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Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

More fun with Chaos. I've chosen nurgle as my god, so here goes making fun of everyone else.

I present to you:
Slaanesh Marine blowing a Khorne Marine.

As always, thanks for watching.
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Why me? Why was I chosen?

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Because I hate you, gold marine. Kneecut!

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Annd there it is.

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I think my method of candy coat painting works pretty well!

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Believe it or not, that started life as the same red!


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
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Crafty Bray Shaman





sauce

 
   
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Tunneling Trygon





Nottinghamshire- England

Dang...

Amused XD!

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A Town Called Malus wrote: Draigo is a Mat Ward creation. They don't follow the same rules as everyone else.
 
   
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Executing Exarch





Alabama

Hmmm thats, thats special.
   
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer





Deus Incognitus

looks like red marine has a good handle there

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Sect of the Yellow Feather
 
   
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Gangly Grot Rebel





The pigtails are a nice touch but I don't think the leg pose works.

They're in there with their bear.
Proper grammar. Learn it, live it, love it.
 
   
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Hellacious Havoc






I agree with Texas, but this still looks good. No real complaints, it just looks slightly off, but hey, it's khorne getting a beej from slaanesh. It's gonna be weird

Ave Dominus Nox.
Night Lords, Host of the Tumultuous Storm.

 
   
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Gangly Grot Rebel





Should have nurgle in there doing something dirty, with tzeench getting it all on disc.

They're in there with their bear.
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Hellacious Havoc






Texas Instrument wrote:Should have nurgle in there doing something dirty, with tzeench getting it all on disc.


+1
I agree.

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Night Lords, Host of the Tumultuous Storm.

 
   
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Assault Kommando





Duuuude.... was that one of mine? Really?

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Fixture of Dakka





Los Angeles

Doomthumbs,
You could add his discarded cod piece to the base. Or 'pinky' could be holding it.
... It's the little details.

"You can bring any cheesy unit you want. If you lose. Casey taught me that." -Tim S.

"I'm gonna follow Casey; he knows where the beer's at!" -Blackmoor, BAO 2013

Quitting Daemon Princes, Bob and Fred - a 40k webcomic 
   
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Fixture of Dakka





dead account

That's so sweet that Khorne and Slaanesh Marines can get along so nicely.
   
Made in us
Gangly Grot Rebel





Brand new meaning to skulls for the skull god.

They're in there with their bear.
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer





Deus Incognitus

I think you can make pink one a little more flamboyant.

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Gangly Grot Rebel





Dallas, TX

Ysclyth wrote:I think you can make pink one a little more flamboyant.


He's fellating someone. How much more flamboyant can you get?

You guys are all making the baby jeebus cry.


 
   
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Assault Kommando





A quick update, Doomthumbs is out right now on a "hiatus" so to speak, but will return soon.

Stay tuned you sick freaks!


"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
"Those who hammer their guns into plowshares will plow for those who do not." 
   
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





somewhere on the aetherwebs.....

Awwww!! Wait... How do you know this?

29th member of DOOMFART! Rebellion, rebellion against the mods I say!!!

My converted triple army of nurgle!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/382017.page 
   
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Gangly Grot Rebel





A quick click on Connors name reveals this, that he knows doomthumbs outside of dakka. Which makes me frown since I know him too but don't even have friend status.

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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy






Santa Clara, CA

Texas Instrument wrote:A quick click on Connors name reveals this, that he knows doomthumbs outside of dakka. Which makes me frown since I know him too but don't even have friend status.


He probably just doesn't like you. You should take it personally and be insulted.

Well, I guess we'll all just have to get by without him and make up our own dirty creations!

Check out my Project (B)log! I would love any suggestion or comments you may have.

Orkz  
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

I'm back from a time out, and have learned very important lessons about containment and self restraint.

You guys though, thanks for making my eye twitch. I couldnt even get to a quick reply box though, but thanks for the digital equivalent of putting your hand on the prison glass.

You should most likely wash that hand.


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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler





Two Rivers, WI

I would be shocked by the marine on marine action, but I've been reading the comic Crossed lately. Its destroyed my ability to be surprised.

   
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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Corey85 wrote:I would be shocked by the marine on marine action, but I've been reading the comic Crossed lately. Its destroyed my ability to be surprised.


Internet did that for me.
Stripped by delicate sensibilities right off.

So during my break I got it into my head that I was going to work on my GS sculpting skills, as well as using GW parts to make new stuff.
In the same way that given a blank canvas I have trouble painting a picture is solved by giving me a mini to paint, so too was my problem of not knowing what to sculpt. So I decided to try and sculpt the lower half of a warrior. Accurately, not as I believe it should look. You're welcome on that point.

Anyway, it goes nicely with this white chocolate torso that my buddy made, and I think I did a bangup job. I had a lot of spare time.
Also, predator mask. I made it using a warrior crotch. Yay more crotch face!
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Spreadator!

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One of a kind!


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in gb
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





somewhere on the aetherwebs.....

Those legs are beautifully sculpted!! Bravo.... I applaud you sir!

29th member of DOOMFART! Rebellion, rebellion against the mods I say!!!

My converted triple army of nurgle!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/382017.page 
   
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Huge Hierodule






Nottingham (yay!)

I was going to suggest Arseface as possible inspiration, but I guess you beat me to the draw again.

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Fixture of Dakka





Los Angeles

Doomthumbs wrote: ... but thanks for the digital equivalent of putting your hand on the prison glass.
... or Jim Carrey's nipple?

"You can bring any cheesy unit you want. If you lose. Casey taught me that." -Tim S.

"I'm gonna follow Casey; he knows where the beer's at!" -Blackmoor, BAO 2013

Quitting Daemon Princes, Bob and Fred - a 40k webcomic 
   
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Gangly Grot Rebel





Speaking of assface, that's my torso!

They're in there with their bear.
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries






I am not going to lie i nearly died laughing at the first picture and had to walk away from this thread more than once but over reading the last 28 pages i have but one thing to say ...

Well done sir, well done.







your brilliant responses at the haters and trolls has had me laughing and booing the whole way along. The emotional journey has drainned me of all my energy. At some points i wanted to kiss you and yet at other, well we just wont go there...

Your genius for converting and creating is only surpassed by your wit and confidence to school haters...

Well done again

P.S. the gaunts that live in your butt... has me laughing every time i see it this is a true work of art.

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456. Thou shalt not assume that because you can take a Bolter hit in the head, the
Guardsman over there can too.
592. Remember a 2+ armour save does not make you a Primarch.
644.Thou shalt not chant "Thirteen - nill, Thirteen - nill" at Abbadon the Despoiler.
645.Thou shalt not ask Kharn how his mates are.

If my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCELATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

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They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. Thats nothing, cause if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.

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Ex nihilo

Hey thanks!
I'll be posting some more goodies here in about an hour.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Actually nah, I'll post em now. Still a painting WIP (hey, what isn't), but the conversion work is mostly done.
Whenever I play 40k, I try and set up a small wager with my opponent. Ideally, its one basic infantry model, but dice are also accepted.
Usually it ends very poorly for my "prisoners of war".
Fu*% Geneva!
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No! Please not me! There are other damaged models!

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My arm! Oh Gods my arrrm!

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Maybe if I can scoop these back in... blargIamdead


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Hellacious Havoc






that's not a half bad idea, doomykins. I may start the practice myself...

Ave Dominus Nox.
Night Lords, Host of the Tumultuous Storm.

 
   
 
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