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2011/01/18 23:41:43
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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Asherian Command wrote:DickBandit wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Another thing I don't understand about the opposite gender is when they look at you and you ask. "Uhh may I help you?" and then they blush and keep staring at you. Even if you ask them to stop. It aggravates me sometimes. But I can deal with a girl staring at me if she is hot of course.
If any girl tries to be cutesy with me, I play along. Unless they are hideous and scary. Mainly scary.
The girl that is looking at me, is a girl that I kinda like as a friend. But she has to be way out of my league 
If I was allowed I would show you people what she looks like. But I don't think dakka would allow me to post pictures of school girls XD
Anyway the girl is fine, her friends freak me out and yell out loud "I am lesbo." on the bus sometimes. And I poke my head over the seat of the bus.
Anyone else noticed that some girls like gay guys? And Guys really like gay girls?
For males it's obvious: "I HOPE I GET A THREESOME!!"
For females it's more or less: "Well I know he won't try to sleep with me." Some possibly "THREESOME!!" thing as well.
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2011/01/18 23:42:38
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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DickBandit wrote:Asherian Command wrote:DickBandit wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Another thing I don't understand about the opposite gender is when they look at you and you ask. "Uhh may I help you?" and then they blush and keep staring at you. Even if you ask them to stop. It aggravates me sometimes. But I can deal with a girl staring at me if she is hot of course.
If any girl tries to be cutesy with me, I play along. Unless they are hideous and scary. Mainly scary.
The girl that is looking at me, is a girl that I kinda like as a friend. But she has to be way out of my league
If I was allowed I would show you people what she looks like. But I don't think dakka would allow me to post pictures of school girls XD
Anyway the girl is fine, her friends freak me out and yell out loud "I am lesbo." on the bus sometimes. And I poke my head over the seat of the bus.
Anyone else noticed that some girls like gay guys? And Guys really like gay girls?
For males it's obvious: "I HOPE I GET A THREESOME!!"
For females it's more or less: "Well I know he won't try to sleep with me." Some possibly "THREESOME!!" thing as well.
Basically its like that.
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2011/01/18 23:59:52
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Asherian Command wrote:DickBandit wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Another thing I don't understand about the opposite gender is when they look at you and you ask. "Uhh may I help you?" and then they blush and keep staring at you. Even if you ask them to stop. It aggravates me sometimes. But I can deal with a girl staring at me if she is hot of course.
If any girl tries to be cutesy with me, I play along. Unless they are hideous and scary. Mainly scary.
The girl that is looking at me, is a girl that I kinda like as a friend. But she has to be way out of my league
If I was allowed I would show you people what she looks like. But I don't think dakka would allow me to post pictures of school girls XD
Anyway the girl is fine, her friends freak me out and yell out loud "I am lesbo." on the bus sometimes. And I poke my head over the seat of the bus.
Anyone else noticed that some girls like gay guys? And Guys really like gay girls?
One of my friends is trying to turn me gay, stating that she gets along better with gay guys. Isn't it enough to have the whole school think your gay because of the way you sit?
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2011/01/19 00:01:11
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Asherian Command wrote:
The girl that is looking at me, is a girl that I kinda like as a friend. But she has to be way out of my league
If I was allowed I would show you people what she looks like. But I don't think dakka would allow me to post pictures of school girls XD
You could always "pm" them to me if you feel inclined. 
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2011/01/19 00:02:30
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:DickBandit wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Another thing I don't understand about the opposite gender is when they look at you and you ask. "Uhh may I help you?" and then they blush and keep staring at you. Even if you ask them to stop. It aggravates me sometimes. But I can deal with a girl staring at me if she is hot of course.
If any girl tries to be cutesy with me, I play along. Unless they are hideous and scary. Mainly scary.
The girl that is looking at me, is a girl that I kinda like as a friend. But she has to be way out of my league If I was allowed I would show you people what she looks like. But I don't think dakka would allow me to post pictures of school girls XD Anyway the girl is fine, her friends freak me out and yell out loud "I am lesbo." on the bus sometimes. And I poke my head over the seat of the bus. Anyone else noticed that some girls like gay guys? And Guys really like gay girls?
One of my friends is trying to turn me gay, stating that she gets along better with gay guys. Isn't it enough to have the whole school think your gay because of the way you sit?
I sit like a girl sometimes. But thats only because its so freaking comfortable, I don't want to get up from it because I am to lazy and such. You know its kinda funny that people immediately think you are gay because you sit differently. And I usually have to tell people "NO I am not gay. See that girls arse, i would slap it if I turned off my self control." But yes school girls drive everyone insane. Teacher or Student, or Security, Or Lunch Person, or Officer. Ok just about everyone is annoyed sometimes by school girls.
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2011/01/19 00:32:51
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Something about guys being nice to them but not hitting on them or trying to get them in bed. Apparently to my female friends I'm 'the gay guy that isn't' Was never sure as to how I should take that.
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2011/01/19 00:35:54
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:DickBandit wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Another thing I don't understand about the opposite gender is when they look at you and you ask. "Uhh may I help you?" and then they blush and keep staring at you. Even if you ask them to stop. It aggravates me sometimes. But I can deal with a girl staring at me if she is hot of course.
If any girl tries to be cutesy with me, I play along. Unless they are hideous and scary. Mainly scary.
The girl that is looking at me, is a girl that I kinda like as a friend. But she has to be way out of my league
If I was allowed I would show you people what she looks like. But I don't think dakka would allow me to post pictures of school girls XD
Anyway the girl is fine, her friends freak me out and yell out loud "I am lesbo." on the bus sometimes. And I poke my head over the seat of the bus.
Anyone else noticed that some girls like gay guys? And Guys really like gay girls?
One of my friends is trying to turn me gay, stating that she gets along better with gay guys. Isn't it enough to have the whole school think your gay because of the way you sit?
I sit like a girl sometimes. But thats only because its so freaking comfortable, I don't want to get up from it because I am to lazy and such. You know its kinda funny that people immediately think you are gay because you sit differently. And I usually have to tell people "NO I am not gay. See that girls arse, i would slap it if I turned off my self control."
But yes school girls drive everyone insane. Teacher or Student, or Security, Or Lunch Person, or Officer. Ok just about everyone is annoyed sometimes by school girls.
Agreed, sitting like a girl is so fething comfortable. I've found this way where I can sit comfortably without acting like a girl unfortunately, it comes at the sacrifice of looking like a complete doofus to both genders.  There's this one girl
I know who finds sitting like a boy very comfortable, but it involves her spreading legs apart and she feels pervy whenever she does it so. Therefore she never sits that way.
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2011/01/19 00:46:41
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Cheesecat wrote:Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:DickBandit wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Another thing I don't understand about the opposite gender is when they look at you and you ask. "Uhh may I help you?" and then they blush and keep staring at you. Even if you ask them to stop. It aggravates me sometimes. But I can deal with a girl staring at me if she is hot of course.
If any girl tries to be cutesy with me, I play along. Unless they are hideous and scary. Mainly scary.
The girl that is looking at me, is a girl that I kinda like as a friend. But she has to be way out of my league
If I was allowed I would show you people what she looks like. But I don't think dakka would allow me to post pictures of school girls XD
Anyway the girl is fine, her friends freak me out and yell out loud "I am lesbo." on the bus sometimes. And I poke my head over the seat of the bus.
Anyone else noticed that some girls like gay guys? And Guys really like gay girls?
One of my friends is trying to turn me gay, stating that she gets along better with gay guys. Isn't it enough to have the whole school think your gay because of the way you sit?
I sit like a girl sometimes. But thats only because its so freaking comfortable, I don't want to get up from it because I am to lazy and such. You know its kinda funny that people immediately think you are gay because you sit differently. And I usually have to tell people "NO I am not gay. See that girls arse, i would slap it if I turned off my self control."
But yes school girls drive everyone insane. Teacher or Student, or Security, Or Lunch Person, or Officer. Ok just about everyone is annoyed sometimes by school girls.
Agreed, sitting like a girl is so fething comfortable. I've found this way where I can sit comfortably without acting like a girl unfortunately, it comes at the sacrifice of looking like a complete doofus to both genders. There's this one girl
I know who finds sitting like a boy very comfortable, but it involves her spreading legs apart and she feels pervy whenever she does it so. Therefore she never sits that way.
I agree. When girls sit like guys they look slutty. But when we sit like girls we look gay.
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2011/01/19 00:56:01
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Asherian Command wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:DickBandit wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Another thing I don't understand about the opposite gender is when they look at you and you ask. "Uhh may I help you?" and then they blush and keep staring at you. Even if you ask them to stop. It aggravates me sometimes. But I can deal with a girl staring at me if she is hot of course.
If any girl tries to be cutesy with me, I play along. Unless they are hideous and scary. Mainly scary.
The girl that is looking at me, is a girl that I kinda like as a friend. But she has to be way out of my league
If I was allowed I would show you people what she looks like. But I don't think dakka would allow me to post pictures of school girls XD
Anyway the girl is fine, her friends freak me out and yell out loud "I am lesbo." on the bus sometimes. And I poke my head over the seat of the bus.
Anyone else noticed that some girls like gay guys? And Guys really like gay girls?
One of my friends is trying to turn me gay, stating that she gets along better with gay guys. Isn't it enough to have the whole school think your gay because of the way you sit?
I sit like a girl sometimes. But thats only because its so freaking comfortable, I don't want to get up from it because I am to lazy and such. You know its kinda funny that people immediately think you are gay because you sit differently. And I usually have to tell people "NO I am not gay. See that girls arse, i would slap it if I turned off my self control."
But yes school girls drive everyone insane. Teacher or Student, or Security, Or Lunch Person, or Officer. Ok just about everyone is annoyed sometimes by school girls.
Agreed, sitting like a girl is so fething comfortable. I've found this way where I can sit comfortably without acting like a girl unfortunately, it comes at the sacrifice of looking like a complete doofus to both genders. There's this one girl
I know who finds sitting like a boy very comfortable, but it involves her spreading legs apart and she feels pervy whenever she does it so. Therefore she never sits that way.
I agree. When girls sit like guys they look slutty. But when we sit like girls we look gay.
Personally I prefer it when the girl is sitting on my lap or I'm sitting on theirs (I'm a pretty small guy).
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2011/01/19 01:02:54
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Lol. I have yet to have a girl sit on my lap in that each girl is afraid I might peer into their soul and find their deepest darkest secert. (jk)
People just think I am weird and don't want to be friends with a guy that Plays with plastic men.
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2011/01/19 01:04:36
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Asherian Command wrote:Lol. I have yet to have a girl sit on my lap in that each girl is afraid I might peer into their soul and find their deepest darkest secert. (jk)
People just think I am weird and don't want to be friends with a guy that Plays with plastic men.
I've yet to have a girl go near my lap; or a guy for that matter...
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2011/01/19 01:06:44
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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Cheesecat wrote:
Personally I prefer it when the girl is sitting on my lap or I'm sitting on theirs (I'm a pretty small guy).
Usually for me that means I'm about to lose $20. 
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2011/01/19 01:06:51
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Avatar 720 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Lol. I have yet to have a girl sit on my lap in that each girl is afraid I might peer into their soul and find their deepest darkest secert. (jk)
People just think I am weird and don't want to be friends with a guy that Plays with plastic men.
I've yet to have a girl go near my lap; or a guy for that matter...
its ok. you will get lucky one day. Closest I've ever been to a girl is kissing distance but It was to check ahem for a scratch on her face.
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2011/01/19 01:24:12
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Asherian Command wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Lol. I have yet to have a girl sit on my lap in that each girl is afraid I might peer into their soul and find their deepest darkest secert. (jk)
People just think I am weird and don't want to be friends with a guy that Plays with plastic men.
I've yet to have a girl go near my lap; or a guy for that matter...
its ok. you will get lucky one day. Closest I've ever been to a girl is kissing distance but It was to check ahem for a scratch on her face.
Kissing distance is a restricted area to me; there seems to be a forcefield that pushes people's heads back once mine reaches a certain distnce; kinda like a self-enforcing restraining order.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/01/19 01:28:18
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Avatar 720 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Lol. I have yet to have a girl sit on my lap in that each girl is afraid I might peer into their soul and find their deepest darkest secert. (jk)
People just think I am weird and don't want to be friends with a guy that Plays with plastic men.
I've yet to have a girl go near my lap; or a guy for that matter...
its ok. you will get lucky one day. Closest I've ever been to a girl is kissing distance but It was to check ahem for a scratch on her face.
Kissing distance is a restricted area to me; there seems to be a forcefield that pushes people's heads back once mine reaches a certain distnce; kinda like a self-enforcing restraining order.
Sounds like one of my Friends GFs.
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2011/01/19 01:34:49
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Asherian Command wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Lol. I have yet to have a girl sit on my lap in that each girl is afraid I might peer into their soul and find their deepest darkest secert. (jk)
People just think I am weird and don't want to be friends with a guy that Plays with plastic men.
I've yet to have a girl go near my lap; or a guy for that matter...
its ok. you will get lucky one day. Closest I've ever been to a girl is kissing distance but It was to check ahem for a scratch on her face.
Kissing distance is a restricted area to me; there seems to be a forcefield that pushes people's heads back once mine reaches a certain distnce; kinda like a self-enforcing restraining order.
Sounds like one of my Friends GFs.
Now, that could be interpretted as:
The GF of one of my friends
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One of the GFs my friend has
Take your pick 
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/01/19 01:36:50
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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The current Gf of one of my friends.
Shes kinda insane
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2011/01/19 01:37:34
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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A bit of insane would be good for me; makes me seem less insane myself.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/19 01:39:41
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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No she is insane. She literally believes I, the guy who doens't even remotely like her. Is trying to sleep with her. And I know because her boy friend told me, who is a friend of mine. And I laughed at that so hard.
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2011/01/19 01:42:18
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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My girlfriend broke up with me 5 days into it.
Suck that, Dakka!
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2011/01/19 01:44:36
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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chowderhead13 wrote:My girlfriend broke up with me 5 days into it.
Suck that, Dakka!
One of my friends GF's broke up with him on the first day. Like 1 hour into it. She basically said. "Yeah I can't really see this working."
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2011/01/19 01:46:27
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Fixture of Dakka
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Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:My girlfriend broke up with me 5 days into it.
Suck that, Dakka!
One of my friends GF's broke up with him on the first day. Like 1 hour into it. She basically said. "Yeah I can't really see this working."
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2011/01/19 01:47:17
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:My girlfriend broke up with me 5 days into it.
Suck that, Dakka!
One of my friends GF's broke up with him on the first day. Like 1 hour into it. She basically said. "Yeah I can't really see this working."
His jaw dropped it has to be the best break-ups and shortest break-ups of ALL TIME!
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2011/01/19 02:07:43
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Here's one thing that personally drives me stark raving bat gak.
When a female I'm involved with reads some article in a woman's magazine concerning "How to know if your man loves you." or some such rubbish,and then begins to use the article as a template for judging the relationship.
I didn't sign up to be part of some social sciences study.
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2011/01/19 02:16:02
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FITZZ wrote: Here's one thing that personally drives me stark raving bat gak.
When a female I'm involved with reads some article in a woman's magazine concerning "How to know if your man loves you." or some such rubbish,and then begins to use the article as a template for judging the relationship.
I didn't sign up to be part of some social sciences study.
Yeah I heard that sucks more than the plague.
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2011/01/19 02:31:11
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Fixture of Dakka
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Evidence 1.
Evidence 2.
The 2 things I don't get, and no man will ever.
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2011/01/19 02:45:13
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Have any of y'all ever read a Cosmo? It's basically the girl's version of Maxim... except it's really scary. Cosmo, by the way, became the most popularly read magazine whilst on a boring, never ending humanitarian aid mission. So anyways, we'd read the ridiculous articles on Cosmo's ways to help 13 year old girls give better blowjobs. My all time favorite question asked from a ...um, reader (for their sake I hope not) who asked "My boyfriend never gets off when I give him head, am I doing something wrong?"
I had to set the magazine back down on the table before I burst into tears laughing hysterically.
Who ever you are, I-really-suck-at-blowjobs-girl, I just want you to know you made a salty paratrooper in a miserable 3rd world country smile with your misfortune. Grab a banana, sweetheart, start practicing.
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2011/01/19 02:48:58
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Unfortunately yes, I have read a cosmo... I was scarred for life... Luckily it was a fleeting glance over my mate's shoulder (he's a guy in case anyone was wondering) and I wasn't exposed long enough to get the full effect.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/01/19 02:54:35
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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Four words: Hot bobby pin, nipples.
No, scratch that: lighter, scrotum. (I gak you not)
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Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them. |
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2011/01/19 03:19:09
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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DickBandit wrote:Four words: Hot bobby pin, nipples.
No, scratch that: lighter, scrotum. (I gak you not)
Um... no. Fire and that area simply don't mix.
Call me old-fashioned.
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