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2011/01/20 23:58:20
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Depends. Are most men in your school's choir gay?
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
2011/01/21 00:01:31
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Well...that's like asking do girls like the color blue,some do, some don't...there are no absolutes.
However it is my experience that many girls like musicians...and that,since the singer is the "spokesman" for the band on stage (in most cases),singers get a lot of female attention.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/01/21 00:02:33
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Well...that's like asking do girls like the color blue,some do, some don't...there are no absolutes.
However it is my experience that many girls like musicians...and that,since the singer is the "spokesman" for the band on stage (in most cases),singers get a lot of female attention.
I agree. Chorus gets no ladies, go for a band. You become Alby in no-time!
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
2011/01/21 00:03:38
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Well...that's like asking do girls like the color blue,some do, some don't...there are no absolutes.
However it is my experience that many girls like musicians...and that,since the singer is the "spokesman" for the band on stage (in most cases),singers get a lot of female attention.
I agree. Chorus gets no ladies, go for a band. You become Alby in no-time!
So if asherian becomes alby and i become fitzz... does chowderhead become melissia ?
2011/01/21 00:05:09
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Well...that's like asking do girls like the color blue,some do, some don't...there are no absolutes.
However it is my experience that many girls like musicians...and that,since the singer is the "spokesman" for the band on stage (in most cases),singers get a lot of female attention.
I agree. Chorus gets no ladies, go for a band. You become Alby in no-time!
Exactly ...in most bands the singers and the guitar players have the bigger female followings,bass players and drummers...well,we get the better women.
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corpsesarefun wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Well...that's like asking do girls like the color blue,some do, some don't...there are no absolutes.
However it is my experience that many girls like musicians...and that,since the singer is the "spokesman" for the band on stage (in most cases),singers get a lot of female attention.
I agree. Chorus gets no ladies, go for a band. You become Alby in no-time!
So if asherian becomes alby and i become fitzz... does chowderhead become melissia ?
Well now...that's just...scary.
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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/01/21 00:06:12
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Well...that's like asking do girls like the color blue,some do, some don't...there are no absolutes.
However it is my experience that many girls like musicians...and that,since the singer is the "spokesman" for the band on stage (in most cases),singers get a lot of female attention.
I agree. Chorus gets no ladies, go for a band. You become Alby in no-time!
Exactly ...in most bands the singers and the guitar players have the bigger female followings,bass players and drummers...well,we get the better women.
But doesn't bass always have the largest... Well... you know?
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
2011/01/21 00:06:40
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Well...that's like asking do girls like the color blue,some do, some don't...there are no absolutes.
However it is my experience that many girls like musicians...and that,since the singer is the "spokesman" for the band on stage (in most cases),singers get a lot of female attention.
I agree. Chorus gets no ladies, go for a band. You become Alby in no-time!
Exactly ...in most bands the singers and the guitar players have the bigger female followings,bass players and drummers...well,we get the better women.
But doesn't bass always have the largest... Well... you know?
Drug habit?...Bar tab?...Divorce rate? ...oh wait...I get what your asking...yes that's always true.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/01/21 00:08:43
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Nah. I sing solos very well, and I am a helper for a band. Because they really like that I can hit lower notes that they cannot hit. That and I have 5 years experience in it. I love sciences and music. But girls just don't like my style weird and long face kinda of makes it look weird.
And no the guys in my choir are not gay. Only two are gay. I am just continuing a family tradition. Which none of the people in my class know about XD.
I do speaking things and talk about current events and stuff in very official voices and such. But all of that is not in my homestate. No one at my school knows what I am actually good at except at choir and school work. People are completely surprised when I start acting differently outside of school. Apparently people think I am robot like in school But when i am not in it. I am more free roaming ^.^ But Anyway My friends tell me that the most annoying thing about a girl is when they chat your ears out. But I haven't noticed that :?: Kinda strange.
But Its kinda interesting to see other peoples stories of me. And Some of them are so stupid its like believing that peanut butter is the new weapon of mass destruction against terriosts...
Another thing is people label me as weird for being able to speak out against anything and yell at people with no problems at all. And I care who I yell at though, I don't insult, but I push common sense into them.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/21 00:09:40
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Well...that's like asking do girls like the color blue,some do, some don't...there are no absolutes.
However it is my experience that many girls like musicians...and that,since the singer is the "spokesman" for the band on stage (in most cases),singers get a lot of female attention.
I agree. Chorus gets no ladies, go for a band. You become Alby in no-time!
Exactly ...in most bands the singers and the guitar players have the bigger female followings,bass players and drummers...well,we get the better women.
But doesn't bass always have the largest... Well... you know?
Drug habit?...Bar tab?...Divorce rate? ...oh wait...I get what your asking...yes that's always true.
Well, I know what corpses has to look forward to!
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
2011/01/21 00:10:46
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/01/21 00:12:49
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
1) Why do they get mad when your buddies show up to your place unannounced/you show up unannouned at a buddy's place with copious quantities of beer, ready to watch the hockey game. She should know there's hockey on that night, so why do women get mad about that sort of thing?
2) Why don't women enjoy our powerful, manly flatulence as much as we do? Women love sharing experiences. Why should a man's farts be any different! Stop rolling down your car window or leaving the room - cherish the smell, and you'll understand.
metallifan wrote:
2) Why don't women enjoy our powerful, manly flatulence as much as we do? Women love sharing experiences. Why should a man's farts be any different! Stop rolling down your car window or leaving the room - cherish the smell, and you'll understand.
WARNING! Kind of NSFW.
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
2011/01/21 00:17:43
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
1) Why do they get mad when your buddies show up to your place unannounced/you show up unannouned at a buddy's place with copious quantities of beer, ready to watch the hockey game. She should know there's hockey on that night, so why do women get mad about that sort of thing?
2) Why don't women enjoy our powerful, manly flatulence as much as we do? Women love sharing experiences. Why should a man's farts be any different! Stop rolling down your car window or leaving the room - cherish the smell, and you'll understand.
1) I believe it's due to the fact that they see it as somehow "disrupting the nest.",it's something they weren't anticipating.
2) I have no idea...
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/01/21 00:20:09
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
FITZZ wrote:1) I believe it's due to the fact that they see it as somehow "disrupting the nest.",it's something they weren't anticipating.
Neither were we! But the boys show up with a hefty haul of brews and we're overjoyed, while the missus just gives us the stink-eye from the corner. How can anyone not love beer and hockey!? Or beer and any violent sport!?
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FITZZ wrote:1) I believe it's due to the fact that they see it as somehow "disrupting the nest.",it's something they weren't anticipating.
Neither were we! But the boys show up with a hefty haul of brews and we're overjoyed, while the missus just gives us the stink-eye from the corner. How can anyone not love beer and hockey!? Or beer and any violent sport!?
Sounds like what my mom does XD
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/21 01:36:47
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Slarg232 wrote:Is that why I am having problems picking up chicks? I haven't put enough time into my Guitar?
Yep. Acoustic Guitar = sensitive = chick magnet.
Hmmm..... Needs to get playing that.
Oh hey, while we are on the subject of wimminz and guitars, would I rather have a woman more attracted to Electric Guitars/Metal, or a woman who wants a sensitive man?
I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying.
2011/01/21 01:50:24
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Slarg232 wrote:Is that why I am having problems picking up chicks? I haven't put enough time into my Guitar?
Yep. Acoustic Guitar = sensitive = chick magnet.
Hmmm..... Needs to get playing that.
Oh hey, while we are on the subject of wimminz and guitars, would I rather have a woman more attracted to Electric Guitars/Metal, or a woman who wants a sensitive man?
Sensitive. Or metal. Depends on their tastes.
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
2011/01/21 01:51:21
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Depends on your own choices. I, personally, prefer playing acoustic guitar music over electric metally stuff most of the time anyway, because E-Guitar without drums 'n bass can have some problems sounding like a "whole" song, while many acoustic pieces are perfect just for one guitar.
About guitars being a chic magnet...Yeah, I guess they can be. My guitar teacher once taught me a piece and said "When you play this, people need to cry! If they don't, you're not playing it with enough emotion and skill."
Just hasn't worked for me yet to a noticeable amout, but I don't notice that much stuff, so...
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2011/01/21 01:56:44
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Witzkatz wrote:Depends on your own choices. I, personally, prefer playing acoustic guitar music over electric metally stuff most of the time anyway, because E-Guitar without drums 'n bass can have some problems sounding like a "whole" song, while many acoustic pieces are perfect just for one guitar.
About guitars being a chic magnet...Yeah, I guess they can be. Just hasn't worked for me yet to a noticeable amout, but I don't notice that much stuff, so...
True, but still, it's METAL! In the case of being sucked into an alternate dimension where daemonic nuns have zippers for faces, I would rather know Metal Riffs, yes? No?
I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying.
2011/01/21 02:09:31
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Interesting hypothesis. Might I counter with "In the case I'm being sucked into an alternate dimension where beautiful women roam the lands in search of one of the last few sensitive, non-cybernetically-augmented non-work-drone, non-servitor males on their planet, I would rather know a good Spanish Romance, yes? no?"
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2011/01/21 02:12:54
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Witzkatz wrote: Interesting hypothesis. Might I counter with "In the case I'm being sucked into an alternate dimension where beautiful women roam the lands in search of one of the last few sensitive, non-cybernetically-augmented non-work-drone, non-servitor males on their planet, I would rather know a good Spanish Romance, yes? no?"
True dat.....
Both sound like a good option?
I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying.
...in most bands the singers and the guitar players have the bigger female followings,bass players and drummers...well,we get the better women. 
