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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/20 07:01:07
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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You receive $3.50.
I put in a Deathwatch Space Marine.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/20 10:38:33
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Raging Rat Ogre
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You receive the Doom guy.
I put in a box of Chocolate Easter eggs.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/20 11:19:51
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a box of chocolate space marines.
I insert a Pint of Ice Cream.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/20 16:14:02
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Morphing Obliterator
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You get a gallon of ice-milk
I insert Greece
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"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."
"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/20 20:27:53
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get french fries.
I insert a Happy Meal.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/20 20:35:37
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Raging Rat Ogre
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You get the Taco Bell Waffle Taco
I put in a VHS tape of Salon Kitty.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/20 20:36:01
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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You get less French Fries than the other guy got.
I insert Games Workshop.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/21 01:39:20
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a top secret new release! Next month.
I insert old fashioned lead figures.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/21 02:54:01
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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You receive a hole ridden piece of resin that vaguely resembles Marneus Calgar.
I put in Captain Apollo Diomedes.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/21 04:01:30
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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You get
I insert a can-O-whoopass.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/21 12:01:55
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a can of Silly String.
I insert a can of mace.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/21 12:06:29
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You receive the Mace back. into your face.
I inserted Snurl.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/21 21:29:40
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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You get a goomba wearing a jack-o-lantern.
I insert a zombie penguin and a hug.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/21 23:06:33
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Terrifying Wraith
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You get a swarm of angered pigmen
I insert left over chicken
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Dear old friends, remember Navarro |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/21 23:31:19
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Morphing Obliterator
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You get ready to cook pig meat
I insert my sig
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"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."
"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/22 01:22:38
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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You get a trashy romance novel about your g,g,g,great grandmother.
I insert yoshi.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/22 02:15:32
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Terrifying Wraith
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You get a trashy romance novel about yoshi
I insert my sanity.
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Dear old friends, remember Navarro |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/22 09:41:06
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get into the vending machine.
I insert my sanity.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/22 14:59:27
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get mold lines all over your body, and a pack of x-acto blades.
I insert blood.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/22 18:36:47
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get skulls for the skull throne.
I inserted the Spanish Inquestion.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/22 18:40:28
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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You get something unexpected.
I put in Warmahordes.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/22 19:05:22
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get 10 models with terrible looks that need 300 pins to stay together, but the the vending machine charge you £40 for them.
I insert web.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/22 19:12:52
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Hah! Is funny because is true!
You get a spider who wants his home back.
I insert the Heavy.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/22 19:36:12
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Raging Rat Ogre
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You get stabbed in the back by the Spy, thus recieving his knife.
I put in a copy of Daikatana
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/22 21:20:59
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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You get a coppy of Komidant Irusk's book on war.
I insert the Empress Vannar of Khador.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/22 21:35:02
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Raging Rat Ogre
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You get a drag-queen version of the God Emperor of Mankind.
I insert a nice refreshing glass of ice water.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/22 22:00:12
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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That glass of ice water becomes a glass of fire water. On fire.
I insert a dead parrot.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/23 00:04:45
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Morphing Obliterator
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You get a hilarious sketch, and three more god-awful ones....
I insert Cerberus (mass effect)
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"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."
"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/23 00:05:39
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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You get a skin tight body suit and a camera that'll only focus on your ass.
I insert a Crassus Armored Assault Transport.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/04/23 01:25:27
Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/04/23 02:01:33
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Morphing Obliterator
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Well I do have an awesome butt... :3
You get a capslock button, yours is clearly broken.
I insert the butt cam
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"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."
"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
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