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Granted, with no vampires left they come after you.

I wish I had more Dakka, lots more.

Granted. You are a Dakka Mod. You can't let it out of your sight for an instant - knowing what will transpire here if you do.

I wish for a chance to see The Hobbit this weekend.

Sure. It's filled with sparkly vampires instead.

I wish every brony hater turned into a brony.

Granted. The world is now full of angsty, self-loathing jerks.

I wish Monolith didn't feth up the F.E.A.R series.

Sure. They fethed up every other series instead.

I wish I could aim better.

Granted, your aim while relieving yourself has improved considerably.

I wish I had more money.

 liquidjoshi wrote:
Sure. They fethed up every other series instead.

I wish I could aim better.

Haven't they already?
Monolith are bad at making sequels, it seems.

Anyway, granted, You get a lot of monopoly money.
I wish I had the largest pumpkin pie in existence.

Granted. You also have the largest mess in existence (even bigger than the U.S. debt!). Also, weight gain, assuming you eat the pie and don't trap liquidjoshi in it or something.

I wish that my parents were better at figuring consoles out.

Granted. They are so good at it that you never get a chance to get near it again.

I wish I knew how many Nazi Zombies to paint.

Granted, you know that you'll never be able to paint the number of nazi zombies you'll need, give up, and go do something slightly more productive.

I wish for a COD Black ops 2 styled Stormtrooper video game.

Granted. You have the game. But the system its written for has yet to be developed.

I wish you would help me paint Nazi Zombies while you wait.

Granted, but my painting skills suck and most of the models look bad. And I spilled your paint by accident.

I wish I had a time machine.

Granted, but you can only go between the present and 10 past 7, a week last tuesday. Enjoy.

I wish I had a bigger cupboard.

Granted. Its Big. You wander in looking for a box of cereal and are never heard from again.

I wish to see The Hobbit again soon.

Granted. Unfortunately, they have recalled the film and remade it. It is now a ripoff of the sparkly vampire series.

I wish for an uncorrupted, granted wish. (Be as creative as possible please guys!)

You are now a women
I wish i was a ork

Granted. A female ork. And that wasn't exactly creative.

I wish for everyone's chains of logic suddenly became unpredictable and really odd.

Their are no female orks fungi har har har.

Granted everyones chain of logic becomes Orky logic

 Lord General Cheese wrote:
Their are no female orks fungi har har har.

Granted everyones chain of logic becomes Orky logic

No wish. No mercy. Acid bath + you = painful death.

I wish for my logic to be more understandable.

Your logic is now under stood by only orks

I wish to be the Warboss

 Lord General Cheese wrote:
Your logic is now under stood by only orks

I wish to be the Warboss

Granted. I defeat you in single combat, then behead you.

I wish Lord Cheese here would stop wishing for orky stuf and korruptin' usin' orky stuf.
P.S. You just got owned

Granted but now i will corrupt with kroot stuff

I wish to go back to Orky stuff

Granted, you get fisted by Gazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka. With his Power Klaw. Ouch.

I wish for a Squid Girl Figma.

Granted. But them sneakin Grots dun stole it before you wuz aware you had it.

I wish for a quick week.

Granted you had a quick life your now dead.

I wish to have revenge on Gazghkull

Granted. You dont return books to his library. You feel vindicated.

I wish I have a quick week and dont die at the end of it.

Bam weeks over only human left after friday and the only other living creature is a female toy poodle.

I wish more people will check out mek town

granted. it is soon so filled with people that it floods

i wish that there weren't so many little kids on xbox live

Granted - only the elderly are on x box live. You soon get bored of going roung a corner and seeing people running in circles while staring at the floor and jumping randomly. All online conversations with headsets are now either people complaining things used to be better, complaining this new fangled stuff doesn't make any sense or trying to offer all and sundry cups of tea while they talk about various ailments.

I wish for the longest wish corruption yet attempted.

Granted. Unfortunately it involves you being strung up from the roof of a meat warehouse with a rope made of dead eels, whilst a thousand Rebecca Black clones sing "Friday". Squid Girl arrives and starts slapping the Rebecca Black clones away with her tentacles, but then Sanae arrives, causing her to accidentally squirt you with ink, and she then runs away from her adorable but completely insane admirer. The eel rope then breaks, showering you with eel guts and landing you on a semi frozen cow carcass. Then several very, very fat men with diarrhoea and gonorrhea turn up, turkey slap you, perform a bukkake session over you, and then sit on you. Fortunately Samus Aran arrives and blasts the men apart. Unfortunately you are as a result coated with diarrhoea, fat and intestines, a great deal of which gets in your mouth. Then, just as Samus is about to rescue you, Ridley arrives and she has to chase him off. Then the Angel Arael arrives and mind rapes you. Fortunately Shinji, Asuka and Rei arrive in their Eva units and destroy Arael. However, you are then teleported to the cave of the Great Mighty Poo, who sings opera and rams your head up his arse. Fortunately you are then teleported to the realm of Slaanesh, where a beautiful Daemonette nurses you back to health. Unfortunately as payment you have to let her anally violate you. Then you are transported to King Harkinian's castle, and are forced to listen to the King calling you "mah boi" and prattling on about dinner. Then Instrumentality arrives. Then Shinji undoes Instrumentality and you crawl from the LCL only to find Eggman waiting for you, wearing a mankini. Then the whole cycle repeats itself over and over again.

I wish my PC would arrive.