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**Coolyo294**

Granted, now you're addicted to crystal meth.

I wish I knew what to do on Tekkit.

**master of ordinance**

You do. Pitty the last copy of Tekkit in the universe was just burned

I wish that my deathripper would eat the beiber fans.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted.

I wish I didnt have to corrupt that wish.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You corrupt your own wish instead.
I wish Bieber fans and Twilight fans decided to duke it out and have an all-out war with each other.

**p_gray99**

Granted.
I wish that the wish above works, and that this wish doesn't have to be corrupted. Just so long as they all die, it's good

**snurl**

Granted. But you are caught in the crossfire when the thing goes down and are sparkly-bitch-slapped to death.

I wish all these leaves would blow into somebody elses yard.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. They blow into your boss' yard. He somehow finds out and has you fired.
I wish my textbooks weren't so back-breakingly heavy.

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. Your textbooks burn to cinders.

I wish my social club had a bigger clubroom.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, a 10,00 square foot room appears. its filled with various warclubs of varying sizes. They are also sentient and proceed to murderize everyone nearby.

I wish I could find a decent Anime to watch that doesn't involve tentacles.

**flamero**

Granted, but its in Japanese with no subtitles

I wish i could paint better

**Decio**

Granted, but each model takes you a month to paint, and by the time you finish an army, your models fall down tragically one day in a FLGS crawling with little grabby kids. The manager helps you fix them, though. Using duct tape and superglue. They will never be the same..

I wish that I could focus on things with more discipline

**snurl**

Granted. Every time you seem distracted a nun smacks you offside the head with a ruler.

I wish to know which to paint next, nazi zombies or more dwarves.

**Malcador**

Granted! You decide to combine them into the Nazi Dwarves

I wish i would be done painting all of my 120 orks.

**master of ordinance**

Granted you paint the nazis but are called a nazi yourself and mobbed to death by angry jews.

I wish to declare the UK a no beiber zone

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Grey Templar wrote:
I wish I could find a decent Anime to watch that doesn't involve tentacles.

Angel Beats, only thing in the world right now.

Now, on with the thread,

You do but then you realize you have no power and it dosent matter what you declare.

I wish Angel talked more.

**master of ordinance**

Angel does talk more. Non stop praise singing of beiber. 24/7 all you can hear is him singing beibers praise and songs. even in your sleep. you are discoverd a night after this starts dead your body contorted in apparent agony having writen in your own blood on the wall: Why [deity(s) of your choice] why?

I wish for a seether class helljack.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Angel is a chick........

Granted. Its akin a giant paperweight

I wish I could use Hand Sonic.

**blood guard26**

(do we want to know what that is?)

granted, but the price of that knowledge is to have your hands cut off

i wish my local gw's manager wasn't such a cheap douche

**Far Seer**

Granted. He's such a jolly fellow that he laughs so hard that he accidently sits down on your army.

I wish for Age of Empires 4 which will be excellent.

**liquidjoshi**

You get it. But it uses WFWL. Then explodes in your disk tray.

I wish more people cared.

**snurl**

Granted. People care about everything. You cant go to the crapper without an encounter focus group asking how you felt about it and suggesting new methods of PC spiritual enlightenment.

I wish every Halloween attraction is as good as the one I saw last night.

**Decio**

^ lol. Granted, but you spend the rest of your life looking for thrills and you decide to try bungee jumping with special effects, WW1-era biplanes, shotguns, and scary pumpkins. It costs you a ton of money.

Also, you spend so much time enjoying everyone else's decorations and attractions that you spend less time getting work done and are fired.

I wish that I could find my iPod shuffle

**snurl**

Granted. You find your I pod. I wont say just where you found it but it smells awful now and you feel dirty every time you touch it.

I wish for more scary pumpkins.

**Far Seer**

Granted. The world is so full of scary pumpkins that everyone wears them on their heads. Oh, and there's also a scary pumpkin in your room. Good luck sleeping in the dark.

I wish for fun.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. There is fun. For Slaanesh, that is.
I wish I had a reliable space for wargaming.

**snurl**

Granted. There is a room at the local funeral parlour that is always available, if you dont mind a few corpses laying about.

I wish the chick who wanted to be a skeleton comes back again tomorrow.

**liquidjoshi**

She does. As a skeleton. A rotting, disease ridden, emaciated skeleton of a person. Who's actually a zombie. Guess neither of your dreams came true.

I with the people watching me go to the bathroom were hot chicks, and their suggestions were a little more...
Bow chicka bow wow

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, but she is an actual skeleton and literally bones you.

I wish I could watch that.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. I explode one second before contact, as the stasis bomb the replaced my heart at birth goes off 18 years to the day.

I wish I didn't feel sick.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, you are dead.

I wish that I could get a Pyro Soul on TF2.