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**Mynameisalie**

I found the way out.
Then was mauled by an enderman.
3000 blocks away from spawn.

I had iron and everything...

Granted. You have plenty of painting time due to the fact your weekend becomes exactly like groundhog day. Therefore, every single time you paint a model, it eventually becomes grey again. On the plus side, plenty of time to test out different paint schemes.

I wish I could find somewhere to live in peace without matapata98 digging my house out from under me WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!

**Far Seer**

Lol. I hate when I've been stuck in a mine forever.

Granted. You live on 1 block of dirt, 200 blocks from the ground. Like Skyblock, but the 1 block of dirt is all you have.

I wish people would stop killing me on the server I'm in. I've died about five times already, and lost heaps of stuff.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. You join our server, and I willingly take you in.

I wish my corruption actually did work.

**snurl**

Granted. It works- on you. Whatever corruption you dole out happens to you instead of the one whos wish you are corrupting.

I wish Jimmy Johnson wins on Sunday.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, he wins the national not being alive competition.

I wish for strawberries.

**p_gray99**

Granted. You are buried under 3 tonnes of strawberries.
I wish to start eating these strawberries.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, you start, but I chew my way through the mountain of sweet fruity deliciousness and burst out the side. I then eat you, and then eat the strawberries.

I wish for Fansproject's Bruticus addon kit, and an Energon Bruticus set to use it with.

**Decio**

Granted. But, you 'explode' with strawberry red and meat goodness from eating the 3 tons of strawberries and p_gray99.

I wish that I had the ingenuity, resources, and permission to establish the Tesla Suit for military and nonmilitary uses.

**snurl**

Granted. You do and you begin, but you are soon visited by representatives of Conn Edison power company and are never heard from again.

I wish someone would complete the original Tesla power plant outside NY city.

**Coolyo294**

Granted, but it's a mad scientist that uses the power of Tesla to control the world.

I wish the Dakkacraft Tekkit server wasn't down.

**snurl**

Granted. Its up but it keeps dropping your connection.

I wish this cat would go sleep somewhere else.

**p_gray99**

Granted. It decides to sleep on top of your head. If you try to move it, it digs its claws in. Also, you have to say "hail darko!" at least once a minute or it tries to kill you.

I wish more people read my great work of literature.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. They condemn it as the Second coming of Twilight (Third coming if you count fifty shades of Gray. (Oh, snap. Fifty shades of P_Gray...)

I wish for a happy kitten.

**p_gray99**

Granted. Then it grows up and becomes another Darko.

I wish people read my story, enjoyed it, and posted comments about it.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. They enjoy it, but they're all trolls and post stupid and hurtful comments on it.

I wish for apple crumble. Is that too much to ask for?

**Grey Templar**

You get Apple Crumble, but its rotten.

I wish Twilight never existed.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, instead the author wrote Sparkly Vampire Chronicles, which is exactly the same, just with a different name.

I wish for a Hatsune Miku figma figure.

**liquidjoshi**

Nope.

I wish for more corrupted wishes.

**Squigsquasher**

Someone isn't playing by the rules. As a result, you are molested by Daemomettes with wangs.

I ask again, I wish I had a Hatsune Miku figma figure.

**Decio**

Granted, it's a Lego minifigure.

I wish for 100 Lego men with guns.

**liquidjoshi**

Ok.

Screw the rules I have money!

I wish for green hair, and someone to get the reference.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted. I get the reference, it was bad and you should feel bad. You have green hair, on account of the fact you are a life sized Yotsuba Kowai doll. You spend your infinite lifespan being hugged by a sweaty 4chan troll.

Also, Hatsune Miku LEGO would be awesome.

I wish for a comfy matress.

**Coolyo294**

Granted. Too bad for you it's a carniverous mattress that uses its comfiness to lure in prey.

I wish I didn't have to give a presentation about Komodo Dragons tomorrow.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. You have to listen to one instead.

I wish my Amazoness WHFB "fandex" would get more feedback.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, its negative and mostly consists of complaints that there isn't nearly enough fanservice.

I wish Twilight fans would realize how horrible they look and how stupid the whole thing is.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. They become Bieber fans.

Standard bieber killing wish.

I wouldnt mind negative feedback BTW. It would at least give me some corrections to make. Ugh the fantasy proposed rules is so not highly traveled.

**Decio**

Squigsquasher wrote:
Granted. I get the reference, it was bad and you should feel bad. You have green hair, on account of the fact you are a life sized Yotsuba Kowai doll. You spend your infinite lifespan being hugged by a sweaty 4chan troll.

Also, Hatsune Miku LEGO would be awesome.

I wish for a comfy matress.

Glad to have helped. Also, nice Yotsuba reference.

Granted, Beiber dies at age 250, when his heart finally gives out. In the afterlife, however, the Emperor praises Beiber as inspiring and gives him command of a legion of Beiber guardsmen.

I wish that the above corruption could be revoked without upsetting the Emprah.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. It upsets the Chaos Gods instead. Have fun with eternal torture.
I wish I had a legion of loyal Necrons at my command. Real life-size ones. With working weapons and everything.

**Far Seer**

Granted. They systematically wipe out the human race. It then dawns on them that you are a human as well.

I wish there were no forum ninjas.

**snurl**

Granted. No Ninjas here, just trolls and grammar nazis.

I wish for a link to P_gray99's work of fiction.