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**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

"I am... so sorry..." said Peepeeinyocoke said. Noob quickly forgave him and...

**lord commissar klimino**

then got pounced on by the wizard and had a night to remember.when he awoke....

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

he found that he was surrounded by furry little bears with spears, so he...

**snurl**

..Sent them to go attack the errant wizard while he tried to figure out where to look next for the missing Dakkites.
After meditating on it awhile he decided to go to the elves for some help. Across the plains of Rohan he went, Into Nimrodel and beyont to the legendary river...

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

of coca cola. He crossed the river on a boat...

**snurl**

..made from the bark of the venerable tree of conven-ience. He did not drink of the waters for they caused cavities.
As soon as he landed on the banks on the Elven side of the river, he could hear the legenary song of...

**Tyranic Marta**

the chicken dance....

**snurl**

...Being played by a full orchestra of elven nymphs. He knew he must be close to...

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

this town called Nimrodel, and quickly set out...

**snurl**

...to find Galderma, the elven witch queen. She would have the powers to tell him where to find the missing Dakkites. He nearly tripped over a sign that said "this way to see the Elf Queen" and then knew his path to be correct. On the way there...

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

he munched on a Nutella sandwich.

He then continued on...

**Kasrkai**

...and violently and fatally combusted for no apparent reason.

In other news, the magical land of Australia was besieged by...

**Tyranic Marta**

Russsians.... Wearing Leotards.....

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

armed with bunny firing bazookas...

**snurl**

.., their mission? To destroy the narrative and let...

**Kasrkai**

... the ninja hippos assassinate King Mary Ann Turkey.

**snurl**

But this would never happen, because the site was nuked from orbit. It was the only way to be sure.
Cprl. Hicks relaxed after the blast. It would be a long uneventful trip home.

**Tyranic Marta**

uneventfulness happens....

**snurl**

Until something tapped him on the shoulder...

**Tyranic Marta**

which turns out to be a marshmellow

**snurl**

Hicks breathed a sigh of relief. All he had to do now was set the autopilot and go into hibernation until he was home.
But where was the cat?

**Nightwalker**

The CAt was being a cat and being awesome

**snurl**

by patrolling the hallways looking for something to chase.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Then, the cat found a peculiar thing, a robotic...

**Nijal**

green mouse dressed up as a clown

**snurl**

" I can has mouse-clown" thought the cat.

**Torin the Wayfarer**

But secretly he knew that it would...

**snurl**

..never surrender without putting up one hell of a fight.

**Asherian Command**

All of a sudden appeared an evil

**snurl**

Xenomorph, looking for new things to drool all over.