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Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

You receive $3.50.

I put in a Deathwatch Space Marine.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You receive the Doom guy.

I put in a box of Chocolate Easter eggs.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
-------------------------------------------
It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a box of chocolate space marines.

I insert a Pint of Ice Cream.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Morphing Obliterator






Virginia, US

You get a gallon of ice-milk

I insert Greece

"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."

"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get french fries.

I insert a Happy Meal.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You get the Taco Bell Waffle Taco

I put in a VHS tape of Salon Kitty.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
-------------------------------------------
We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
-------------------------------------------
It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

You get less French Fries than the other guy got.

I insert Games Workshop.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a top secret new release! Next month.

I insert old fashioned lead figures.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

You receive a hole ridden piece of resin that vaguely resembles Marneus Calgar.

I put in Captain Apollo Diomedes.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

You get



I insert a can-O-whoopass.

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a can of Silly String.
I insert a can of mace.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You receive the Mace back. into your face.

I inserted Snurl.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Combat Jumping Rasyat





Palitine Il

You get a goomba wearing a jack-o-lantern.

I insert a zombie penguin and a hug.
   
Made in us
Terrifying Wraith






Sylvania

You get a swarm of angered pigmen
I insert left over chicken

Dear old friends, remember Navarro 
   
Made in us
Morphing Obliterator






Virginia, US

You get ready to cook pig meat

I insert my sig

"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."

"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

You get a trashy romance novel about your g,g,g,great grandmother.

I insert yoshi.

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in us
Terrifying Wraith






Sylvania

You get a trashy romance novel about yoshi
I insert my sanity.

Dear old friends, remember Navarro 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get into the vending machine.

I insert my sanity.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get mold lines all over your body, and a pack of x-acto blades.

I insert blood.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get skulls for the skull throne.

I inserted the Spanish Inquestion.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

You get something unexpected.

I put in Warmahordes.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get 10 models with terrible looks that need 300 pins to stay together, but the the vending machine charge you £40 for them.

I insert web.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

Hah! Is funny because is true!

You get a spider who wants his home back.

I insert the Heavy.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You get stabbed in the back by the Spy, thus recieving his knife.

I put in a copy of Daikatana

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
-------------------------------------------
We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
-------------------------------------------
It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in us
Combat Jumping Rasyat





Palitine Il

You get a coppy of Komidant Irusk's book on war.

I insert the Empress Vannar of Khador.
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You get a drag-queen version of the God Emperor of Mankind.

I insert a nice refreshing glass of ice water.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
-------------------------------------------
We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
-------------------------------------------
It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

That glass of ice water becomes a glass of fire water. On fire.

I insert a dead parrot.

What I have
~4100
~1660

Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
Made in us
Morphing Obliterator






Virginia, US

You get a hilarious sketch, and three more god-awful ones....

I insert Cerberus (mass effect)

"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."

"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

You get a skin tight body suit and a camera that'll only focus on your ass.

I insert a Crassus Armored Assault Transport.

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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in us
Morphing Obliterator






Virginia, US

Well I do have an awesome butt... :3

You get a capslock button, yours is clearly broken.

I insert the butt cam

"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."

"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
 
   
 
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