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Here's an Orky one.

2x Big Mek, w/ KMB, choppa, 3x Oil grots, Attack squig, ammo runt, bosspole - each 88pts, together 176 points.

2x Deff Dredds as troops, w/ 2xKMB each, Grot Riggers, Armour Plates - each 120, together 240 points.

14 Tankbustas, one upgraded to a Nob with 'eavy armour, 1 bomb squig- 130

10 fully upgraded Flash Gitz - 360 points

Looted wagon with 'ard case, rpj, riggers, stikkbomb chukka, armour, boarding plank, wreckin' ball, reinforced ram, and grabbin' klaw (no guns, see) - 95 points.


1001 points total. And absolutely impossible to win 2/3rds of the game types with, apart from tabling, which will not happen.

Anvildude wrote:

FlingitNow wrote:

And not *one* Gun Drone? Tch, tch, FiN. I know the list can sink lower.

What to drop for them though? Everything I've got is just so terrible already. Perhaps the Skyray for 12 Gune drones? Just to ensure I have literally no AT fire?

Aun'va 205

Shas'o - twinlinked flamer, multi-tracker, Sheild generator, Target lock 111

12 Firewarriors - pulse carbines 120

12 Firewarriors - pulse carbines 120

Crisis - Shas'vre, twinlinked flamer, shield generator, target lock, multitracker 71

Crisis - Shas'vre, twinlinked flamer, shield generator, target lock, multitracker 71

6 Gun drones - 72

6 Gun drones - 72

Vespid - 10 vespid 160

Happy now?

tsk. That's the thing. Gun drones might be terrible shooting units, but they absolutely wreck face in CC. I once had 2 Gun drones completely wipe an entire squad of Khorne Berserkers, and continue on to hassle, harry and murder the rest of the opponent's army. And I'm not the only one.

Those crisis suits aren't legal. They have 5 systems, they can only have 3.

Gun drones suck in CC, not sure what you're talking about.

After a couple of drafts, I decided that although they can suck, NO C:SM army is entirely useless. It's just not possible since (as is usually the problem when making 'competative' builds) everything is only 'kind of bad' or 'kind of good'. But this one, my 3rd draft beat out the super-ridiculous-deathstar-command-squad-of-mediocrity one...


Brother Sergeant Chronus and his Very-Nice-Off-Road-Racing-Rhino (plus pro-race-quality pit crew):

100: Master of the Forge
100: Master of the Forge

75: Scout squad(5)

155: Tactical squad(5), rhino, extra armor, dozer blade, extra storm bolter

50: Techmarine
50: Techmarine
50: Techmarine

70: Brother-Sergeant Chronus in the very nice rhino

70: 5 servitors
70: 5 servitors
70: 5 servitors
70: 5 servitors
70: 5 servitors


I know the extra storm bolter is pretty dangerous but it's there for just one extra weapon destroyed result capable of being soaked by the unstoppable rhino.

o.0 Idea!

HQ: Aun'va-205
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50

Troops: 13x Kroot-91

Total: 996pts of pure suck

im2randomghgh wrote:o.0 Idea!

HQ: Aun'va-205
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50

Troops: 13x Kroot-91

Total: 996pts of pure suck

How can you have that amount of Ethereals? Also, can't you only use Aun'Va in 1500+ point games? Or were you being facetious?

Anvildude wrote:Here's an Orky one.

2x Big Mek, w/ KMB, choppa, 3x Oil grots, Attack squig, ammo runt, bosspole - each 88pts, together 176 points.

2x Deff Dredds as troops, w/ 2xKMB each, Grot Riggers, Armour Plates - each 120, together 240 points.

14 Tankbustas, one upgraded to a Nob with 'eavy armour, 1 bomb squig- 130

10 fully upgraded Flash Gitz - 360 points

Looted wagon with 'ard case, rpj, riggers, stikkbomb chukka, armour, boarding plank, wreckin' ball, reinforced ram, and grabbin' klaw (no guns, see) - 95 points.


1001 points total. And absolutely impossible to win 2/3rds of the game types with, apart from tabling, which will not happen.

looks like a fun fluff list ie they are the big mek's and this is thier crew and somebody attacks thier shop... and the flash gitz are there getting uprades from the big mek so they help out... would be fun but yea no troops so you'd have to table, still i actually liek this fluff list

Nercon lord Gaze of flame 115


10x warriors 180

3x monoliths 705

total -1000

PHASE OUT IN EFFECT!

Sunoccard wrote:Nercon lord Gaze of flame 115


10x warriors 180

3x monoliths 705

total -1000

PHASE OUT IN EFFECT!

Illegal list, need two squads of Warriors.

im2randomghgh wrote:HQ:
Aun'Va - 205pts
Ethereal w/ honour blad- 60pts

Elites: XV8 monat w/ASS, Iridium Armour plates, fusion blaster-67pts

Troops: 11 kroot, 1 krootox-105pts

Fast Attack-
4 stingwings-60pts
4 stingwings-60pts
4 stingwings-60pts
4 stingwings-60pts
4 stingwings-60pts
4 stingwings-60pts
4 stingwings-60pts
4 stingwings-60pts
5 stingwings-76pts

total: 1000 pts of pure awful.

This army is not legal for many reasons. Firstly you've got only 1 troops choice. Secondly you haven't go tthe +1 Fire warrior squads and thirdly you haven't got the 1+ CRisis Commander...


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Those crisis suits aren't legal. They have 5 systems, they can only have 3.

They're Sahs'vre so can take Hardwired systems, thus the lock and the tracker are both hardwired so they are legal.

unlike every list you've posted so far...

You guys, this is the best thread I have ever seen.
Wouldn't it be fun to go to a con and field these and see who could squeeze out a win?

i doubt mine could win... but they'd stick any non vehicle in combat for a good while >_< with good inv save rolls maybe contest thier way to a tie ?

Oh, let's see what I could come up with for GKs

Coteaz 100

Techmarine 90
Techmarine 90

Mystic x12 120
Mystic x12 120
Mystic x12 120
Mystic x12 120
Mystic x12 120
Mystic x12 120

1k on the dot I believe. Nothin' but bolt pistols and laspistols, absolutely no anti-tank, except coteaz's hammer. I guess the only "saving grace" of this list is bolster defenses.

But yea, the summoned lesser demon CSM army is the worst army list I've ever seen.

Canoness
- BP CCW
- Jump Pack

19 Sisters Repentia
1 Whippy chick
1 Priest with Plasmagun
- Bionics

5 Arco-flagellents

Culexus Assassin

5 Inquisitoral Storm Troopers

5 Inquisitoral Storm Troopers

1 Penitent Engine


Bam. Grots would beat this.


Edit: @bforber... wow... thats bad...

Scarey Nerd wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:o.0 Idea!

HQ: Aun'va-205
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50
Ethereal-50

Troops: 13x Kroot-91

Total: 996pts of pure suck

How can you have that amount of Ethereals? Also, can't you only use Aun'Va in 1500+ point games? Or were you being facetious?

I just really didn't want to add another 10 ethereals...

IG:

CCS: 50

PCS: 30
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Conscripts x47: 188

PCS: 30
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Conscripts x50: 200

Str 3 T 3 is as good as it gets. No commissars, no special weapons, I 3. If something wants to kill this list, they say "boo" Yes, even the Mystics might have a chance. The techmarines alone could probably assault the conscripts and win.

ElCheezus wrote:IG:

CCS: 50

PCS: 30
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Conscripts x47: 188

PCS: 30
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Platoon Infantry Squad: 50
Conscripts x50: 200

Str 3 T 3 is as good as it gets. No commissars, no special weapons, I 3. If something wants to kill this list, they say "boo" Yes, even the Mystics might have a chance. The techmarines alone could probably assault the conscripts and win.

except that you'd have ~200 models, that's a good awful list. IG with no mech or arty? can you say "awful"?


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HQ:
Crisis commander Shas'O w/SG,A.S.S,C&C node-115

Troops:
FWx6-60
FWx6-60
Krootx20, hounds x12, shaper, Krootox Riderx3-338

Fast Attack:
4 stingwings-60pts
4 stingwings-60pts
4 stingwings-60pts
4 stingwings-60pts
4 stingwings-60pts
4 stingwings-60pts
4 stingwings-60pts

Total: 993pts

This thread brought to mind:

HQ:
Lord Commissar, MB, Power Fist, Power Fist, Carapace Armor: 115
Lord Commissar, MB, Power Fist, Power Fist, Carapace Armor: 115
Minisortium Priest, Eviscerator: 60
Minisortium Priest, Eviscerator: 60
Minisortium Priest, Eviscerator: 60
Minisortium Priest, Eviscerator: 60
Minisortium Priest, Eviscerator: 60
Techpriest Enginseer, 5x Servitors: 120
Techpriest Enginseer, 5x Servitors: 120

Troops:
Veterans, Forward Sentries, Genadiers: 130
Veterans, Forward Sentries: 100

But I'm afraid it might be too good. . .

At least the only ranged weapons are pistols for the Techpriests, Lasguns for the Minisortium Priests, and Lasguns on the Veterans. But if a unit of Servitors made it to CC with all the ICs attached. . . it might actually be scary.

I'm not even sure the eldar could a list that is just pure suckage. every unit in the army is good at SOMETHING. the closest thing you could do is make an army that can only fight one type of army. but if they did fight that type of army, said opposing army would be more screwed than a virgin at a slaaneshi cult "meeting".

Whirling Blade Exarch wrote:I'm not even sure the eldar could a list that is just pure suckage. every unit in the army is good at SOMETHING. the closest thing you could do is make an army that can only fight one type of army. but if they did fight that type of army, said opposing army would be more screwed than a virgin at a slaaneshi cult "meeting".

Yes you could, just throw an enormous amount of upgrades on already weak units, or spam one type of unit to make them UBER limited.

Dear lord, Eldar not being able to suck at 1k?

Here we go..

Autarch- Mandi Blasters, Avenger Catapult

10 Pathfinders

10 Wraith Guard, Warlock , Spiritseer, Embolden, Singing Spear

7 Swooping Hawks- Exarch, Power Weapon

3 Support wep platforms- 3 Shadow weavers, Warlock Embolden

1 Flamer and 1 Power Fist in the opposing army and this list goes down in flames

I'm pretty sure they would still stomp on sgt. kronus and his super rhino and servitor buddies though.

Ok here we go.

HQ
Hunter of heads
140

Elites
(3) 10 mandrakes
450

Troops
(2) 15 wyches
300

11 wyches
100

1000 points, on the button.

No anti tank, only one pain token and will reach the enemy in 6 turns, if you are lucky.

Shas'O /w twinlinked flamers and every single piece of wargear

Ethereal

3 Firewarrior Squads /w 11 fire warriors + shas'ui with every piece of wargear he can take. Every fire warrior has a carbine, not rifle.

1 Firewarrior Squad /w 5 fire warriors + shas'ui with everything.

Comes out to 997 points

The entire army has an 18" range or shorter. The commander is a MASSIVE points soak and totally ineffective. The ethereal is a ticking time bomb for the entire army to run off the board.

Oh, and it has literally no way to deal with AV12 or higher.

Also, I think 10 plain regular tac marines could wade through it in assault.

FlingitNow wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:Those crisis suits aren't legal. They have 5 systems, they can only have 3.

They're Sahs'vre so can take Hardwired systems, thus the lock and the tracker are both hardwired so they are legal.

unlike every list you've posted so far...

im2randomghgh, shouldn't your name be "imanOOb" ? It's been a scant two weeks since you posted that first list, and you really ought to wait a bit, experience the codex, play a lot more, etc, before continuing to post like you know so much.

Nicely, I advise.

FiN? Yes, I'm happier without a Skyray!

Brothererekose wrote:

FlingitNow wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:Those crisis suits aren't legal. They have 5 systems, they can only have 3.

They're Sahs'vre so can take Hardwired systems, thus the lock and the tracker are both hardwired so they are legal.

unlike every list you've posted so far...

im2randomghgh, shouldn't your name be "imanOOb" ? It's been a scant two weeks since you posted that first list, and you really ought to wait a bit, experience the codex, play a lot more, etc, before continuing to post like you know so much.

Nicely, I advise.

FiN? Yes, I'm happier without a Skyray!

with the first list, I was trying to make my first small Tau list, until it, I had been playing apoc only.
Also, he didn't mention they were hard-wired.

Ok I'm up to a challenge - make a bad Space Wolves list... let's do this:

Bjorn Fell-handed w Twin-Linked Lascannon - 270pts

Ulrik the Slayer - 180pts

Iron Priest + 3 Servitors - 80pts

Iron Priest + 2 Servitors - 70pts

Blood Claws x5 - 75pts

Blood Claws x5 - 75pts

Swiftclaw Biker Pack x10 - 250pts

TOTAL - 1000pts

Here we've got Bjorn who's too expensive and could possibly cost the Wolves the game if he dies, Ulrik is worse than a normal Wolf Priest and 80pts more, Iron Priests speak for themselves (I would consider replacing them with really expensively tooled-up Lone Wolves though), Blood Claws are far too small to be effective, have no transport and are just plain inferior to Grey Hunters, and Swiftclaws are expensive versions of Blood Claws. With only 10 scoring models and next to no anti-tank (the only real anti-tank options are close-range) in the whole army this list would have a hard time winning.

With that out of the way, here's a simpler one for my other army, Nids:

Tyranid Prime w 2x Rending Claws - 85pts

Pyrovore x3 - 135pts

Lictor x2 - 130pts

Lictor x2 - 130pts

Ripper Swarm x9 - 90pts

Ripper Swarm x9 - 90pts

Ripper Swarm x8 - 80pts

Old One Eye - 260pts

TOTAL - 1000pts

Here, we've got the Tyranid Prime. While it isn't a bad HQ, it's the weakest of the available HQs and it's been outfitted bafflingly with 2x rending claws. After that, the much-maligned Pyrovore forming a large unit of suck - however, if they get into range, those flamer templates could wreak havoc. For this reason, the other 2 elite slots are fitted with Lictors. 1/4 of the army is sitting in reserve until about turn 3-4, and even then they can't charge until the turn after they arrive. With only 2 in each unit, they should be cut down before they can do, well, anything. Next, we've got Ripper Swarms, which are utter crap. Considering there's only 1 synapse creature in the army, I expect these to die off by Turn 2 unless they stick near the Prime. Finally, Old One Eye who is WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too expensive for what you get.

Bwahahah.
Epic Thread.

Wolf Lord-
Saga of Wolfkin, 2x Power Weapons, 2x Fenrisian Wolves, Thunderwolf Mount, Mark of the Wulfen -225

15 Fenrisian Wolves- cyberwolf -128

15 Fenrisian Wolves- cyberwolf -128

15 Fenrisian Wolves- cyberwolf -128

15 Fenrisian Wolves- cyberwolf -128

15 Fenrisian Wolves- cyberwolf -128

15 Fenrisian Wolves- cyberwolf -128

993 pts. No ranged weapons. Lord can't use his power weapons. Nothing in this list can score OR CLIMB BUILDINGS. So sit on the first floor up off the ground and hose away...

Scarey Nerd wrote:Necron Lord w/ Disruption Fields = 105

2x10 Warriors = 360

3 Scarabs = 36

3x3 Tomb Spyders = 495

Total = 996

Worst I could think of this early in the morning. Probably should have put some Pariahs in there, but hey ho.

That's my ACTUAL Necron Army list you turd. +27 scarabs. Stop hatin'!

Dashofpepper wrote:

Scarey Nerd wrote:Necron Lord w/ Disruption Fields = 105

2x10 Warriors = 360

3 Scarabs = 36

3x3 Tomb Spyders = 495

Total = 996

Worst I could think of this early in the morning. Probably should have put some Pariahs in there, but hey ho.

That's my ACTUAL Necron Army list you turd. +27 scarabs. Stop hatin'!

How awkward is that?