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I would probably pay you something... you models make me all confused...

I feel like I just spent an hour with my 13 y/o nephew. I do not like my 13 y/o nephew.

In that case, I would happily let you.

Hell, you might even get something for your money.

I like money. Its no secret.

Just take some deep breaths. You'll be fine. They can't hurt you.


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Your beard reminds me of my uncle when I was 13.

I did not like my uncle.

He had scary pube beard.


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Tim the Biovore wrote:Sweet Jesus.......

He's not in right now.

Its actually pretty arguable that he was NEVER here.

But thats maybe not for a Painting thread.

Maybe a YMDC.

TAKE MY MONEY! TAKE IT!

Sir, there is no need to yell.

I can take your money literally all day without tire, there is no need to get excited.


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Well, thats me through posting for today.
Time to go paint.

I'll be at the Tomball GW all day if theres any Houstonians that want some of these.

This is my first time seeing this thread and....
I... I think I love you.

Still in the process of moving, but there is good news there. The new apartment has a space for my Warhammer stuff, and will soon have a table made (a WIP for later).
Its also going to have a fortified computer technofortress built deep in our inner sanctum.
My new computer setup is obscene beyond words and this seemed an appropriate thread to do it in, I guess. Nothing too offensive, but since reactions to the thread have been mostly positive, you guys deserve a treat.

You may have seen in some of the pictures here my computer setup beginning to congeal in the background. Some of you have even PMed me asking If I really have 3 monitors hooked up to one box.
Its actually 2 different boxes wired together. Without getting into too much detail (PM me if you want more! I'm happy to expand on this list) here is my setup:
Box#1 - Three video cards, two sound cards, 3 wireless network cards.
Box#2 - Six 250 gig drives arranged in a Raid-3 format. Effifiency is 1-(1/6)*1500 so thats A terrabyte and a quarter of some of the fastest computing around.

Box #1 Gets the two largest LCD moniters, and Box #2 gets the smaller LCD but it also gets a 180" HD Projection screen 1080i with a 3ms refresh. Ahhh.
Thats 15 feet TV, diagonally.

There is a screen pictured, which is my old 120" ten foot TV screen, gonna build a new one.
Also pictured is a Blood Angels Rhino. Its sitting on top of the old screen. Yeah, that tiny thing is a rhino.

More to come.

Figured this should go here as well as my Comedy Ripper Thread.

Ripper Jesus, soon to be complete with ripper roman with tyranid spear.

... Don't you live in Texas?

How is the general reaction to these, especially the last one?

If ever questioned, I have a variety of defense mechanisms.

Just as the squid or octopus will issue forth a blinding cloud of ink, I have been known to exude noxious clouds of choking smoke.

I looked at this thread...

I looked at this thread and... what?... W-What? This thread confused me so much that it made me have to poop. Yes. Really. That was my overall reaction after the initial wave of confusion. I had to poop. Before I even posted this comment, that's what I had to do. How or why that came to be the result of reading this thread, I'll never know. But I applaud you sir, for such an ability is surely a gift.

He died for your biomass.

I am a maelstrom of conflicting emotions.

Hilarity, concern for your mental well-being, nauseum...

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!

My mental well being?

My mental well is deep indeed, but i'm not sure that theres anything else in there except for me.

Much less a creature only describable as the present progressive of to be.

Oh wait, no, there he is.


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Checked in to see well over 3000 views.

In my deluded fantasy world, I'm calling them "Satisfied Customers".

metallifan wrote: I had to poop.

Heh. Speaking of number two, I wonder who modeled the Tyranid Deathwatch...
But theres no obscenity on it?

I sincerely don't know if you're my favorite or least favorite person in the painting and modeling forum.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Doom- I've almost PMed you my address asking for one of these things like 5 times now.
a)You're not really giving them away, are you?
b)Even if you were, I'm uncomfortable giving you my address. Any way you'd mail it to my local GW?
c)How is this being shipped? You're not some kind of deviant AND a philanthropist, are you?

Almost as funny as the pictures themselves are some of these comments. The confused ones not so much. The ones that worry about you possibly my favorites.

You'd have to be in my general area, because
1) Yes, but I'm cheap and lazy and do not like going to the post office.
2)I'm not sure I'd be comfortable giving out mine either. Even on a return address.
3)There is no shipping, only handling.

Have they actually changed the models since 2003? All my sprues say 2000 on them.

You, sir, are the greatest man to have ever lived and are my hero.

That first pic of what I think is a tervigon... I've seen that before... That exact model... In person.

I was at a local GW store and someone showed it to my step brother, I was there. I swear, it looked exactly the same, just without the gaunts in it yet.

Wow... That's weird.

Karoline Dianne wrote:I was at a local GW store and someone showed it to my step brother, I was there. I swear, it looked exactly the same, just without the gaunts in it yet.

Its possible. Your tag says Texas, which is where I'm from. Which is your Local GW?

@Winnertakesall- The gate appears to be shut across the entry to the pier. I certainly hop that this thread does not come to the same rude stop.

Starting work on my conversions again since im getting back into the game, more posts later this week.

I <3 this thread and you, good Sir.

We must salute this fellow, he have found the cheese of tyranid codex

disturbing cheese...

Doomthumbs wrote:Figured this should go here as well as my Comedy Ripper Thread.

Ripper Jesus, soon to be complete with ripper roman with tyranid spear.

Always look on the bright side of life.
*doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo*
Always look on the right side of life.

I love this thread it is serious yet fricken hilirous. this also makes me want to play nids.

Keep going!