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2011/01/19 03:53:12
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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I agree with monster rain. Burns hurt more than all life.
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2011/01/19 03:54:56
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Asherian Command wrote:I agree with monster rain. Burns hurt more than all life.
Hot glue guns. Not fun.
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2011/01/19 04:09:55
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:I agree with monster rain. Burns hurt more than all life.
Hot glue guns. Not fun.
I once got a burn from a Hot Glue Gun that made my finger have a giant jelly bean like burn on it's tip.
Now, Marty, we have to power our Delorean to send you..... BACK TO THE TOPIC!
(Funny? Yes, No?)
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2011/01/19 04:09:57
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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Any other region, and burns aren't that bad.
But why was a hot glue gun near your nether region?
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart 
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2011/01/19 04:10:48
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Veteran ORC
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Fafnir wrote:Lord-Loss wrote:The guy who made the video has done about 9 other 'video lectures' on videogames, they're great.
He has an entire series on The Escapist.. They're all very good.
Indeed, I am going to subscribe to the Escapists newsletters because of him and Yahtzee.
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2011/01/19 04:11:02
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Ma55ter_fett wrote:I feel that there are enough “women be crazy” posts on this thread so while I am a dude I will be giving a “some dudes are crazy too” example
Dudes are as crazy as women. Just that we dudes don't notice or care how crazy other dudes are, because we're not trying to sleep with dudes. Automatically Appended Next Post: DickBandit wrote:Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo? It's basically the girl's version of Maxim... except it's really scary. Cosmo, by the way, became the most popularly read magazine whilst on a boring, never ending humanitarian aid mission. So anyways, we'd read the ridiculous articles on Cosmo's ways to help 13 year old girls give better blowjobs. My all time favorite question asked from a ...um, reader (for their sake I hope not) who asked "My boyfriend never gets off when I give him head, am I doing something wrong?"
I had to set the magazine back down on the table before I burst into tears laughing hysterically.
Who ever you are, I-really-suck-at-blowjobs-girl, I just want you to know you made a salty paratrooper in a miserable 3rd world country smile with your misfortune. Grab a banana, sweetheart, start practicing.
Heh. Best thing I ever read in a Cosmo was in the letters asking for advice section;
Q: How long after meeting a guy should you have sex with him.
A: Three dates.
No context, no when you're ready, no when you're sure you like him, no when you're horny... just three dates. As law.
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2011/01/19 04:16:21
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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The overlords who aim their material at young highschoolers have spoken. Who are you to question their divine judgement? Three dates. No more, no less.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2011/01/19 04:20:51
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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sebster wrote:Heh. Best thing I ever read in a Cosmo was in the letters asking for advice section;
Q: How long after meeting a guy should you have sex with him.
A: Three dates.
No context, no when you're ready, no when you're sure you like him, no when you're horny... just three dates. As law.
You dare question Cosmo?
Take him away!
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2011/01/19 12:22:40
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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I don't get why women are programmed to turn every light and fan on full in a house, and I am programmed to run around turning them off.
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2011/01/19 15:19:42
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Warp-Screaming Noise Marine
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What I don't get about girls is,
When they go out,kiss a bunch of random guys,comes home and laughs it off.
But when you try to kiss her,your a sleez,and a perv.
And if they keep hounding a guy,they are "heart warming romance story trying to find her true love",but when I guy does it he's a stalker.
It's a bit unfair if you ask me.
Or best example from "The Big Bang Theory"
Drunk Penny can barge in a sleep with Leonard,
But Drunk Leonard gets kicked out for trying the same.
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2011/01/19 16:08:17
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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DickBandit wrote:Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo? It's basically the girl's version of Maxim... except it's really scary. Cosmo, by the way, became the most popularly read magazine whilst on a boring, never ending humanitarian aid mission. So anyways, we'd read the ridiculous articles on Cosmo's ways to help 13 year old girls give better blowjobs. My all time favorite question asked from a ...um, reader (for their sake I hope not) who asked "My boyfriend never gets off when I give him head, am I doing something wrong?"
I had to set the magazine back down on the table before I burst into tears laughing hysterically.
Who ever you are, I-really-suck-at-blowjobs-girl, I just want you to know you made a salty paratrooper in a miserable 3rd world country smile with your misfortune. Grab a banana, sweetheart, start practicing.
This really isn't terribly uncommon. It's kind of archaic to think otherwise IMO. The sexual process is often more than just one thing then release.
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2011/01/19 21:42:25
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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Why they share drinks & food so much. Then they get sick, and blame it on their "cheating" boyfriend, for passing them mono.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2011/01/19 21:44:21
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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micahaphone wrote:Why they share drinks & food so much. Then they get sick, and blame it on their "cheating" boyfriend, for passing them mono.
So that's why there is a mono outbreak in my school.
One more reason to stay away from women! (I just died a little inside for saying that)
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2011/01/19 21:45:07
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:DickBandit wrote:Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo? It's basically the girl's version of Maxim... except it's really scary. Cosmo, by the way, became the most popularly read magazine whilst on a boring, never ending humanitarian aid mission. So anyways, we'd read the ridiculous articles on Cosmo's ways to help 13 year old girls give better blowjobs. My all time favorite question asked from a ...um, reader (for their sake I hope not) who asked "My boyfriend never gets off when I give him head, am I doing something wrong?"
I had to set the magazine back down on the table before I burst into tears laughing hysterically.
Who ever you are, I-really-suck-at-blowjobs-girl, I just want you to know you made a salty paratrooper in a miserable 3rd world country smile with your misfortune. Grab a banana, sweetheart, start practicing.
This really isn't terribly uncommon. It's kind of archaic to think otherwise IMO. The sexual process is often more than just one thing then release.
It's just the way the question was asked and that happened to be the first question I read in the magazine. Also due to the fact that Haiti was causing insanity in some of us.
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2011/01/19 21:51:21
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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I loled.
I have to think that the worlds girls sometimes are stupid as hell. As oral sex has been linked to alot of sexually transmitted diseases. Cold Sores is basically herpes.
Of course another thing I don't understand is the reading material that girls read is absolutely ludicrous and is filled with untrue and theorized things that don't even make any sense.
-.- ahh the world we live in.
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2011/01/19 21:57:28
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Waaagh_Gonads wrote:I don't get why women are programmed to turn every light and fan on full in a house
We... uhm... aren't?
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2011/01/19 21:59:14
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Melissia wrote:Waaagh_Gonads wrote:I don't get why women are programmed to turn every light and fan on full in a house
We... uhm... aren't?
My mother and sister do it constantly but with radiators and heating instead of fans, its a pain in the arse and hugely hypocritical when you consider that the former moans are me for having the light on when I'm in the room at night...
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2011/01/19 21:59:39
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I always leave on the light on the toilet, and actually get pissed of if someone turns it off XD We don't pay for electricity anyway.. hurr.
I live in a far to big wreck of a house (used to be a police station) with only 3 people.
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2011/01/19 22:05:14
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Melissia wrote:Waaagh_Gonads wrote:I don't get why women are programmed to turn every light and fan on full in a house
We... uhm... aren't?
At my school girls flip on all the lights... and then I get pissed about it.
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2011/01/19 23:07:04
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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DickBandit wrote:Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo?
After the 'public readings' I used to give, I'm not allowed to be within 20m of a Cosmo.
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2011/01/19 23:23:21
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Fafnir wrote:DickBandit wrote:Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo?
After the 'public readings' I used to give, I'm not allowed to be within 20m of a Cosmo.
What the hell is Cosmo?
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2011/01/19 23:27:24
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Asherian Command wrote:Fafnir wrote:DickBandit wrote:Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo?
After the 'public readings' I used to give, I'm not allowed to be within 20m of a Cosmo.
What the hell is Cosmo?
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2011/01/19 23:30:00
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Wow. Holy crap.
I wonder if any girls I know have this. Probably do...
That has to be the dumbest thing I have ever laid eyes sorry.
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2011/01/19 23:39:48
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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Asherian Command wrote:Wow. Holy crap.
I wonder if any girls I know have this. Probably do...
That has to be the dumbest thing I have ever laid eyes sorry.
It's basically the female version of Maxim... except with no titties... I think.
Meh, if I was a chic I'd read it from time to time. I'm sure girls laugh when they read a Maxim or Playboy.
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2011/01/19 23:45:58
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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DickBandit wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Wow. Holy crap.
I wonder if any girls I know have this. Probably do...
That has to be the dumbest thing I have ever laid eyes sorry.
It's basically the female version of Maxim... except with no titties... I think.
Meh, if I was a chic I'd read it from time to time. I'm sure girls laugh when they read a Maxim or Playboy.
Cosmo UK shows breasts.
I know because that version made for the best public readings.
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2011/01/19 23:48:56
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Tilter at Windmills
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Asherian, you're about twelve, right?
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2011/01/19 23:50:49
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Mannahnin wrote:Asherian, you're about twelve, right?
He's 16.
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2011/01/19 23:53:28
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Yeah. I'm 16. lol. And I live in a town underfire from drugs, sex, rape, crimes, and sex crimes. Yeah I am exposed nothing is new to me except this cosmo thing. I will wash out my eyes though, as the magazine is probably not right..
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2011/01/20 01:11:22
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Fafnir wrote:DickBandit wrote:Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo?
After the 'public readings' I used to give, I'm not allowed to be within 20m of a Cosmo.
What the hell is Cosmo?
I'd read that one.
I say read, I actually mean i'd flip to the page about Jessica Alba and "read" it.
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2011/01/20 01:13:23
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Avatar 720 wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Fafnir wrote:DickBandit wrote:Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo?
After the 'public readings' I used to give, I'm not allowed to be within 20m of a Cosmo.
What the hell is Cosmo?
I'd read that one.
I say read, I actually mean i'd flip to the page about Jessica Alba and "read" it.
Giggity?
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