Woman crashes into a fish wagon while using an adult toy...

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**angelofvengeance**

Slightly NSFW...

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Most embarrassing car crash ever?!

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A woman who crashed her Mini Cooper into the back of a fish van was reportedly masturbating with a Rampant Rabbit-style vibrator at the time of the inopportune prang.

The incident occurred in Cirencester, and saw the vehicle suddenly lurch forward in a traffic queue and strike a stationary van belonging to fresh fish specialist M&J Seafood.

The van driver’s bosses checked footage from the vehicle’s rear camera, which revealed the startled woman clutching the sex toy and hurriedly buttoning up her trousers, the Gloucestershire Echo reports.

A source told the newspaper: “A driver was called into the office and feared he was getting the sack. He’d been on his first shift after looking for work for ages.

“The bosses told him it wasn’t his fault and then said ‘Have you seen this?’ He was like ‘What the feth’. They all had a good laugh. Apparently the lady was pretty fit.”

A spokesman for M&J Seafood’s parent company Brakes confirmed the incident occurred but refused to comment further, adding the matter was now in the hands of its insurers.

Naturally, Twitter is having lots of vulgar fun with this one...

**Alex Kolodotschko**

I'm sure she'll eel guilty about that one in the morning.

**curran12**

Something smells fishy about the whole thing.

**Desubot**

To bad she got cod in the act.

**TheDraconicLord**

I bet next time she wants to relax while driving, she'll just tuna in the radio.

**BobtheInquisitor**

This story's generating a lot of buzz.

**Nostromodamus**

Oh cum on, there's a time and plaice for that sort of thing...

**Frazzled**

Glad to see it had a happy ending.

**Desubot**

This gil should of kelped her hands on the whale.

**Ahtman**

This tail seems unbelievable.

**hotsauceman1**

Jeez, guys, cant you just get off of this?

**Frazzled**

I'd love to bu this whole thing has turned into a massive kettle of fish.

**Sinful Hero**

Salmon's gonna have a field day with this.

**Desubot**

hotsauceman1 wrote:
Jeez, guys, cant you just get off of this?

If you can come up with something better

Let minnow.

**CthuluIsSpy**

I'm sure this incident rubbed that wagon's owner the wrong way.

**FacebookJunkie**

Sounds like she was having a whale of a time. But I don't think she rammed him on porpoise.

**Alex Kolodotschko**

Seems like the both had finsurance so not any reel harm done.
I'm glad everyone is having a bit of pun with the thread.

**timetowaste85**

'Escargot smashed from behind!

Hope no boxes were damaged, nor clams split open!

**curran12**

These puns are hurting my sole.

This whole thread is carp.

**Jihadin**

There was no Oyster Shooters involve?
Just a tap in the bass?

**Bullockist**

Sounds to me like an honest mistake , she was just looking forward to getting busy with a juicy fish taco.

**Jihadin**

Bullockist wrote:
Sounds to me like an honest mistake , she was just looking forward to getting busy with a juicy fish taco.

NO GO at this station
To obvious
Use the above posts as an example.

Your an Aussie fer Gawdsake. You do not need a Great White light bulb to come on.

**Bullockist**

I'm bad at puns ok, it's due to being psychologically damaged by my father who took dad joke puns to inexorably bad lows , bad, bad lows. Nothing beats having to explain to a group of people your dads very tenuously linked pun and have them all look at each other and back at you and go "oh", all the while your dad is giggling away. Thanks dad.

**AndrewC**

As long as the damage doesn't coast a lot to repair. But I'm sure we just about trawled the bottom of this topic.

**warlordgarou**

AndrewC wrote:
As long as the damage doesn't coast a lot to repair. But I'm sure we just about trawled the bottom of this topic.

We're pretty well floundering around at this point. If the press tries to talk to her, I suspect that she will clam up, and claim that she has a haddock.

**Jehan-reznor**

What fish,she was attacked by a rabid Rabbit it clearly says so!

**Jihadin**

Its not just like shooting fish in a barrel
It complicated enough to make all flounder up

**kronk**

The owner of the fish truck was all crabby about the incident.

Jihadin wrote:
Its not just like shooting fish in a barrel
It complicated enough to make all flounder up

Not bad. Cod do better...

**KingCracker**

Holy mackerel! She really jumped the gun on that.

**Ashiraya**

KingCracker wrote:
Holy mackerel! She really jumped the gun on that.

Jumped the shark, I'd say.