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**pinoypower**

then billy mays sold their souls on live television with a 2 for 1 offer.

**snurl**

Which was disturbing, since Billy died over a year ago.

**pinoypower**

Then aliens come and try to invade earth

**snurl**

but they begin to have trouble when...

**pinoypower**

President morgan freeman convinces them its a bad idea.

**snurl**

Their first scouts reported that....

**pinoypower**

the tyranid menace came an ate...

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

the Jersey Shore cast, much to the enjoyment of the entire world.

**snurl**

But then, the walking dead started their....

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

...dance party, arranged to "What is love"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5G1FmU-ldg

**snurl**

...and they busted some moves the likes of which had never been done before.

**Durza**

But they still preferred Thriller.

**Ogryn**

But managed to...

**snurl**

...do thriller even better than before now that MJ was truly dead and not just play-acting.

**pinoypower**

But then a dragon

**Jollydevil**

Decided to teach them how to do thriller instead.

**snurl**

Darkness fell across the land.
The midnight hour was close at hand.
Creatures crawled in search of blood,
to terrorize your neighborhood......

**Ogryn**

And get out...

**Asherian Command**

with a giant laser filled with a vodka bottle.

**snurl**

But when the bottle was opened,.....

**Jollydevil**

Out sprung a land raider!

**snurl**

...filled with soda-pop.

**The Epic Chaosdude!!!**

Which drove on a land mine, shaked and the exploded violently...

**CthuluIsSpy**

And became many CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS.

**The Epic Chaosdude!!!**

But then the Flying Spaghetti Monster came...

**CthuluIsSpy**

and spawned a bunch of Chuck Norrises

**The Epic Chaosdude!!!**

which began to reshape galaxy in their own image...

**CthuluIsSpy**

But the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS weren't happy, so they declared war

**The Epic Chaosdude!!!**

against the Chuck Norrises and thus battle was joined.

**pinoypower**

But everyone knew Chuck Norris won because Chuck Norris doesn't....