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2011/01/20 22:22:03
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Melissia wrote:The researchers suggested that this was the best method possible. I tested it on them, and it indeed works quite efficiently. I had to bake them a cake to get them to stop screaming however.
Can I have a cake?
Or is it a lie?
*ducks*
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2011/01/20 22:23:12
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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The cake is delicious and moist.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/20 22:23:28
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lubeck
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Melissia sounds as she should invest some time into the creation of arco-flagellants. Her methods of testing stuff seem very fitting for that occupation.
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2011/01/20 22:24:14
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Witzkatz wrote:Melissia sounds as she should invest some time into the creation of arco-flagellants. Her methods of testing stuff seem very fitting for that occupation.
She is a SoB, after all...
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2011/01/20 22:25:42
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Melissia wrote:The cake is delicious and moist.
And so we return to discussing the opposite gender 
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2011/01/20 22:26:54
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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corpsesarefun wrote:Melissia wrote:The cake is delicious and moist.
And so we return to discussing the opposite gender
You read my mind.
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2011/01/20 22:27:03
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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That is something that is peculiar to me. Apparently cake in the Mario game is a euphemism for sex. But I am curious as to why Mario wants any of Peach's cake after she baked a cake for Bowser.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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2011/01/20 22:27:55
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Melissia wrote:That is something that is peculiar to me. Apparently cake in the Mario game is a euphemism for sex. But I am curious as to why Mario wants any of Peach's cake after she baked a cake for Bowser.
Because Japan and their NTR
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2011/01/20 22:31:55
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Or this.
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2011/01/20 22:32:07
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Melissia wrote:That is something that is peculiar to me. Apparently cake in the Mario game is a euphemism for sex. But I am curious as to why Mario wants any of Peach's cake after she baked a cake for Bowser.
You saw that youtube video too eh?
I presume mario is just sort of desperate.
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2011/01/20 22:32:20
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Leeet's keep this appropriate for this forum. Automatically Appended Next Post: corpsesarefun wrote:Melissia wrote:That is something that is peculiar to me. Apparently cake in the Mario game is a euphemism for sex. But I am curious as to why Mario wants any of Peach's cake after she baked a cake for Bowser.
You saw that youtube video too eh?
I presume mario is just sort of desperate.
... no. I watch Zero Punctuation.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/20 22:34:26
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Melissia wrote:Leeet's keep this appropriate for this forum.
When has this discussion ever been appropriate?
When I'm posting things like this
Nothing is safe.
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2011/01/20 22:35:13
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Melissia wrote:Leeet's keep this appropriate for this forum.
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corpsesarefun wrote:Melissia wrote:That is something that is peculiar to me. Apparently cake in the Mario game is a euphemism for sex. But I am curious as to why Mario wants any of Peach's cake after she baked a cake for Bowser.
You saw that youtube video too eh?
I presume mario is just sort of desperate.
... no. I watch Zero Punctuation.
Youtube... The escapist... Same thing 
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2011/01/20 22:35:45
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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After the third time, it's no longer shocking. It's just annoying. Like stubbing your toe.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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2011/01/20 22:37:16
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Melissia wrote:After the third time, it's no longer shocking. It's just annoying. Like stubbing your toe.
But you don't have toes. You are a sentient robot, remember?
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2011/01/20 22:37:30
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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corpsesarefun wrote:Youtube... The escapist... Same thing
No.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/20 22:37:40
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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chowderhead13 wrote:Melissia wrote:Leeet's keep this appropriate for this forum.
When has this discussion ever been appropriate?
When I'm posting things like this
Nothing is safe.
If you think that is disturbing try googling "kinga big brother" and watching where SHE puts the wine bottle.
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2011/01/20 22:38:44
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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chowderhead13 wrote:Melissia wrote:After the third time, it's no longer shocking. It's just annoying. Like stubbing your toe.
But you don't have toes. You are a sentient robot, remember?
[Redacted statement involving female parental unit and sexual promiscuity], but let's not get personal.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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2011/01/20 22:47:54
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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corpsesarefun wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Melissia wrote:Leeet's keep this appropriate for this forum.
When has this discussion ever been appropriate?
When I'm posting things like this
Nothing is safe.
If you think that is disturbing try googling "kinga big brother" and watching where SHE puts the wine bottle.
THE BLEACH!!!
I NEED THE BLEACH NOOOOOWWWWW!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! JESUS I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING THAT BAD EVER!!!!! GAAAAAAHHHHH!!! BLEACH!!!!!!
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2011/01/20 22:49:42
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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Thanks for that. That was a totally necessary picture, and is furthering our discussion.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart 
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2011/01/20 22:53:15
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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micahaphone wrote:Thanks for that. That was a totally necessary picture, and is furthering our discussion.
Micaphone, you haven't been to the places where me, CAF, Melissia, and Soladrin have been. They are scary, abismal places that suck the souls of men. (And women.)
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2011/01/20 22:54:40
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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chowderhead13 wrote:micahaphone wrote:Thanks for that. That was a totally necessary picture, and is furthering our discussion.
Micaphone, you haven't been to the places where me, CAF, Melissia, and Soladrin have been. They are scary, abismal places that suck the souls of men. (And women.)
CAF? I remember the days when I people called me corpses and feared me :(
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2011/01/20 22:55:51
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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corpsesarefun wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:micahaphone wrote:Thanks for that. That was a totally necessary picture, and is furthering our discussion.
Micaphone, you haven't been to the places where me, CAF, Melissia, and Soladrin have been. They are scary, abismal places that suck the souls of men. (And women.)
CAF? I remember the days when I people called me corpses and feared me :(
Sorry, I'm an Acronym kinda guy.
It's hard to shorten something like Chowderhead.
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2011/01/20 22:56:05
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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Bah. I bet you haven't lit anything large on fire yet.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2011/01/20 22:56:33
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Chowder,do you have a massive file on your computer full of morbidly obese women?
I just had to end my lurking this thread to ask.
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My armies:
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2011/01/20 22:58:19
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Wraithlordmechanic wrote:Chowder,do you have a massive file on your computer full of morbidly obese women?
I just had to end my lurking this thread to ask.
I have a folder labeled "/b/"
That is all you need to know, understand?
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2011/01/20 22:59:24
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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chowderhead13 wrote:Wraithlordmechanic wrote:Chowder,do you have a massive file on your computer full of morbidly obese women?
I just had to end my lurking this thread to ask.
I have a folder labeled "/b/"
That is all you need to know, understand?
I have a folder labelled "exes", does this count?
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2011/01/20 22:59:43
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I love coke. Not that I just typed that and would never do it because I passed a drug test 4 days ago. That clearly indicates a severe lack of use of drugs on my part, right?  And I didn't get my jabs at Asherian and he clearly needs them. Then I'll... *shiver* defend Ke$ha >.<
You have no idea what sex will be like. When you do have it, it will be cool, you might act differently, but if anything it will mellow you out (which might not be a bad thing at this point) because you'll not have to think about it. You'll judge "slutty" people less. There is no "raising the bar" as far as I've seen, and if you're really looking for a relationship, it will at best be sharing how much you care about someone or at worst the two of you doing something fun that you both enjoy.
Overall: just relax dude. And you should probably stop sharing all of your thoughts on these matters if you want your opinion to mean anything. I hope someday to see popped up in a thread "I have a relationship and I had sex" if that's what you're looking for 
Thank you cannerus its jut I don't know if she likes me anymore XD. Mate me relaxing is like telling a bull to stop being well angry.
Alot of things have happened. Except the one thing is I have known many girls that broke-up over the weekend. And I basically am the clean-up crew. >.> Telling people to calm down and not freak out etc. Yeah it sucked. This weekend was absolutely horrible for relationships for half my school. So yeah.
Anyway, I am more concerned right now about myself right now as I am kinda paranoid after having alot of problems with my hand. Because I hit it pretty hard that and I have alot of medical things come up which piss me off >.<
Anyway Thanks Cannerus I found that helpful
Anyway Melissia we grunt and nod only because we don't like talking a whole lot as men.
The one thing I remember most is that some women can rightful say they can kick my ass. And It takes alot of effort to do that.
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2011/01/20 23:04:07
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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corpsesarefun wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Wraithlordmechanic wrote:Chowder,do you have a massive file on your computer full of morbidly obese women?
I just had to end my lurking this thread to ask.
I have a folder labeled "/b/"
That is all you need to know, understand?
I have a folder labelled "exes", does this count?
And you just went up on the disturbotron one more notch.
What is in this... Folder?
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2011/01/20 23:05:39
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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chowderhead13 wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Wraithlordmechanic wrote:Chowder,do you have a massive file on your computer full of morbidly obese women?
I just had to end my lurking this thread to ask.
I have a folder labeled "/b/"
That is all you need to know, understand?
I have a folder labelled "exes", does this count?
And you just went up on the disturbotron one more notch.
What is in this... Folder?
Ex girlfriends, clearly
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