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2011/01/20 23:06:47
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
2011/01/20 23:10:34
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Only if what they're saying is your [redacted insinuation about female parental unit's sexual promiscuity].
I hate that censorship subroutine.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
2011/01/20 23:13:24
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Whats that...that even if your ex girlfriend is a black male they will still most likely be neurotic and carry a big purse full of junk while reading Cosmo and watching lifetime....yes...it's true
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/01/20 23:17:41
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Whats that...that even if your ex girlfriend is a black male they will still most likely be neurotic and carry a big purse full of junk while reading Cosmo and watching lifetime....yes...it's true
I dunno the 2 black girls i have been with have been the most relaxed and normal of my girlfriends, probably because they were both Jamaican.
2011/01/20 23:20:57
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Whats that...that even if your ex girlfriend is a black male they will still most likely be neurotic and carry a big purse full of junk while reading Cosmo and watching lifetime....yes...it's true
I dunno the 2 black girls i have been with have been the most relaxed and normal of my girlfriends, probably because they were both Jamaican.
My Missus,who happens to be African American,is the most down to earth level headed woman I have ever been with in my life.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/01/20 23:23:07
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Whats that...that even if your ex girlfriend is a black male they will still most likely be neurotic and carry a big purse full of junk while reading Cosmo and watching lifetime....yes...it's true
I dunno the 2 black girls i have been with have been the most relaxed and normal of my girlfriends, probably because they were both Jamaican.
My Missus,who happens to be African American,is the most down to earth level headed woman I have ever been with in my life.
Quickly fitzz, does she have a fantastic arse and bear the name Chev?
2011/01/20 23:27:22
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Whats that...that even if your ex girlfriend is a black male they will still most likely be neurotic and carry a big purse full of junk while reading Cosmo and watching lifetime....yes...it's true
I dunno the 2 black girls i have been with have been the most relaxed and normal of my girlfriends, probably because they were both Jamaican.
My Missus,who happens to be African American,is the most down to earth level headed woman I have ever been with in my life.
Quickly fitzz, does she have a fantastic arse and bear the name Chev?
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/01/20 23:28:11
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/01/20 23:35:24
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
corpsesarefun wrote:Well I'm glad to see my tastes don't change
No they clearly don't...however,be aware,she's the one that finally "tames" you..ah..me...us...Damn this space/time continuum stuff can get confusing.
But surely if I know that then it means I may predict her taming and avoid it or just accept it and become tame before i meet her? damn this spacetime continuum :(
2011/01/20 23:38:17
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
corpsesarefun wrote:Well I'm glad to see my tastes don't change
No they clearly don't...however,be aware,she's the one that finally "tames" you..ah..me...us...Damn this space/time continuum stuff can get confusing.
But surely if I know that then it means I may predict her taming and avoid it or just accept it and become tame before i meet her? damn this spacetime continuum :(
Trust me...by the time I met her (you meet her) it's time for a little "taming"....things get a bit crazy between 20 and 30.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/01/20 23:39:32
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
corpsesarefun wrote:Well I'm glad to see my tastes don't change
No they clearly don't...however,be aware,she's the one that finally "tames" you..ah..me...us...Damn this space/time continuum stuff can get confusing.
But surely if I know that then it means I may predict her taming and avoid it or just accept it and become tame before i meet her? damn this spacetime continuum :(
Trust me...by the time I met her (you meet her) it's time for a little "taming"....things get a bit crazy between 20 and 30.
Awesome at what point to i suddenly gain musical skill?
2011/01/20 23:43:17
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
corpsesarefun wrote:Well I'm glad to see my tastes don't change
No they clearly don't...however,be aware,she's the one that finally "tames" you..ah..me...us...Damn this space/time continuum stuff can get confusing.
But surely if I know that then it means I may predict her taming and avoid it or just accept it and become tame before i meet her? damn this spacetime continuum :(
Trust me...by the time I met her (you meet her) it's time for a little "taming"....things get a bit crazy between 20 and 30.
Awesome at what point to i suddenly gain musical skill?
That's the anomaly...I started playing bass when I was 12...you should already have acquired those skills.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/01/20 23:45:58
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
corpsesarefun wrote:Well I'm glad to see my tastes don't change
No they clearly don't...however,be aware,she's the one that finally "tames" you..ah..me...us...Damn this space/time continuum stuff can get confusing.
But surely if I know that then it means I may predict her taming and avoid it or just accept it and become tame before i meet her? damn this spacetime continuum :(
Trust me...by the time I met her (you meet her) it's time for a little "taming"....things get a bit crazy between 20 and 30.
Awesome at what point to i suddenly gain musical skill?
That's the anomaly...I started playing bass when I was 12...you should already have acquired those skills.
Something happened back in 1983 that altered the past!
DOC! We gotta do something!
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
2011/01/20 23:46:56
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Hrm... I attempted to play bass at that age but due to my insanely poor hand-eye coordination I physically couldn't change the chord i was playing while still plucking or strumming the strings
Wait this is back to the future? Do i get a de lorean?
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2011/01/20 23:49:53
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
corpsesarefun wrote:Hrm... I attempted to play bass at that age but due to my insanely poor hand-eye coordination I physically couldn't change the chord i was playing while still plucking or strumming the strings
Wait this is back to the future? Do i get a de lorean?
Of course Marty! Now come on, we need to fix the past and get to the clocktower!
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
2011/01/20 23:50:37
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
corpsesarefun wrote:Hrm... I attempted to play bass at that age but due to my insanely poor hand-eye coordination I physically couldn't change the chord i was playing while still plucking or strumming the strings
Wait this is back to the future? Do i get a de lorean?
Sorry we are out of de loreans but we do have these.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/20 23:52:00
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
corpsesarefun wrote:Hrm... I attempted to play bass at that age but due to my insanely poor hand-eye coordination I physically couldn't change the chord i was playing while still plucking or strumming the strings
Wait this is back to the future? Do i get a de lorean?
Of course Marty! Now come on, we need to fix the past and get to the clocktower!
Of course! If I can play at the dance logically I must be able to play something which means I must be at the dance so my parents meet enabling me to learn the bass allowing me to evolve into FITZZ!
2011/01/20 23:52:42
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
corpsesarefun wrote:Hrm... I attempted to play bass at that age but due to my insanely poor hand-eye coordination I physically couldn't change the chord i was playing while still plucking or strumming the strings
Wait this is back to the future? Do i get a de lorean?
When playing bass...coordination comes second..feeling what your playing is whats important.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2011/01/20 23:55:40
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/20 23:57:14
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
corpsesarefun wrote:Hrm... I attempted to play bass at that age but due to my insanely poor hand-eye coordination I physically couldn't change the chord i was playing while still plucking or strumming the strings
Wait this is back to the future? Do i get a de lorean?
Of course Marty! Now come on, we need to fix the past and get to the clocktower!
Of course! If I can play at the dance logically I must be able to play something which means I must be at the dance so my parents meet enabling me to learn the bass allowing me to evolve into FITZZ!
MARTY! We did it! The Delorian worked, and 1983 is back to the way it was! Now for 2 more crappy sequels!
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
2011/01/20 23:57:57
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:My question for everyone is. Do Girls like guy singers? Especially if I myself am a really really good singer?
(I am serious, I am the best bartotine in the Sophomore grade. Because I can hit every note and I can sing just about everything.)
Course women love vocalists! Look at Alby's work http://dresdenmusic.com/ and then look at how much he gets
Yes and No..
Catachan LIX "Lords Of Destruction" 
That's the anomaly...I started playing bass when I was 12...you should already have acquired those skills. 
