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**snurl**

Granted. They are. But the shop is on top of a mountain guarded by vicious huntsman spiders and kangaroos.

I wish somebody sold Windsor & Newton brushes around here.

**master of ordinance**

Granted they do. But only at ridiculous prices and on an island surrounded by lakes of fire and lava and guarded by angry scotsmen who have been denied their whisky and are weilding Haggis and porridge

I wish for that the Warwitch siren and the Necrotech + Scrapthrall models i have ordered would arrive so i can get the first phase of my Cryx done

**snurl**

Granted. But they seem to be made from Finecast.

I wish my cat would find something else to do while I'm painting.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - your cat decides to use your shoe as a toilet. You don't find out till you decided to go out and you put it on.

I wish all my mini's were painted and based.

**master of ordinance**

They are. But painted with snot and vomit and based with cat litter from the box of 10 moggys with chronic Diohrea

I wish to lead the charge of war against the Bronys fortress

**master of ordinance**

snurl wrote:
Granted. But they seem to be made from Finecast.

Why snurl, why

**Breotan**

master of ordinance wrote:
I wish to lead the charge of war against the Bronys fortress

Granted. But you're leading the Carebear army to victory.

I wish Forge World would hurry up and release the next HH book.

**Far Seer**

Granted. This time they use gold leaf instead of paper for the pages at $300 for each book.

I wish I had the first HH book.

**snurl**

Granted. But the taint of chaos is strong in it and whenever you go near it tries to bite you.

I wish I didn't have to go outside today.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted. You may never leave.

I wish for a good weekend.

**Matt.Kingsley**

granted. Unfortunately, while you are have a 'good' weekend, everyone else is having the greatest weekend ever!

I wish that I had the paints and brushes I need to paint my models now, as well as some superglue.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You forget to close the caps one day, and all your paints and glue dries out.
I wish I had more time to devote to modelling and painting.

**snurl**

Granted. You are marooned on a deserted island in the south pacific. Now if only GW would deliver there.

I wish to startup playing Mordheim again.

**Far Seer**

Granted. No one wants to play with you though.

I wish GW paid more attention to their specialist games.

**hotsauceman1**

Granted. Their rules get butchered and their prices skyrocket.
I wish I had to power to rule all of mankind.

**snurl**

Granted. Youu do, but first you must wash one hundred million filthy automobiles with only a 3/0 paintbrush, and if you miss a spot you must start again.

I wish I could find the rest of my Mordheim stuff.

**Far Seer**

Granted. You find it all sticky and in pieces, as a baby vandal decided to trash your house.

I wish I started wargaming at an earlier age.

**snurl**

Granted. You did but your mum freaked out when she saw that the figures were made of lead, which is evil, and she trashed it all.

I wish somebody made some kneeling legs for Mordheim figures.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - however it's one guy making them, and he can only be reached on foot and lives in deepest darkest norfolk.

I wish I wasn't tired.

**Far Seer**

Granted. You're wide awake for the rest of your life, but that doesn't change your body's need for sleep.

I wish I had space marine sleeping powers.

**Breotan**

Granted. You can now put any Space Marine to sleep at your command. It just takes you about 60-90 days of constant talking in front of a wide-awake Space Marine to say that command.

I wish the rumored Tau "dreadknight" walker won't be a terribad asthetic.

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. It is not. Now the Tau have dreadknights and, according to the fluff, they're a Tau invention that the Grey Knights purchased from the empire for one million credits. Also, the Tau are secretly in cahoots with the Grey Knights and Tau ethereals frequently join the ranks of the Grey Knights to better fight the warp.

I wish my wisdom teeth would magically stop existing so I won't have to get them removed.

**Far Seer**

Granted. They poof, but all your other teeth are infected with a terrible condition as a result of the aftereffects. Now you need to get them removed.

I wish managing multiple armies was easier.

**snurl**

Granted. Everything is organised by the numbers. But you cannot remember how to use any of it.

I wish I could find more Mordheim figures.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - you start to feel a pain in your lower back. You are sent for a x-ray and you find you have 3 Mordheim figures lodged in your kidneys. The operation to remove them is a success, but the figures are ruined.

I wish everybody in the world would give me 1 pence.

Edit: each.

**Far Seer**

Granted. You suffocate under the immense pile of coins.

I wish I could grow 6 pairs of arms whenever I wanted to aid in my painting.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. It's a slow, painful process to grow and shrink them from your body. Rather messy, too.
I wish I had a Valentine who liked 40K.

**snurl**

Granted. But she thought you meant 40K diamonds and leaves in a huff.

I wish this glue would dry quicker.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, it set in the tube.

I wish my wife could see that I NEED warp talons and an adl for valentines day...

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. She does, decides that you're shallow, begins to wander and you catch her having an affair.

I wish for more monetary income.