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2011/01/21 02:22:38
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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Acoustic songs in Spanish, the style of Madrid. You'll be golden.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart 
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2011/01/21 02:24:32
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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micahaphone wrote:Acoustic songs in Spanish, the style of Madrid. You'll be golden.
Mmm... Spicy....
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/21 02:25:03
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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micahaphone wrote:Acoustic songs in Spanish, the style of Madrid. You'll be golden.
But would Golden really be what the seniorita's want? I don't know, it may make them eat out of my hand, but that would almost feel like too much effort was put into trying to get the cheeka's, and not actually playing the guitar to play the guitar.
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2011/01/21 02:26:53
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Slarg232 wrote:micahaphone wrote:Acoustic songs in Spanish, the style of Madrid. You'll be golden.
But would Golden really be what the seniorita's want? I don't know, it may make them eat out of my hand, but that would almost feel like too much effort was put into trying to get the cheeka's, and not actually playing the guitar to play the guitar.
Santana.
BOOM BABY!
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2011/01/21 02:28:23
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Veteran ORC
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chowderhead13 wrote:Santana.
BOOM BABY!
Touche.
My Cyninism, it is slain.
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2011/01/21 02:40:45
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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why must 110 pound female look and a mirror, sigh and say she looks fat.
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 Imperial Crusaders: 7,500 points
  “Brothers, what we do on the battlefield is not just for our chapter but, for the entire Imperium. Every Xenos that falls by our hands will be a testament to our unwavering duty to the Emperor. Every heretic that is crushed under our feet will be a testament to our undying loyalty to the citizens of Imperial Space. We will baptize ourselves in fire and emerge as the most steadfast defenders of humanity.” - qoute from my own homegrown chapter
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2011/01/21 02:41:53
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Because of unreasonable expectations society pushes on females when it comes to attractiveness and fitness.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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2011/01/21 02:43:29
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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JFizzle51 wrote:why must 110 pound female look and a mirror, sigh and say she looks fat.
Because the 60 pound females look in the mirror and they feel fat.
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2011/01/21 02:45:06
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Veteran ORC
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Melissia wrote:Because of unreasonable expectations society pushes on females when it comes to attractiveness and fitness.
Before we get into that....
How tall is said 110 LB girl?
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2011/01/21 02:54:01
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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What Melissia said.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2011/01/21 02:57:19
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Wow so if a girl keeps getting thinner and thinner and thinner then can we see through them? (joking, really bad joke).
Anyway this thread keeps getting epicer.
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2011/01/21 02:59:15
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Calculating Commissar
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Melissia wrote:Because of unreasonable expectations society pushes on females when it comes to attractiveness and fitness.
Stupid society. I like my women realistic. Curves = GOOD
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2011/01/21 03:00:14
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Happygrunt wrote:Melissia wrote:Because of unreasonable expectations society pushes on females when it comes to attractiveness and fitness.
Stupid society. I like my women realistic. Curves = GOOD
Yes!
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2011/01/21 03:06:15
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Happygrunt wrote:Melissia wrote:Because of unreasonable expectations society pushes on females when it comes to attractiveness and fitness.
Stupid society. I like my women realistic. Curves = GOOD
As long as they're on the chest and hips I'm fine with that. 
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2011/01/21 03:07:42
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Slarg232 wrote:Melissia wrote:Because of unreasonable expectations society pushes on females when it comes to attractiveness and fitness.
Before we get into that....
How tall is said 110 LB girl?
If they're any taller than four foot ten, 110 pounds is a bit light.
For example, a 5'7" woman should be within 123 to 163 depending on their build (IE, whether or not they're lazy slender wimps, or if they actually exercise every now and then for more than half an hour every week).
(as a side note, the healthy weight range for men at that height is 138-168)
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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2011/01/21 03:08:05
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Cheesecat wrote:Happygrunt wrote:Melissia wrote:Because of unreasonable expectations society pushes on females when it comes to attractiveness and fitness.
Stupid society. I like my women realistic. Curves = GOOD
As long as they're on the chest and hips I'm fine with that.
Yes I agree with that reminds me of the Real women of Illionis XD
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2011/01/21 03:10:36
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Getting laid with guitar?
I'll Be (Your Crying Shoulder)
Iris
These two songs, by themselves, led to my first three way. I recommend playing an electric unplugged to get the best of both worlds.
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2011/01/21 03:15:45
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Getting laid with guitar?
I'll Be (Your Crying Shoulder)
Iris
These two songs, by themselves, led to my first three way. I recommend playing an electric unplugged to get the best of both worlds.
Holy Crap. Most men would kill for a three-way.
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2011/01/21 03:20:29
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Asherian Command wrote:Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Getting laid with guitar?
I'll Be (Your Crying Shoulder)
Iris
These two songs, by themselves, led to my first three way. I recommend playing an electric unplugged to get the best of both worlds.
Holy Crap. Most men would kill for a three-way.
He never said the genders for the people involved...
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2011/01/21 03:22:16
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Asherian Command wrote:Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Getting laid with guitar?
I'll Be (Your Crying Shoulder)
Iris
These two songs, by themselves, led to my first three way. I recommend playing an electric unplugged to get the best of both worlds.
Holy Crap. Most men would kill for a three-way.
I don't know three-ways seem kind of overrated because there's always the problem of who to feth first, one of the girls in the groups isn't as hot/doesn't have as good of moves and then there's also who do you release your load with first. 
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2011/01/21 03:23:07
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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And do you really want to trust Cannerus? He is the resident omniphile.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2011/01/21 03:25:44
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Yeah that happens. Anyway. Most guys in the world always want to lose their virginity in a threesome. Which rarely never happens.
I really like the girls that are in my choir they are all hot and actually look good, and sing very well. Too Bad one of them hates my guts :( and wants my entire life down the drain.
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2011/01/21 03:26:21
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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First one was FFM If you think there will be drama, stay away from the situation. As long as everyone enjoys themselves it's cool.
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2011/01/21 03:27:08
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Plastictrees
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Just want to say the last pages of this thread has amused me greatly, well done Dakka.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2011/01/21 03:28:35
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:First one was FFM If you think there will be drama, stay away from the situation. As long as everyone enjoys themselves it's cool.
 holy  FFM is just uhh big deal for us it seems. I miss Australia already now 
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2011/01/21 03:31:13
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Hauptmann
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:First one was FFM If you think there will be drama, stay away from the situation. As long as everyone enjoys themselves it's cool.
I hereby anoint the, Canerus_The_Uninhibited.
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1943-1944 Era 1250 point Großdeutchland Force - Bolt Action
"The best medicine for Wraithlords? Multilasers. The best way to kill an Avatar? Lasguns."
"Time to pour out some liquor for the pinkmisted Harlequins"
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2011/01/21 03:31:56
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Ok,lets be realistic about "Fitness"..these women are curvy and fit.
This lady is chubby..
This is a big guy...but appears to be in shape.
This guy obviously needs to back away from the fething buffet...
....Like it our not,there are body types that the majority of people find aesthetically pleasing,and climbing on a soap box claiming it's some how "unfair" doesn't change that.
People should take some personal responsibility when it comes to their bodies,it's not societies fault that you ate that box of donuts or that gallon of ice cream...it's yours.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/01/21 03:35:23
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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I don't give a feth if someone thinks it's attracive. Being 5'8" and weighing 110 pounds is unhealthy and self abuse.
Maybe I'm weird, but I don't think that third girl is unattractive. She needs to work her arms out a bit more to really have that dress flatter her though.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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2011/01/21 03:35:57
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Would.
Con mucho gusto.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
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2011/01/21 03:37:30
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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FITZZ wrote:
....Like it our not,there are body types that the majority of people find aesthetically pleasing,and climbing on a soap box claiming it's some how "unfair" doesn't change that.
People should take some personal responsibility when it comes to their bodies,it's not societies fault that you ate that box of donuts or that gallon of ice cream...it's yours.
And there are plenty of fat people who love each other or mixed couples. Basically you have to make your confidence your responsibility and quit blaming everyone at some point too. My skin is really bad. It affects my self perception pretty severely if I think about it. I still get in my fair share of trouble considering. Confidence is extremely attractive.
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