It happens.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 10:14:49
Subject: Re:Worst painting EVER
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Plaguebearer with a Flu
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To add some technical advice, in order to aid improvement, to my earlier post I would like to suggest trying finger painting first. When you have mastered that, move on to wax crayons (the chunky ones first) then move onto to the finer pointed wax crayons. Only then will you be ready to tackle flat colours on model airplanes........................
dfb
ps why so mean - because of the riduculous auction price.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 10:33:24
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
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Come on it's not THAT bad! Really, I have seen worse, not everyone can paint like a pro (it does take practice), although he is asking $400 for it, and it is probably worth less than a quarter of that. Maybe he made a mistake with pricing. Automatically Appended Next Post:
OK I DID NOT SEE CLOSE UP! I TAKE BACK SOME OF WHAT I SAID!
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"Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath"
Guilliman and the Ultramarines are like Manchester United, everyone hates them because they are so awesome!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 15:30:00
Subject: Re:Worst painting EVER
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Regular Dakkanaut
Bracknell, Berkshire, England
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Howard A Treesong wrote:That's pretty bad, but I challenge it with this 'stegadon' which was listed Buy it Now for £15 or £20, don't recall exactly.

I had two of that identical dinosaur model when I was a kid. Can't remember where I got them from though.
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Maybe we should stop talking about fapping before a mod comes in here.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 15:56:47
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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Calculating Commissar
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Buy it for $30 dollars and let us know.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 16:28:42
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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KingCracker wrote:Kanluwen wrote:I hate to be the one to say this, all things considered...
But it's better than some of the stuff that gets posted here.
Whoa whoa whoa......HONESTLY find something worse then THIS
On this site. Do that and Ill personally write the seller on there an apologize via email for agreeing with people its the worst thing Ive ever seen painted.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Notice the cod piece and the legs are so gloppy that they some how have become one part
Hey what are you talking about?
These are beautiful painted models just look at the detail on them !!!
Hah I'm only messing I thought my painting was bad these want to make me cry.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 17:17:19
Subject: Worst painting EVER
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Swift Swooping Hawk
Canberra, Australia
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Somewhere, in a far far away house, is a man drooling over new Star Wars toys found on ebay.
Its "star wars". Some idiot is going to buy it.
I'd hate to see how the seller is going to send these to someone. Garbage bag?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/05/31 17:23:49
Subject: Re:Worst painting EVER
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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If i had the money and time to spare, i would buy these minis, then do a youtube video of them being fed into a food processor. Its the only way to do them justice IMO. Too harsh?
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