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**Tyranic Marta**

MARTA

**lord commissar klimino**

(was expecting more epic :shrug: )

so as they walked into a forest they.....

**BattleBrother**

killed everyone in sight, and burned down the forest (This is WWII, right?)

**Tyranic Marta**

(can be if we want it to lol

sorry LCK was just to tempted anyhoo)

The forest spirits then got angry....

**lord commissar klimino**

(huge chunk of the story.i added my part to the end. if this isnt allowed ill take it down

)

*booming voice* MEAN WHILE ON HOLY TERRA...

A package arrived at the home of mr.snurl,who then screamed like a girl and did the happy dance with glee as he used his crowbar to uncrate his long-awaited new super awesome ultra robot garden grower! he then ignored the instructions like any idiot in his right mind would, and set of to build it his own way.

This resulted in A CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT GARDEN TRACTOR which obliterated the skunk nest under the shed once and for all.
Mad with power, snurl next turned his attention to the neighbors overgrown hedges but his nabour gazhkull was prepared and they said the noise could be heard for miles away.
When the smoke cleared gazhkull was eating fried snurl. her then .paid a bribe to one of snurls skunks that had tipped her off to the onslaught and with her diamond encrusted handbag she turns to them and says have you seen my squig? no replies a piece of bacon who is then eaten by the skunk. is then makes it a squirel with an ak wearing a kilt speaking fluent swahili holding a banjo playing heavy metal and getting the gak beat out of him. this confused all who saw and made them burp in excitement and then wince at the smell of simoultaneous mixed burps people started becoming zombies.this made all the smart people from dakka dakka rush to the scene with shotguns and start killing gak.but there were to many who had breathed the zombie gas,and they were forced to explode

messily but luckily only with diarrhea. as the smart dakka dakka nerds fled,they were attacked by hundreds of disgruntled babies and only a handful of paper planes but that was just enough to slow the brave Dakkanauts, and the zombies killed all but 5,who escaped down a .nearby hedgehog hole. Down they went, until ones oversized flaming skull got stuck and began to sing "Hallelulagh" and when suddenly His teeth began to start gnawing at the sides of the hole until he fell down,only to find out all the other dakkanauts left him. this made him swell with bubbles and made him cry,putting out his flaming head,which was the only thing keeping him alive.as he died,he melted. And simoultaneously exploded, so there were bits of melting flaming exploding bits of skull all over the tunnel which almost killed the other dakkanauts. as the remaining 4 looked over some railing,they realized they were actually upside down and so was gravity. finding an exit they realized all the zombies had flown into space due to the reversed gravity.but seeing as how they cant go outside they reversed the gravity back again and watched the zombies fall and splat on the ground.now that earth was saved,they realized they were thirsty so they decided to look for ROOT BEER but all they found was blood from dead bodies and vanilla in small bottles,so they threw it all away like sensible smart Dakkanauts and walked down to the corner bar to get a pint or three. snurl was ninja'd by the last surviving zombie who promptly collapsed in shock at his own ninjaness which started a whole new race of zombie ninjas that were allergic to brains and only drank spinal fluid. They were fast as hell and popping out everywhere unfortunatley this "popping out" meant they sometimes killed each other and so after awhile angry bees were the only real threat. because of thier thousands of tiny stingers and hair-trigger bad attitude they almost killed a dakkanaut until he burped (Again) and killed everyone but klimino,snurl,and MARTA so as they walked into a forest they killed everyone in sight, and burned down the forest The forest spirits then got angry and burned down some human cities but the trio...

**Tyranic Marta**

ate cupcakes....

**snurl**

...as they decided what to do next. Someone tried telling a long story but somehow it was a better tale in many small parts.
So then...

**lord commissar klimino**

he told it again until it was stuck in his companions heads.he then...

**Tyranic Marta**

fell over backwards laughing at...

**snurl**

...himself in the mirror, when suddenly there was a rukus in the nearby bushes.

**lord commissar klimino**

grbbing snurl,he threw him into the bush.as snurl went threw,he saw....

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

"Caaaandy Moouuuntaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!!!!" as a deranged pony explained. But then, a candy cane man came down, and....

**lord commissar klimino**

the following scene were censored. snurl came back out...

**Tyranic Marta**

With mint flavoured shards all over his chest

**snurl**

....and covered in bloody syrup.

**lord commissar klimino**

as his teammates dragged him to safety,they realized...

**snurl**

...that snurl had just laid waste to the entire cast of Katy Perry's California Gurls video and hadn't even worked up a sweat.

**lord commissar klimino**

klimino gave him a leg of dragon for that and then....

**snurl**

...after a few frosty cold beers the team mounted their spiders and rode off into the sunset to their next adventures.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

ELSE WHERE, IN THE CAPITAL OF GONDOR,
A man by the name of...

**Kasrkai**

Le Great 'n Powerful Kasrkai McFoehammer Robert De Vesci Mcneill Antonio Reiko III

**snurl**

....(known to his friends as Noob), had been summoned to....

**lord commissar klimino**

kill the dakkanuats and eat their manly man steaks.this was kinda....

**snurl**

...odd because the steward usually only summoned him to fix the privy in the throne room gallery (you had to jiggle the handle). With his elven plunger he had often bested the errant plumbing.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

So " Noob " started out on his quest...

**lord commissar klimino**

but got lost and realized he didnt know what his targets looked like.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

And so, he quickly consulted the great wizard Peepeeinyocoke.

Peepeeinyocoke answered...

**lord commissar klimino**

"give up your quest and become my sex slave!" he then lunged and grabbed the noob.the noob then....

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

b*tch slapped the old perv with a mighty...

**snurl**

...blow from his elven plunger, Nearly tearing his face clean off.
This brought the old wizard to his senses right quick.