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It virtually assures demoralization of the opponent to use literally one of his own guys, defiled, as an objective marker.
Makes for some brutal revenge themed games, where no punches are pulled.

Wow. Finally finished this amazing body (orfice?) of work. Just have a few idea suggestions:

For Nids:
---A"beanstealer", in a little poncho with a sombrero and a GS taco or something. Maybe give him a tiny green card.
---A "Cleanstealer." Give him the Mr. Clean bald head (oh, wait...), earing, t-shirt/pants and tiny bottles of windex and/or feather dusters. Hell, or just do a french maid-stealer.
---For your earlier theme of Sex, drugs, and rock & roll, why not have a Nid doing lines of intestines off a rhino hull? Heck, that could be the Gene Simmons stealer
---Russian nesting dolls. Have a ripper with a flesh hook coming out of it's mouth, coming out of a gaunt's mouth, coming out of a warriors mouth, coming out of a trygon/fex's mouth. Or reverse the orfice of exit to keep in theme (Goatseption?). Plus, it can proxy for any model you need

For Chaos:
---A Khorne berserker in the "Singing in the Rain" pose, with blood raining down all around. Or simply splashing for fun in a blood-filled fountain (I'm imagining a tiny daemonic rubber ducky in there too).
---Honestly, you have a slanesh marine blowing a khorne one, so why not a pair of lesbo daemonettes/marines? Or just pink horrors, with all the fingertips...converted into.... not fingers.
---A chaos lord and/or rhino, covered in spines. Instead of only having one or two rows of spines, feth that and cover every square inch of available surface with spikes (even toothpick ends).

Can't wait to see more!

Now I am concerned that you have custody of the Chaos Army.

There had better not be any "Nurgle Shenanigans" going on there.

HERETIC!

darkPrince010 wrote:Wow. Finally finished this amazing body (orfice?) of work. Just have a few idea suggestions:

For Chaos:
---A Khorne berserker in the "Singing in the Rain" pose, with blood raining down all around. Or simply splashing for fun in a blood-filled fountain (I'm imagining a tiny daemonic rubber ducky in there too).
---Honestly, you have a slanesh marine blowing a khorne one, so why not a pair of lesbo daemonettes/marines? Or just pink horrors, with all the fingertips...converted into.... not fingers.
---A chaos lord and/or rhino, covered in spines. Instead of only having one or two rows of spines, feth that and cover every square inch of available surface with spikes (even toothpick ends).

Can't wait to see more!

I like this guy. I like this guy a lot.

I'm also imagining a greater daemon model, with the upper half of a bloodthirster attached to a headless CSM trooper, like he couldn't quite pop all the way out of the armor. Or maybe just have it substitute a single leg or similar, with the marine's arms outstretched and shambling around. It'd be a bitch to pin, but it'd look awesome. Plus, leave the original CSM helmet perched on the bloodthrister's head like a tiny ridiculous hat.

Another idea could be a dreadnight, warped into a dreadnought or defiler, and with a pink horror in the baby carrier. It could have a modified DCCW that could look like an inflatable squeak-hammer, and a SM or IG guy impaled on a huge, IG-torso-sized spiked member (another DCCW?). You could also have a CSM on a "beast of Slaanesh" (dunno if anyone uses them anymore), riding a daemonette on all fours with a gimp saddle or something.

That bloodthirster idea is so cool....Maaaan, why can't I just have an unlimited budget for this stuff?

It could even be pink horrors or bloodthristers. It's just the bigger the model, the funnier the conversion. You could also mod a greater daemon to look like an old man and have it riding a dreadnaught like a motorized scooter, complete with handlebars, wire bin with limbs and giblets of his enemies, and an air tank on the back

If the bigger the model, the funnier, then a Greater Daemon of Nurgle would fit the bill.

darkPrince010 wrote:It could even be pink horrors or bloodthristers. It's just the bigger the model, the funnier the conversion. You could also mod a greater daemon to look like an old man and have it riding a dreadnaught like a motorized scooter, complete with handlebars, wire bin with limbs and giblets of his enemies, and an air tank on the back

and one of these...

I'm just imagining a bloodthirster with an axe blade on the end of a cane, dripping blood. You could have a blanket that looks like it's stitched together from human skin (sorta like the old Henrich Kemmler model's cloak), maybe with wailing faces arranged in a flower pattern or something...

Please, Mr Thornberry, you're filling me with Codex envy.

I cannot fiscally, or physically, take up another army. I'm confident in my greenstuff abilities and creativity, but I'm saddled with student loan debt and lack of space.

Seriously, I've got a whole room devoted to this crap, its a mess. Paint and taco bell trays with random bits on it all over the place. And its all Tyranid and chaos stuff at the moment.

To really bring the point home, part of it isn't even fully mine! I share joint custody (not so much anymore the custody of joints) with my good buddy Connor up there. We've cobbled together a Chaos force using the powers of Nurgly love, tournament winnings, sanctioned theft at bits bazaars, and Connors dark painting bargains with Jungle dwelling JuJu men. Its mostly all his, what with a demon and two rhinos being my only contribution, so I can't just go chopping it all to hell conversion wise (rest easy on that front, they are all unharmed).

Thats not to say that all of your old man demon ideas aren't hilarious. Thanks for posting them here on the odd chance I get a conversion commission or an unexpected windfall. It makes my eye physically twitch with wanting to do some of those. Keep the suggestions coming though.

Funny story about the oxygen tank: I'm an incorrigible, despicable human being, and so have no qualms about asking people I see with those "Hey, can I hit that?"
And they usually laugh and share! Yeah!
I get good and worked up playing 40k. All those rules to argue, crucifying people who cheat (or don't cheat the right way, subject to whim), and trying to interject wild excitement by ululating at the sky and rapidly pumping my fists. Wears a man out. So a tip of the hat to the emphazemic man at my FLGS who last friday brought a splitter cable for his tank so I could get an occasional cheap rush for the cost of a metal ravener.

Hmmm. I assume you still have a plethora of nids to convert, if only the shrimpy ones I will offer my help here, should you still feel the need to convert and/or offend

---There's the classic goatse biovore, which you could probably convert a warrior to. However, I doubt this will be too new/interesting since you've already got the goatse tervigon. Or you can simply make a really, really big throbbing... Spore launcher... and some special... "Spore Mines" with your hot glue blob, painted the appropriate shade of white. Suddenly, even units resistant to the blast effects don't want to approach the Nid-splooge, securing you victory!

---Perhaps a mawloc/trygon which is simply a vagina dentata on the end of a meaty spiny shaft? Sorta like the tyrrannofex's gun, except the whole model, and with teeth. Heck, you could even do that with rippers, and replace the entire front head/eyes/mouth with said vagina dentata: "Yeah, so my fanged vagina swarm just ate your SM Devestator squad." "F**k you man, that's nasty. I'm outta here"

---A zoanthrope with a naked, psycically held IG guardsman or SM, both violating him with a psychic dildo as well as using a psychic paddle/anal beads on him. You could use a blue-painted version of the sculpted shape from hot glue or something similar. Kind of paying homage to the hentaithrope, but with psychics!

---This is probably self-evident at this point, but I think your army has a very different view of "Implant attack" then most. Perhaps you could show this on the Gargoyles (I forget what their version is called) with a large, ribbed/studded ("For the Emperor's Pleasure") penii. Honestly, there's been a distinct lack of penises in your last few pages

---For your objective markers or big bugs (on the 80mm bases or whatever size it is), make a hollow mound with a large-ish hole on top, and a second smaller one near the bottom (For a bug, simply hollow the interior out and make the two holes).
Insert Emperor Scorpion (live).
Large angry envenomed tail ensures your MC will never be assaulted, and the objective will never be approached. Plus, you can feed crickets/flies/fingers to the scorpion through the hole near the base, so it can survive and thrive, preventing any so-called cruelty

You just broke my brain.

Im not going to be able to function at all today, crippled by how I'm going to model/paint a psychic dildo.

You're a monster.


Naaaah on the scorpion thing. As well as the dentata. Im not overly gung ho about sculping wangs either. There's really only been the two.

darkPrince010 wrote:I'm also imagining a greater daemon model, with the upper half of a bloodthirster attached to a headless CSM trooper, like he couldn't quite pop all the way out of the armor. Or maybe just have it substitute a single leg or similar, with the marine's arms outstretched and shambling around. It'd be a bitch to pin, but it'd look awesome. Plus, leave the original CSM helmet perched on the bloodthrister's head like a tiny ridiculous hat.

I'm going to borrow this idea if you don't mind. I've just started thinking about what to do for a Khorne force and this will have to be done.

There are quite a few possibilities on how this could be done, I need to have a think on this one in a cold dark room for a while.

Heres how I'm gonna do it: A metal model pinned to the base.
Then the head comes off, and greenstuff transiton into the top half of a demon.

Definately solved the problem of how to get 2 DPs from one box.

Hell, if you want to theme an army like that, have a Chaos Daemon army (don't recall how viable they are in 40K atm) with stuff like pink horros popping out of the chests of guardsmen, bloodthirsters wearing necrons corpses draped over them like armor (Suck it, Flayed Ones! ), daemonettes riding eldar like horses (with the eldar armor suitably bondageified. Did I just make a new word there?), and I'm imagining a Greater Daemon of [Anything but Khorne] with a large-ish fishbowl they're examining, with a couple dead/drowning tau FW/Ethereals in it, with a bemused expression on their face.

@Doomthumbs: Awwww. Are there any particular units for any armies you need ideas for converting/defiling?

No, I have a sufficiently filthy mind.
I just need materials, lol.

I'm actually stealing the idea of a buddy of mine (Texas Instrument) of making Tyranid stand in models out of chocolate. When my warriors eat a melta round, I eat the warrior.

If you bring warriors, prepare to eat a lot of chocolate. Damn loss of EW and T4...

You could also have a second Zoanthrope torturing persuading an IG guardsman with a little psychic table he's strapped to, upside-down with a psychic bucket of water being poured over his head.

Now now. That's not strictly torture. Thats the Zoanthrope trying to get information out of that guardsmen so that he can find the food that the IG is hiding.
He's really just talking to the guardsman. Talking to him while the guardsman thinks hes drowning.

Eating a lot of chocolate while playing 40k...
Hmmm..

Hold on! We just solved the mystery of "How to get your female counterpart to come play 40k"!
Oh no. Honey, I lost another one. Would you mind? Of course not? Oh thanks, I love you. Ok lets roll some more dice!

There will be medals for sure. Maybe even a Nobel Prize.

Plus, if your opponnent is staring at boobies instead of your Dickanids, it'll be easier to surprise him with your tactics and/or bees

Also, I edited the previous post of mine for political correctness.


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If you were feeling rather ambitious, you could create an entire squad of "termagaunts" for your goatse tervigon, using your blob of hot glue method to sculpt a rough blobby termagaunt-ish shape. Simply add a fleshborer and chunks of corn, and you have a Fecagaunt!


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Plus, they'll never get shot at if you state a simple rule at the beginning of the game: "Any of my models that are killed must be pick up by your opponent. Barehanded."

I've tried to catch every post in here but I may have some. Have you considered doing any hentai style work using the tentacle-y Venomthrope? Possibly with a Sister of Battle?

whoadirty wrote:I've tried to catch every post in here but I may have some. Have you considered doing any hentai style work using the tentacle-y Venomthrope? Possibly with a Sister of Battle?

winnertakesall wrote:

whoadirty wrote:I've tried to catch every post in here but I may have some. Have you considered doing any hentai style work using the tentacle-y Venomthrope? Possibly with a Sister of Battle?

*Appluads* Well done, sir, well done.....

It's already been done. Check page 1 for the index, and it should point you towards it.

darkPrince010 wrote:It's already been done. Check page 1 for the index, and it should point you towards it.

Thanks darkPrince, the index is a feature that has been added since a last looked at the first page.

I'm still reading through this thread but...

1) You, sir, are a childish genius. Genius, yes, but I can only imagine what you could be turning your mind to
2) That's not hating- If you want to turn your mind to this, its your mind to turn it to whatever. As long as you do it well and with style
3) In case you hadn't gotten it yet, you're doing it very well with bucketloads of style


If i saw your army in real life, I would have only one initial reaction:

But then I would laugh at it and ask how you did all the conversions. Keep up the good work, +1 subscription earned

I have decided to take up the challenge of having "revenge" themed battles. I have a bunch of nid bits, and I am going to make some theme things for poisoning and impaling nids with all the spikey toxic dark eldar goodness. First one will be genestealer impaled by raider. Objective markers will be a wyches smashing some rippers with prancy feet. Final piece will be a diorama of my poison truborne downing a carnifex. They like squashing bugs.

(for the record i love painting tyranids which is why I like the idea of doing this.)

Now to go buy some gs.

wash-away wrote: Blah blah blah

edit: be polite.

Hey, come on. No need for disparaging remarks made towards others in any capacity.

Apologies =(

People like him are just intolerable.