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**Mynameisalie**

Granted. You can only unmeet everyone.
I wish for something.

**Tadashi**

Granted - Graham McNeill ignores ADB's rants and writes a bestselling novel that finally and unequivocally confirms that Blood Ravens are Thousand Son loyalists.

I wish Ward was fired.

**Mynameisalie**

I half understood that.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

No wish. You get hired by GW staff to write the enxt codex. The only problem is that you get trained/brainwashed by ward for 6 months and now you are reffered to as Ward Jr.

I wish Codex: Witch Hunters hadnt been turned into WD trash.

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. It gets turned into WD compost.

I wish my cough clears up by Friday.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. But then you get a fever for a few days instead.
I wish I was an alchemist.

**DeathRex**

Granted. Due to being a illl trained alchemist you turn yourself into solid gold and later end up being melted down and now exist as gaudy belt buckles forever hovering over the crotches of rich white men in Africa.

I wish I was a power ranger!

**snurl**

Granted. You are a small plastic power ranger until the dog chews you up.

I wish for a quiet evening at home.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you become paralyzed and the TV happens to be turned on to a complete rerun of the entire Jersey Shore show.

I wish for safety from Snurl's retribution to follow this corruption.

**snurl**

Granted. You are very safe, inside a locked safe in a sunken U-boat somewhere at the bottom of the North Atlantic.

I actually met Snooki once. She is cute in person.

I wish the neighbors would stop bitching about our halloween show.

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. You murder them and are apprehended. Now you can enjoy some peace and quiet at the nearest super max.

I wish for a nice warm bowl of good tomato soup. Now, is that too much to ask?

**Tadashi**

No. Granted with no strings attached.

I wish for a decent set of codexes this 6th Edition.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, unfortunately the codices cost $50 O'wait...

I wish for GW to drop their prices by 20%

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. They quickly decide it was a bad idea (it hurts their profit) and restore the old prices. Then they increase prices 20% to make up for lost profit.

I wish my class at 8.30 am on Friday could get moved to 3 pm on Wednesday.

**Tadashi**

Granted - its your GF's birthday.

I wish for spring rolls.

**snurl**

Granted. They are soaked with Tomato soup.

I wish tractors were easier to drive.

**DeathRex**

Granted. tractors are easier to drive so easy in fact they begin to drive themselves and begin traveling cross the country side mowing down hundred of innocent people including those close to you. now its near impossible to get a license to drive one.

i wish the puppets from the sesame street show were real/alive.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted, but as most of them are "Monsters" they eat you like a cookie.

I wish Sebastion wasnt such an expensive cosplay.

**Malcador**

Granted! It´s now avaiable in the Dollar Store, and it looks terrible.
i wish for a new bike.

**Coolyo294**

Granted, but the first time you try to ride it you crash and are put into a coma for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a PSP Vita so i could play Uncharted: Golden Abyss.

**snurl**

Granted. You get the console but the game is pulled and banned due to angry parental complaints because the programmers included boobies in the secret levels.

I wish every day was Halloween.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. it's now a mandated order from Congress. And people quickly get tired of dressing up in costume every day.
I wish GW concerned themselves less with ludicrous profit and more about the wargamer community.

**snurl**

Granted. GW is concerned about wargame quality aand the wargame community. So they buy up all of the other game and figure manufacturers and shut them down. Then they release their new main game, Wardhammer.

I wish I had a magicians tophat.

**Coolyo294**

Granted, but it's a carniverous magician's tophat that devours your head as soon as you put it on.

I wish all secret service members could be like Frank Horrigan.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Coolyo294 wrote:
Granted, but it's a carniverous magician's tophat that devours your head as soon as you put it on.

I wish all secret service members could be like Frank Horrigan.

Granted. They are all super human psychopaths, and the US is downed in a tide of blood.
I wish there were dragons.

**blood guard26**

granted. they kill everyone

i wish i was a chaos god

**Coolyo294**

Granted. You're a minor chaos entity that is devoured by one of the Big Four the second you come into existence.

I wish I could go buy Armoured Kill for BF3 right now.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. You buy it, but someone hacks your account and you get banned for using cheats.
I wish I was Tzeentch.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. But it's all an illusion, fabricated by Tzeentch himself just before he turns you into a Chaos Spawn.
Just as planned.
I wish I was a C'Tan.

**snurl**

Granted. You are a C'Tan. Your Neccroderm stops working and is scrapped, then melted and remanufactured into a can opener.

I wish for solid gold miniatures.