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bahahaha gold.

Dashofpepper wrote:

Scarey Nerd wrote:
Worst I could think of this early in the morning. Probably should have put some Pariahs in there, but hey ho.

That's my ACTUAL Necron Army list you turd. +27 scarabs. Stop hatin'!

Awesome

How about:

1 Necron lord
2 x 10 Warriors
3 x 5 Pariahs

God help you, you're going to get nowhere fast with this list.

For IG:

CCS w 2/ Body guards and regimental Standard
2 Techpriest Engiseers w/5 servitors

2 x Veterans w/ Scouts doctorine

3 x Death Strike Missiles

For the good old nids:

Now this list is just wrong,
Tyranid Prime 80pts
x1 Pyrovore 45pts
x1 Pyrovore 45pts
x1 Pyrovore 45pts
x10 Ripper Swarms 100pts
x10 Ripper Swarms 100pts
x10 Ripper Swarms 100pts
x10 Sky Slasher swarms 150pts
x10 Sky Slasher swarms 150pts
x10 Sky Slasher swarms 150pts

1x Aun'va-205
1x XV8 commander-TL flamer, C&C node-66
10x vespids, strain leader-182pts
10x vespids, strain leader-182pts
10x vespids, strain leader-182pts
20x carnivores, 1x shaper, 12 kroot hounds, 1x krootox-268

~1000 pts. Awfulness...

For the good old nids:

Now this list is just wrong,
Tyranid Prime 80pts
x1 Pyrovore 45pts
x1 Pyrovore 45pts
x1 Pyrovore 45pts
x10 Ripper Swarms 100pts
x10 Ripper Swarms 100pts
x10 Ripper Swarms 100pts
x10 Sky Slasher swarms 150pts
x10 Sky Slasher swarms 150pts
x10 Sky Slasher swarms 150pts

This list at 1k has 190 wounds and stealth almost entirely across the board. A decent player could win with this list against a non-mechanised list. Not saying its a good list but its not that bad. Granted you have to table your opponent to win but it could conceivably do that.

FlingitNow wrote:

For the good old nids:

Now this list is just wrong,
Tyranid Prime 80pts
x1 Pyrovore 45pts
x1 Pyrovore 45pts
x1 Pyrovore 45pts
x10 Ripper Swarms 100pts
x10 Ripper Swarms 100pts
x10 Ripper Swarms 100pts
x10 Sky Slasher swarms 150pts
x10 Sky Slasher swarms 150pts
x10 Sky Slasher swarms 150pts

This list at 1k has 190 wounds and stealth almost entirely across the board. A decent player could win with this list against a non-mechanised list. Not saying its a good list but its not that bad. Granted you have to table your opponent to win but it could conceivably do that.

good call!! I'll make a different one

Here we go.

Chaos Space Marines

Greater Daemon 160pts

Lesser Daemons x20 300

Lesser Daemons x20 300

Lesser Daemons x9 135

I automatically lose because I have no chaos icons.

Snarky wrote:Here we go.

Chaos Space Marines

Greater Daemon 160pts

Lesser Daemons x20 300

Lesser Daemons x20 300

Lesser Daemons x9 135

I automatically lose because I have no chaos icons.

You wouldnt even be playing with that illegal army list anyway!

I can't be bothered to go and get my codex, but the worst army to field against orks would be something like this:

ccs with laspistols
2 veteran squads without any upgrades
3 squads of stormtroopers without any upgrades
loads of scout sentinels without any upgrades
if there are any points left, whichever one is the worst from the ordnance battery.

tactics: everything to be charged forward at full speed. This would fail, because the hot shot lasguns would be such a waste of points against such an army. It has nothing anti-tank. Though I'm not very familiar with them due to the lack of their use in my armys, I'm pretty sure that multi lasers are rubbish. The vets would probably get a few hits, but they're only las guns, so that's OK. The sentinels would get destroyed easily, because they are open-topped. IF the medusa or whatever else advanced, it wouldn't get a chance to shoot and woul crumple like rice paper against any army worth it's name.
I just thought of another rubbish idea, a techpriest enginseer in an army without any vehicles

Ajroo wrote:

Snarky wrote:Here we go.

Chaos Space Marines

Greater Daemon 160pts

Lesser Daemons x20 300

Lesser Daemons x20 300

Lesser Daemons x9 135

I automatically lose because I have no chaos icons.

You wouldnt even be playing with that illegal army list anyway!

How is it illegal?

HQ: Greater Daemon

Troops: Lesser Daemons.

What am I missing? I have fulfilled the 1HQ 2Troops requirement. There is nothing in the codex which states I can't take nothing but daemons.

Snarky wrote:

Ajroo wrote:

Snarky wrote:Here we go.

Chaos Space Marines

Greater Daemon 160pts

Lesser Daemons x20 300

Lesser Daemons x20 300

Lesser Daemons x9 135

I automatically lose because I have no chaos icons.

You wouldnt even be playing with that illegal army list anyway!

You realize you are around100pts off

How is it illegal?

HQ: Greater Daemon

Troops: Lesser Daemons.

What am I missing? I have fulfilled the 1HQ 2Troops requirement. There is nothing in the codex which states I can't take nothing but daemons.

Ok then easy

HQ: Greater Daemon 160

Lesser Daemon x20 300

Lesser Daemon x20 300

Lesser Daemon x15 240

1000 points exactly.

Fulfills 1HQ and 2Troops, worst list you could possibly ever take. Regardless of points either, since Lesser Daemons and Greater Daemons don't take up FOC slots.

Snarky wrote:

Ajroo wrote:

Snarky wrote:Here we go.

Chaos Space Marines

Greater Daemon 160pts

Lesser Daemons x20 300

Lesser Daemons x20 300

Lesser Daemons x9 135

I automatically lose because I have no chaos icons.

You wouldnt even be playing with that illegal army list anyway!

How is it illegal?

HQ: Greater Daemon

Troops: Lesser Daemons.

What am I missing? I have fulfilled the 1HQ 2Troops requirement. There is nothing in the codex which states I can't take nothing but daemons.

They Don't Count, they are chosen in addition to the minimums and maximums on the force organisation chart.
See P89. in Codex CSM

Wow, I am very wrong in this case, I always assume it's the same "using this list" page was the same for all the codices! Serves me right for not reading my codex!

Ok! Amendment time!

Chaos Lord 90

Chaos Marines x5 75
Chaos Marines x5 75

Lesser Daemons x20 300
Lesser Daemons x20 300
Lesser Daemons x10 150

990 pts with only 11 playable models who only have boltguns.

Ninja'd

Scarey Nerd wrote:Necron Lord w/ Disruption Fields = 105

2x10 Warriors = 360

3 Scarabs = 36

3x3 Tomb Spyders = 495

Total = 996

Worst I could think of this early in the morning. Probably should have put some Pariahs in there, but hey ho.

What?

So 9 MC's that poop ablative wounds @1000pts is bad HOW?

Jabbdo wrote:

Scarey Nerd wrote:Necron Lord w/ Disruption Fields = 105

2x10 Warriors = 360

3 Scarabs = 36

3x3 Tomb Spyders = 495

Total = 996

Worst I could think of this early in the morning. Probably should have put some Pariahs in there, but hey ho.

What?

So 9 MC's that poop ablative wounds @1000pts is bad HOW?

You only need to knock over a handful of warriors to phase them out.

Paraelix wrote:

Jabbdo wrote:

Scarey Nerd wrote:Necron Lord w/ Disruption Fields = 105

2x10 Warriors = 360

3 Scarabs = 36

3x3 Tomb Spyders = 495

Total = 996

Worst I could think of this early in the morning. Probably should have put some Pariahs in there, but hey ho.

What?

So 9 MC's that poop ablative wounds @1000pts is bad HOW?

You only need to knock over a handful of warriors to phase them out.

Yeah, you need to take Phase Out into account, especially since without necrons would witch punt all other armies and sexually torment their families.

I got this.

HQ -
Chaos Sorcerer
W/ Gift of Chaos

Elietes -
Possessed Marines (10)

Possessed Marines (10)

Troops -
Chaos Space Marines (5)

Chaos Space Marines (5)

Fast Attack -

Spwan (3)

and two spwan in reserves.

Without rhinos, possessed wont get far. only the troops can actually do any sort of shooting. The only way it could fail is if someone ran their whole list into close combat with these things, but even then, not really any chance.
Booyah!

A Chaos List i thought of

Fabius Bile - 160pts

Chaos Lord - 130pts
Pair of Lightning Claws

10^Possessed Squad - 260pts

10^Possessed Squad -260pts

5^Chaos Marine Squad - 100pts
Flamer, Mark of Slaanesh

5^Chaos Marine Squad -100pts
Flamer, Mark of Slaanesh

1000pts of HEY!!! OVER HERE!!! SHOOT ME!!!

Paraelix wrote:

Jabbdo wrote:

Scarey Nerd wrote:Necron Lord w/ Disruption Fields = 105

2x10 Warriors = 360

3 Scarabs = 36

3x3 Tomb Spyders = 495

Total = 996

Worst I could think of this early in the morning. Probably should have put some Pariahs in there, but hey ho.

What?

So 9 MC's that poop ablative wounds @1000pts is bad HOW?

You only need to knock over a handful of warriors to phase them out.

You still need to kill 16 warriors to make them phase out. Thats really not too easy at range, @ 1000pts.

Khornny Khaos

Lord - MoK, Plasma Pistol, Daemon Weapon, melta bombs, personal icon - 165pts

Chaos Marines x5, Champion, Melta Bombs, MoS - 115pts

Chaos Marines x5, Champion, MoS - 110pts

Chaos Dreadnought, TL HB, ML - 105pts

Chaos Dreadnought, TL HB, ML - 105pts

Possessed Chaos Marines x5, Champion, MoS - 140pts

Chaos Spawn x4, 160pts

Greater Daemon - 100pts

1000pts

Lord is sac-ed for the GD if he doesn't stun himself first in CC or burn himself with the plasma. Possessed and Spawn in the middle, flanked by the CSM, then the Dreads. Dreads go crazy and gun down my own troops till they meet in the begining, killing my own army and leaving possiblly one crippled Dread if the Khaos Gods smile on your dice.

Army is built off of Chaos random rolls, letting you destroy yourself while still being able to field everything with as many poor choices as I could think of and cram into the list.





Tweaked Khornny Khaos

Lord, MoT, Daemon Weapon, Plasma Pistol, Personal Icon, Melta Bombs, Daemonic Steed - 200pts

Greater Deamon - 100pts

Chaos Space Marines x5, Champion, Melta Bombs, MoS - 115pts

Chaos Space Marines x5, Champion, Melta Bombs, MoS - 115pts

Chaos Space Marines x5, Champion, MoS - 110pts

Chaos Dreadnaught, TL HB, ML, Extra Armor - 120pts

Chaos Dreadnaught, TL HB, ML, Extra Armor - 120pts

Chaos Dreadnaught, TL HB, ML, Extra Armor - 120pts

1000pts

Put the Marines, Spawn, and GD surrounded by the Dreads. Enjoy gunning down your own troops and sac-ing your Lord for the GD!

Necrons

Lord 100pts

50 warriors

That is all.

Primaris Psyker
Ogryns, 10
Vets, plasma pistol, power fist, vox, 2 plasma, hvy flamer, lascannon, grenadiers, forward sentries, demolitions x 2

1000 pts of ... something terrible

The Black Templars FAQ establishes the precedent that units that don't take up FOC slots still count towards the minimum requirement. It is quite arguable that the CSM 'daemons only' list is the worst army you'll never field.

Primaris Psyker
Ogryns, 10
Vets, plasma pistol, power fist, vox, 2 plasma, hvy flamer, lascannon, grenadiers, forward sentries, demolitions x 2

1000 pts of ... something terrible

Ogryns are awesome and your list looks illeagal.



Automatically Appended Next Post:

Arctik_Firangi wrote:The Black Templars FAQ establishes the precedent that units that don't take up FOC slots still count towards the minimum requirement. It is quite arguable that the CSM 'daemons only' list is the worst army you'll never field.

CSM Codex clearly states otherwise and would make that an illeagal list.

BlkTom wrote:

Primaris Psyker
Ogryns, 10
Vets, plasma pistol, power fist, vox, 2 plasma, hvy flamer, lascannon, grenadiers, forward sentries, demolitions x 2

1000 pts of ... something terrible

Ogryns are awesome and your list looks illeagal.

I assume you meant illegal? Check out your rulebook bud.

Maybe if you properly wrote out your list, it might eliminate some confusion. Even if my spelling is off, at least you can understand what I wrote.

Astorath 225

5 Deathcompany - 10 thunderhammers 400

5 Deathcompany - 9 thunderhammers 370

Maybe not as bad as some of the lists but 11 walking Deathcompany that you have no control over would be pretty bad. The great thing about this list is you deploy. Go get a coffee and roll dice as after deployment you have basically no decisions to make .

How about some Space Wolves, but with no shooting whatsoever?

HQ:

Canis
-185

Wolf Lord
TM, 2x WC
-165

ELITES:

Lone Wolf, TDA, TH/SS
-85

Lone Wolf, TDA, TH/SS
-85

Lone Wolf, TDA, TH/SS
-85

TROOPS:

Arjac
-188

5x Fenrisian Wolves
Wolf Guard
TDA
TH/SS
-103

5x Fenrisian Wolves
Wolf Guard
TDA
TH/SS
-103

-999

No ranged weaponry (unless you count Arjac's hammer throw), and single footslogging units spread throughout.