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**Sinful Hero**

Granted. Exquisitely detailed Dust models.

Spoiler:

I wish I had taken more photos back in high school.

**korbenn**

Granted. They are all embarrassing photos of you doing shameful things wile drunk.

I wish these freeloading equines would get some f*cking jobs and move out instead of eating all my food, posting on the internet and watching TV all day.

**snurl**

Granted. You miss them immediately.

I wish for realistic prices.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. Everything becomes realistically priced. Unfortunately, everything now has a 50%-75% tax added at checkout.

I wish Tennessee would actually start paving roads in the western side of the state again.

**korbenn**

Granted. All roads in west Tennesse will be paved with the remains of dead baby animals and good people who died as a direct result from an uncaring world.

I wish the man with the van was not out to get me.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. The man with the van is out to get your family instead, and he wants to video record himself killing them all by slow torture.

I wish this amazing chick I know at work didn't already have a boyfriend.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. She has a husband.

I wish i could afford to get my wife a new car.

**korbenn**

Granted. The only car you can afford is a 2001 Pontiac Aztek. Even Orks refuse to loot it.

I wish I had a Chronosphere.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. You have one, but not the knowledge of how to operate it.

I wish Age of Sigmar was just a bad dream.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. GW cancelled fantasy all together, and destroyed all the molds.

I wish I was headed home already.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you get home to find your house burned to the ground by Ork looters. Have fun with that.

I wish that the 40k rules weren't so terrible

**snurl**

Granted. They are not terrible, but they induce madness in all who read from them.

I wish for the old days.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. You find yourself transported to the old days, when dinosaurs walked the earth.

I wish I could function on 4 hours of sleep.

**korbenn**

Granted. You are turned into a servitor who processes human waste for 20 hours a day. The Techpriest that build your new mechanical body did a good job.

I wish my Youtube recommendations did'nt suck so much.

**snurl**

Granted. You must watch every one, twice.

I wish for trains to come.

**korbenn**

Granted. You now witness the most disturbing train orgy and its conclusion. Slaanesh is pleased and somewhat puzzled by your choice.

I wish for thermonuclear annihilation.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. All of your friends, family, everyone you've ever known or loved, and everyone else too are consumed in nuclear fire. Miracously you are the only human left alive, slowly dying of radiation poisoning with no one to help, or comfort you.

I wish more of my buddies would confirm they're going to Gencon with me.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. They confirm it but back out at the last second.

I wish I could decide what 40k stuff I need to get next.

**snurl**

Granted. You decide not to buy any more.

I wish GW would begin undoing the events of the last four years.

**War Kitten**

Granted, they make even worse decisions instead.

I wish that I had more money.

**WarbossDakka**

Granted, but money is made redundant.

I wish I died in a heroic last stand to save the world for good.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but the world is then destroyed by a completely unrelated threat to the one you died to stop.

I wish that I wasn't so socially awkward.

**korbenn**

Granted. You are now a very socially outgoing person. However people consider you to be very loud and annoying and are frequently embarrassed by your spontaneous social outbursts. You gain a reputation as "that one" as people go to great length's to avoid you. As a result you are no longer welcome at parties and family dinners. Social establishments have a picture with you name on it by there entrances, as you are barred from any and all public buildings and places.

I wish for some cupcakes.

**snurl**

Granted, they are perfectly aged twelve years. And a little dusty.

I wish for some cold beer.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. You are served a tall glass of Hamburger flavored Root Beer.

I wish for fried mushrooms.

**korbenn**

Granted. You receive a plate of delicious fried mushrooms. They taste amazing! The 72 hours of hallucinations afterward not so much.

I wish I had my old job back.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You get your old job back, but the company downsizes and you are soon laid off.

I wish my Stormsurge hadn't gotten D'ed out on turn 1 of my last 40k game.

**korbenn**

Granted. Its remained your only surviving unit and you lost the game. Also your opponent was a highly annoying 12 year old who keeps calling you loser when he walks past your house with his friends.

I wish I knew what color to paint my Yuri's floathing disc conversion. The description says silver but the ingame graphic looks more like a brown/gold/yellow.

**WarbossDakka**

Granted. Its a mix of the 4(?) and basically looks like gak.

I wish i could teleport wherever i want to go.

**korbenn**

Granted. Each time you teleport it feels like you are being torn apart and reassembled piece by piece. Leaving you in extreme pain and with a shattered mind. You know what it feels like to stroll into the Eye of Terror.

I wish a perfect balance of peace and harmony in all things.