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2011/03/13 02:17:28
Subject: Re:Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Well, that seals the deal for me. i'm never going to start Orcs until the nipples return!
it's one thing to do away with Squats, but nipples? Really?
/sarcasm
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Come again some other day
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2011/03/13 06:53:59
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Captain of the Forlorn Hope
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Ascalam wrote:Because all humans start off female, and either stay female or become mail during development.
It's redundant in human males, but still part of our DNA, unlike Orks..
Well the subject of Ork DNA and the proteins, gene pairs, alleles, and chromatin that they have, is highly debated in the Imperiums finest testing labs. We could debate it here, but the discussion might be lost on some. Ascalam wrote:They've already started on that. Marines are like action man in that regard 
Actually, if you look close enough you can see that marines have a codpiece.
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2011/03/13 07:33:01
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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It's a small, very small, metal speedo, especially when you figure in the several inches of armour plating and so on ...
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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2011/03/13 21:12:59
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Dakka Veteran
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Ascalam wrote:Deeply wrong...
What's worse is i've seen worse in nightclubs 
I didn't know that Walmart had a DJ on Saturday nights.
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Models with issues: 2
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2011/03/14 00:03:44
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Worglock wrote:Ascalam wrote:Deeply wrong...
What's worse is i've seen worse in nightclubs
I didn't know that Walmart had a DJ on Saturday nights.
ZING!
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2011/03/14 00:11:20
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Why in all that is holy are you even looking there?
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2011/03/14 00:13:31
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Crafty Bray Shaman
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^ LOL!!!
I have seen this thread now, twice.
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2011/03/14 09:00:57
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Krazed Killa Kan
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Ascalam wrote:They've already started on that. Marines are like action man in that regard
What, you mean just a pair of plastic pants and a trademark 
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daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2011/03/14 17:06:25
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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That's right
Why do you think they're so xenophobically cranky all the time
Even eldar see more action
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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2011/03/15 00:30:48
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Deadly Dire Avenger
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Ascalam wrote:That's right
Why do you think they're so xenophobically cranky all the time
Even eldar see more action
true, but space marines do have the advantage when it comes to size of their, eh... power swords.
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2011/03/15 02:44:27
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Not as much as Tau and their compensation-cannon
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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2011/03/16 01:43:55
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Erratic Knight Errant
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terribletrygon wrote:
learn2meme
btw guys, I think the stuff on the boar boyz tummies are supposed to be piercings or scars of some kind.
learn2hit enter less than 7 or 8 times between lines.
Solorg wrote:WARBOSS TZOO wrote:nkelsch wrote:Why would modern orcs/orks have nipples?
They are not a species of mammals feeding offspring and they have no females. They also shouldn't have bellybuttons as they have no umbilical cord.
Came here to post this. 
Human males don't need them either, but there they are.
Some think men used to help feed young like women do now. Maybe really young snotlings are a bit helpless for food at first, and so the orcs.. Urk.. You get what I'm suggesting?
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2011/03/16 01:50:32
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Wish i didn't, but i'm cursed with a vivid imagination...
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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2011/03/16 02:00:25
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Erratic Knight Errant
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Ascalam wrote:Wish i didn't, but i'm cursed with a vivid imagination...
Stay strong, brother. Also, your sig kicks. 
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2011/03/16 03:49:55
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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(in best Captain Kirk voice impression)
"Must...pour.. clorox... in.... ears...."
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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2011/03/16 05:40:01
Subject: Re:Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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Any truth to the rumor I heard from a redshirt - that GWS has filed a new lawsuit against Chapterhouse Studios, alleging that the Green Nipples Add-on kit (compatible with Games Workshop©'s Orks®) infringes their nipple-related copyrights?
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2011/03/16 14:29:45
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Nasty Nob
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I don't see what the big deal is. This new nippleless trend by GW opens up loads of conversion options. Just get a few boxes of the old style Daemonettes on ebay or whatever, clip the nips, and use them to KONVERT YOUR ORCS! Throw remainder of Daemonette kit away.
Or, using Greenstuff, you can make Orc Nipples any size you want. I, for one, thank GW for opening up this option rather than railroading gamers into just one nipple size.
Solorg
He Who Has Nipples
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2011/03/18 11:43:55
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Esteemed Veteran Space Marine
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biccat wrote:...shifty glance...
I know a guy who can hook you up with some Ork nipples. You interested?
I need 422.....How much......
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2011/03/21 00:23:02
Subject: Re:Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Orcs have no penis either.
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2011/03/21 01:05:32
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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If they felt they needed one they'd rip one off something else and go see da Bad Doc
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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2011/03/21 03:44:09
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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I miss my daemonettes' old nipples...but I couldn't really care about missing orc(k) nipples. Oh well, I guess every model deserves them-MORE BLOOD ANGELS ARMOR FOR ALL!
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2011/03/22 20:43:48
Subject: Re:Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
VA USA
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The Mek in the Lootas sprue has a pierced left nipple.....
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2011/03/22 20:48:50
Subject: Re:Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Hacking Interventor
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Why no Ferd, no I hadn't noticed......... Automatically Appended Next Post: MudgeBlack wrote:Why no Ferd, no I hadn't noticed.........
Now, put down the minis and step out of the basement..........
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Dennis
Damnant quod non intelegunt
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2011/03/23 00:28:16
Subject: Re:Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Brain-Dead Zombie of Nurgle
England
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Well iv'e never noticed. I tend not to stare.
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2011/03/27 07:23:15
Subject: Re:Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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40kenthus
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That's it, time to reveal my new project:
TRUE SCALE NIPPLE KITS!
Now you can make orc nipples of realistic size and dimensions!
Do you need to make a diorama of an orc breast-feeding a grotyou sick, perveted bastard?? Our kit's the one for you! Buy it! Then kill yourself!
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2011/03/27 17:57:14
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
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If you've tried orc milk, you know why they shouldn;t 
Makes goats milk taste like the finest beverage the gods can ever grace us with.
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Orks is never beaten. 
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