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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 13:05:41
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Krazed Killa Kan
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That regarding the new orcs & goblins releases, there are no nipples on all the new orcs?
Does this mean they are finally phasing out orcs with nipples?
Is this a shift towards fluff consistency (i.e. spore based reproduction) or something else?
Discuss...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 13:12:47
Subject: Has anyone else noticed
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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They were all stolen by the Sanguinary Guard.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 13:18:22
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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*sigh*.
A thread about Ork nipples.
In answer to your hypothesis...No, they obviously didn't think about it as much as you have, methinks
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 13:32:34
Subject: Re:Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Using Object Source Lighting
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Man thats such a obvious answer you should be ashamed of even asking that!!!
OF COURSE CLAWED FIENDS STOLE ALL OF THEM!
Theres a nipple revolution on GW design team.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 13:34:35
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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So if the Clawed Fiends took all the Ork nipples, then the Sanguinary Guard took all the Daemonette nipples?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 13:36:45
Subject: Has anyone else noticed
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
On an Express Elevator to Hell!!
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SilverMK2 wrote:They were all stolen by the Sanguinary Guard.
Thats the second sig-worthy comment you have made this week, you are on a roll mate
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 13:40:12
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Using Object Source Lighting
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Platuan4th wrote:So if the Clawed Fiends took all the Ork nipples, then the Sanguinary Guard took all the Daemonette nipples?
Notions of a good concept + GW = Nipples shifting
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 13:41:12
Subject: Has anyone else noticed
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Pacific wrote:Thats the second sig-worthy comment you have made this week, you are on a roll mate
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 16:51:00
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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...shifty glance...
I know a guy who can hook you up with some Ork nipples. You interested?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 17:09:30
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Maybe there just inverted ? ..thats why there so angry !
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 17:22:37
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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So I can finally put away that picture of the ork cheerleader I use for ork nipple threads?
Goodnight sweet prince....ess?
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S'all fun and games until some no life troll master debates all over your space manz & ruins it for you |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 18:33:49
Subject: Has anyone else noticed
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Courageous Silver Helm
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SilverMK2 wrote:They were all stolen by the Sanguinary Guard.
That explains an awful lot. But of what I am not sure.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 18:36:10
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Why would modern orcs/orks have nipples?
They are not a species of mammals feeding offspring and they have no females. They also shouldn't have bellybuttons as they have no umbilical cord.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 19:09:16
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Rogue Grot Kannon Gunna
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nkelsch wrote:Why would modern orcs/orks have nipples?
They are not a species of mammals feeding offspring and they have no females. They also shouldn't have bellybuttons as they have no umbilical cord.
Came here to post this.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 19:25:19
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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'Has anyone else noticed the New Orcs have no Nipples?'
I hadn't noticed....... But thankyou for pointing it out..............
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 19:57:05
Subject: Re:Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Grovelin' Grot
donegal
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God  its like the fedex arrow all over again!!!!
Im pretty sure that everyone is gonna pick up an ork now and check if it has nipples.
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1500pts space orks
1200pts space marines "cover is for pussies!"
850pts guardsmen.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 20:06:37
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Krazy Grot Kutta Driva
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Now selling custom ork nipples
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Poor orks... Why can't they be the good guys for once?
All they've ever really wanted is whatever you have...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 20:19:30
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Nasty Nob
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:nkelsch wrote:Why would modern orcs/orks have nipples?
They are not a species of mammals feeding offspring and they have no females. They also shouldn't have bellybuttons as they have no umbilical cord.
Came here to post this.
Human males don't need them either, but there they are.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 20:26:47
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Because all humans start off female, and either stay female or become mail during development.
It's redundant in human males, but still part of our DNA, unlike Orks..
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 20:28:54
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Using Object Source Lighting
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Ascalam wrote:Because all humans start off female, and either stay female or become mail during development.
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So your female or express mail?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 20:31:42
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Basically
Can't spell for hell when i'm at work. We have daft keyboards that aren't set up the same as a standard one and an autocorrector program.
Meant to type Male, but the computer tends to autocorrect words without warning. I have to go back and correct my posts a lot as a result...
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 20:39:14
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Mukkin'About wrote:So I can finally put away that picture of the ork cheerleader I use for ork nipple threads? -And I can have it reappear again by quoting it
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 20:46:10
Subject: Has anyone else noticed
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Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos
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SilverMK2 wrote:They were all stolen by the Sanguinary Guard.
Sounds like a great Idea for an Ork vs. BA custom scenario...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 21:00:32
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Deadly Dire Avenger
Beltac-Asur Craftworld
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Vandil wrote:Now selling custom ork nipples
I'll take twenty boxes. once you receive a "cease and desist" order from GW, they will be worth millions
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i-Eldar: there's an aspect for that. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 21:08:24
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Conniving Informer
London, UK
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I hadn't noticed but this is now a case of "what has been seen cannot be unseen".
I don't know whether this is an improvement or not. I just know I have now spent too long thinking about Ork anatomy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/10 23:02:33
Subject: Re:Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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I had not noticed this...I wish I wouldn't have seen that Ork Cheerleader picture...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/11 01:10:30
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
On an Express Elevator to Hell!!
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Thanks for the Cheerleader picture haha.. while we are here, why not lower the bar even further and post the ogre cheerleader if anyone has it ?
nkelsch wrote:Why would modern orcs/orks have nipples?
They are not a species of mammals feeding offspring and they have no females. They also shouldn't have bellybuttons as they have no umbilical cord.
Because the orcs growing from mushrooms thing was invented by Gav Thorpe IIRC, it wasn't always that way. Orks/Orcs started their conception as essentially really scummy humans with foul manners, green skin, and spoke like a london docker (amusingly, that is the one piece of background that still survives) and have steadily moved away from that and towards a more bestial nature. Now they exist only to inflict pain and destruction, and as a result are rather 2 dimensional in nature, the shedding of nipples is another part in that process I guess.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/11 01:27:49
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Omnious Orc Shaman
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away...
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Pacific wrote:Thanks for the Cheerleader picture haha.. while we are here, why not lower the bar even further and post the ogre cheerleader if anyone has it ? hmm, okay err, I'll go get my coat then...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/11 01:40:41
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Deeply wrong...
What's worse is i've seen worse in nightclubs
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/11 01:42:29
Subject: Has anyone else noticed new Orcs have no nipples?
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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I say, I say, I say...
My orc has no nipples!
Your orc has no nipples? How does he give suck?
Terrible!
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