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I had finished a small game against my friends black templars and when the game ended I had a single pink horror locked with one of his normal marines. we decided to just for the fun of it finish that combat and see how long it takes. The combat went on for 7 more rounds of combat with that marine before I finally failed my save by 1. That horror made me so proud.

I rolled my truck on the PA turnpike on the way to Historicon on July 10th this year.
Hydroplaned in the heavy rain. Truck a total loss.
I was carrying a load of terrain that I was going to sell in the Flea market there.
When I left the ER, (just a few cuts and bruises, nothing serious), we went to the
place where my truck had been towed to and unloaded the boxes into my wife's brother's truck
and took them home.
The next day I opened the boxes fearing the worst.

SUPRISE!
no damage except some of the boxes were slightly crushed.

It's like it took a strength 10 hit and failed to be wounded. Me too for that matter.

I had one Dark eldar Wytch with an agonisers hold of an entire nid army?
She stood on their objective for the last three turns in a game. Made every save she needed (something like 15-20 per round) God the guy i was playing lost it! (he's actually a good guy and i like to play him, and i really can't blame him!)

To make things worse she was killing everything that came near her! (including Hive tyrants and Carnifexes)

assultmarine wrote:a libarian in my army once got assualted by a greentide in apoc. he survive 2 turns before help arrived and it was wiped out.
this demon prince is all thats left, it has one wound. my allies three basilks fire on it at once. it dies. Last blast template left instant deaths my libarian.

i once saw a single ratling win a combat agaisnt logan grimnar and 11 cc terms.

lolwut? Librarians and daemon princes in the same army?

Last week, I was touching up the paint on my Mephiston model and accidently dropped him on the floor. I had modelled him with the fragile backpack banner pole and was sure it snapped. When I picked up the model off the floor, it was unscathed, Mephiston's banner was still good to go. It was a great feat.

Also, he's killed lots of stuff in games )

Lol there are loads of posts here, I'm still Reading them but I've noticed there are lots of titans going nuclear, I haven't had that many games recently.

But the greatest feat that one of my friends did (or one of the funnyest) was to get a big mek stompa to pick up a chimera and smack a warhound titan with it (which did cause it to go nuclear) I would not like to be straken inside that chimera

seriosly guys keep them coming. I love to read through stuff like this!

I remember a fantasy game with my Vampire Counts against Chaos Daemons back in 7th Ed.
The champ of my mob of Skeletons was challenged by a Greater Demon of Khorne, which had 2 wounds left.
So I expected to see the mob to be completely destroyed, my opponent then rolled for the number of attacks and got pretty high, but he did not manage to wound anything.
So the champion of my skeletons was lucky and dared to touch him twice with his weapon, and then provided a great laugh as he even managed to wound the thing twice.
Then the dice for his save came to a halt - and it was suddenly quiet in the room. This one lame skeleton champ has bested the Greater Demon!

I recently added a Broadside suit to my Tau force. I had not been having to much luck with the Hammerhead doing its job. I went out to a battle against an Ork horde. My opponent had two trukks and a battle wagon. I fired at one of the trukks with the HH and failed to hit. Fired at it with the BS and blew it up with a couple of the orks inside. Next turn the BS took out the other trukk though the passengers all survived. Got a chance at the Battle wagon with the Hammerhead and again failed to hit, but the BS took it out. I think the Broadside earned its points and those of the hammerhead that game.

My warp lightning cannon.

Bounced through a lord on dragon (killing them both), into the unit behind it, putting the small template almost dead center, and killing 2/3 of that unit...

90 point model takes out around 800 points!

My Dark Lord / Archon for my Dark Eldar Force has done two things that struck fear in my former Gaming Store.

#1. After his Incubi escort was wiped out, the Dark Lord stood alone against roughly 1200pts of Orcs remaining. (was a three way fight between Dark Eldar, Orcs, and Thousand Sons.) In the end, the Dark Lord soloed the entire Orc Force due to his Shadowfield. By the end of it, the Orc Player was cussing and tossing dice. It was awesome, but by the end of it I did feel kind of bad. Many Prisoners were taken! (this was under 3rd Edition rules mind you)


#2 Dark Lord destroyed a Warhound Imperial Titan with an Agoniser & Grenades. (again, 3rd Edition). Glanced it, immoblized it, and then detonated it with the Grenade the following Combat.

Powerfist Veteran Sargent, last surviving member of a vanilla (missile Launcher and Flamer) Tac squad kills BloodFeeder Chaos Terminator Lord! After the Lord killed his whole squad and a unit of terminators as well!

Last week! Very cool game, close fought!

My crowd control Dreadnought (As. Cannon & CCW/Flamer) surviving an entire battle, killing a Hive Tyrant and nearly 2 squads of Genestealers in the process while the rest of my army got slaughtered. He ending up going 1 on 1 with the last Genestealer, who also happened to be my opponent's last model. The 'stealer killed the dread with ease, but not without dying in the resullting blast. It was a battle to the last man, so we ended up having to call a tie

This isn't exactly overwhelmingly great but it is Tau. I had a three for all game the other day. I was down to 5 FW and my commander crisis suit. The other two armies on the table were a DIY SM and Eldar. The marines brought an assault squad on the board and missed his deep strike. My commander took out 2 of the 5 in my shooting and then survived 3 rounds of combat without taking a wound. The marines made 6 out of 7 armor saves. I was proud of my commander.

I had a chaplain in power armour single handily cut down two five strong squads of Plague Marines. He moved on a third, but didn't survive that one. It was glorious.

My favorite Shas'O survived being assaulted by a horde of Hormagaunts, and proceeded to kill them all in close-combat. Then there was a time he survived against and killed a power klaw wielding Big Mek in 2 rounds of combat. And finally, when shooting at a Monolith with a fusion blaster, I rolled 6-6-6 completely destroying it. Other wards some of my Firewarriors won combat against a horde of Hormagaunts and sweeping advanced them, I can't recall which of them since my Firewarriors don't have much personalization and are painted the same.

Orks:
My shokk attack gun faltered and launched the big mek right into a very irate shas'o (sadly it was built to be a fire-platform not a fighter!)

The big mek rammed a wrench into his face and SURVIVED the following enemey shooting phase, taking a total of 46 hits (some pulse rifle, burst cannon, even a railgun shot!), 13 wounds and made ALL of his cover saves (he consolidated into cover after molesting the shas'o lol!)

The following ork turn I charged the bigmek into a small group of firewarriors who were incharge of objective guarding, killed half of them. took a wound and they ran off the edge of the table.

Mek sat there for another turn before my boyz showed up to find his bullet riddled corpse still clinging to the objective.

I didn't leave a single tau alive.

That big mek is now holstering a shas'o head in his hand.

'Nother ork feat:
My enemy decided he would take many vehicle (rhinos/razorbacks/preds/LR) and i had a few BW's

Well one turn i noticed my one BW was stunned and he moved up pretty close to it with a tonne of his vehicles.. it wasn't stunned anymore and an idea came up..

I declared a ram straight forward with my deffrolla. 13 inches and plowed into the first rhino. blew it up, second vehicle a razor back. blew it up, third a vindicator. blew it up. and then finally the land raider. BLEW IT UP!
My opponent conceded after that.
That BW now has many hatches and doors as trophies.


Chaos funnies:
I had two chaos dreads TWO TURNS IN A ROW rolling crazed and shooting at each otherharmlessly. but when my opponent killed one the other went apeshit and killed 20 tactical marines, two rhinos and a loyalist dread.

think of it like this..
Dread 1: MOTHER ALWAYS LIKED YOU BEST RICHIE! *shoots Richie*
Dread 2: NUH UH SHE LIKES YOU BEST GEORGE! *shoots back*
Dread one dies
Dread 2 FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

'nother chaos funny

out of three defilers. they ran towards a reaver titan one managed to make it to the reaver and make it go nuclear. the defiler scored immobalized and proceded to drop pieplates until some one put it out of its misery lol

Recent game against Blood Angels, Turn 7, tied in kill points. I had two dakka Predators and a Tac Squad in a Rhino, my opponent had Death Company and a Reclusiarch. Reclusiarch, on the previous turn, had flown up a building and punched two Land Speeders to death. In response, the missile launcher fired at near maximum range, having only seen the Reclusiarch's head, hit wounded, and he failed his invlunerable save. Dead. Game over.

Also recently was playing 3-way as Tau an Ghazzy and his Nob Squad were about to smash my last remaining Fire Warriors off of their objective. In a move of desperation, I tank shocked Ghazzy with the Devilfish, and my opponent DoG'd with him. Penetrate.... Weapon Destroyed. Smooshed. Shooting the rest of the turn proceeded to wipe the Nobs away, and my opponent's then contested themselves away so that I won the game.

I started Necrons recently.

1. I didn't know that the Deceiver wasn't immune to instant death. He charged the Swarmlord, who caused a single wound, removing the C'Tan from play before the C'tan got to swing. *sigh*


2. In a 2,000 point game last night against 2,500 points of Orks (Kan-wall backed by 120 boyz and 45 Lootas), I had 6 wraiths and a destroyer Lord attack a unit of 30 boyz. I killed a bunch, and on the return swings, he killed all but one wraith (phew). That single wraith got 4/5 of the other wraiths back up, who teleported through a monolith, and assaulted another unit of 30 boyz. Again, that single wraith survives (and the destroyer lord), to win combat, allowing them all to WBB. They portal back through the monolith (5 wraiths and the destroyer lord). The destroyer lord breaks off from the wraiths and assaulted one boyz unit while the 5 wraiths assaulted the other boyz unit (now one wraith squad instead of two) and wiped them both.

I killed 60 boyz while losing 1 wraith. All because of a single wraith's unwillingness to fall over dead.


*EDIT*

I made a mistake. That second assault, I multi-assaulted into 15 Lootas and a KFF. 6 models vs 55 models.

I killed the Lootas down to 10 (including the KFF) who failed leadership and ran off the board. =p

Dashofpepper wrote:I started Necrons recently.

1. I didn't know that the Deceiver wasn't immune to instant death. He charged the Swarmlord, who caused a single wound, removing the C'Tan from play before the C'tan got to swing. *sigh*

For some reason, this makes me picture a C'tan painted up like a soda can.

It's kind of the same thing, if you think about it

I finally have one!

During a free game last Sunday at the Silver Sorcerer, one of ArbitorIans Greater Demons while pounding my scout sentinel pentrated and exploded it, then in an impresive feat of rolling by Ian the ensuing S3 explosion took its last wound.

I like to think that the pilot sprung out a delivered the killing blow with his las pistol before fleeing the scene! (There will now be kill markings on that walker! )

My herald of khorne killded 7 plauge marines in 2 turns with one wound left , but was tostdead by a heavy flamer .

My Wolf Scout leader is a BEAR.
During a game against horde orks, his unit was assaulted by around 12 boyz (I had whittled them down) and things were looking grim. He then rolls a six on his wulfen attacks and proceeds to flat-out murder the same number of boyz. I may have yelled a great deal in joy at this stage. The rest of the Scouts mop up. Oh, my. All with 5 scouts.

3rd Ed.

Guard vs Ulthwe Strike Force (2000 Points):

The Eldar army was full of Seer Councils, Black Guardians, Vypers and War Walkers. It doesn't matter what my Guard had, because only one model did anything in this game - my Callidus Assassin.

Somehow, and I'm sure this cannot ever be repeated, this single Callidus Assassin held off and defeated a 2000 point Eldar army by herself. I kept his vehicles shaken, kept myself in HTH to shield myself during his shooting phases, and kept the entire army confined to one tiny quarter with no room to bring on additional models, working my way through Guardian squads, flipping out, re-charging in again, and so on. Lost a wound to a kick from a War Walker, but survived the game.

Rest of my army? Lost a few Guardsmen to long ranged shots, sent a few Autocannon rounds downrange, but it didn't matter. My Guard army spent most of the game not moving or shooting at all because there was no point. The Callidus did all the work.

Both my opponent and I were stunned at the end. Could not believe what we had just witnessed.

My 2 Hive Guards were lucky enough to blow up 2 Basilisk Tanks in 1 round of firing, IMMD

I had a Lone Wolf run across the board against my buddies Chaos, surviving Oblit/melta fire.....

Then a Tzeentch Prince came on from reserves and made him into a spawn. Which then assaulted a Wolf Guard Rhino behind him, immobilizing it...then assaulted the Wolf Guard that got out in a subsequent turn, killing 3 more before he finally died.

Report here;

http://op40k.blogspot.com/search/label/Battle%20Report



A Space Wolf....that seeks to avenge his brothers that were wiped out in a previous battle..by taking an oath to die in glorious combat....becomes a Chaos Spawn which then eats even more of his battle brothers.

GRIMDARK

A 5-man PaGK squad, in 2 turns, took down a Ball pred, which had opened fire in my opponent's previous turn. I assaulted, and destroyed it. Next turn, I was assaulted by 10 Red Rage assault marines. 2 turns later, they had all died, and I had only lost 1 GK. It was awesome.

I had a single nob take out a 5 man tac of marines to win the game and his name is tink tink. what now.

The one that comes to my mind is where me and my mate had a command squad and commander stand off. Basicaly a LR of any type, Kitted to the max command squad and commander. There was a points limit(can't remember).

Long story short, my LR gets wasted and before I make it into CC with his full command squad and commander I lose my command squad. Only guy left was the commander with his thunder maul(hammer) and storm sheild. I poceed to symte his armed to the teeth(for CC) squad and watse em all over 3 rounds, and down to 1 wound. Only to be shot down by 3 heavy bolter rounds from his LR sitting way back.


In WM, I(khador) shot a single motar shot into a players elite exemplar knight squad, all his army buffed up to be pretty hard. I proceeded to make the single most rememorable dice rolling ever. Think it was 7 knights, reduced I think to 1. Rolled 6 double 6's for strength of hit taken, killing all but 1 of them.

BTW, as many claim, my dice are cursed and have the worst luck with rolls. I hit with almost everything and then fail to do anything after that, or just fail to hit.

My assault squad sargeant with a power fist destroyed a six man squad of space marines including a captain with a power sword it was epic

In a spearhead match i had an unpainted battlewagon with deffrolla destroy 4 tanks in a IG tank line from a single Tankshock/Ram maneuvre !!!! The tank is now painted A very dark almost black purple and gold trim. It is now my Warboss' Gold Toof Wagon of Rolly Doom