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**PredaKhaine**

Granted. Great, now we're all buried under the new crust of 30 feet of cheese which covers the entire planet. But at least we're celebrating it.

I wish for some fething HUGE crackers.

**snurl**

Granted. But they are too thin to hold the cheese without crumbling.

I wish for A Sicilian Pizza with the works. Except Anchovies.

**helgrenze**

Granted - Its made from real Sicilians, guns included..... not that it helped them any.

I wish for my football team to have a perfect season.

**thenoobbomb**

Granted - you don't have to play and are immediately granted the cup.

I wish that school will be easy this year!

**Desubot**

Granted - you will be destined to flunk all classes no mater what effort you put, have a nice year of coasting knowing you must repeat again next year.

I wish i could control the flow of time.

**FoWPlayerDeathOfUS.TDs**

Granted, you can go foward and backward by 59631 years and 41129 years respectively. Have fun.

I wish whatever I write happens.

**marrowick**

Granted. But now you have Writers block.

**Desubot**

NO WISH - enjoy your super herpes

I wish it for a sandwich

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, it's made from the rare antartic giant albino cave penguin. You're arrested and thrown in the worst jail ever for killing an endangered species. Oh and you also live in the world H.P. Lovecraft created.

I wish for a ravenous flock of piranhas to devour Sri-Lanka. (Becouse I can.)

**Grey Templar**

Granted, but they also devour you in the process.

I wish for pie!

**sing your life**

Granted. have your PI:

I wish I could finally get my David Bowie vocaloid.

**snurl**

Granted. You get a David Bowie Vocaloid. Its a piece of junk and the damn thing wont work.

I wish for some mosquito repellent.

**Desubot**

Granted but it attracts fire ants

I wish i had an extension to my house so that i may have a game room.

**snurl**

Granted. But it is made of finecast and has thousands of tiny holes in it.

I wish for ant repellant.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted but it attracts mosquitos

I wish for a boring day.

**gohkm**

Granted, but it is a day over an unending landscape of featureless, textureless, unrelenting white.

I wish some of my colleagues were more conscientious of responding to client requests.

**sing your life**

Granted. They respond with BEWBS.

I wish the miniatures for warmachine were cheaper.

**snurl**

Granted. But now they are Epic Warmachine scale.

I wish for a magnifying glass.

**Desubot**

Granted but it is always out of reach in between you and the brightest source of light, at the right angle to put a spot on your head.

I wish hump day was over.

**sing your life**

granted but it's now hump night.

I wish citadel base, layer, edge and technical [not shade, dry, glaze and texture] paints came in 18ml dropper bottles for the same price as the current pots.

**snurl**

Granted. They all come in 18ml dropper bottles now but all the names are different again and of course this has all resulted in another price increase.

I wish for Matt Ward-like powers.

**BladeTX**

Granted, but now everything you do revolves around space marines... eeeeeverything...

I wish Tau got nerfed.

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted all the models now are armed with little tiny Nerf Guns

I wish for telepathic powers

**snurl**

Granted. You can move your fingers just by thinking about it.

I wish for a Nerf gun.

**helgrenze**

Granted - You are now the proud owner of a 44magnum made completely out of Nerf.

I wish for some really good bbq.

**Rotary**

Wish granted, but the food wasn't cooked all the way through and you spend the next 2 days on the toilet.

I wish a good painter would paint my army for me.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - you now have a bright pink, lemon yellow and flourescent green army.
Just looking at it makes people ill.

I wish for maple coated bacon.

**Stephanius**

Granted - you savour the merging of sugar and grease - unfortunately, some zealots ruin your feast by bombing the Lucky Mountain Piggy restaurant you are in.

I wish for world peace and happiness, with a side order of my little pony unicorns.

**Overlord Thraka**

PredaKhaine wrote:
Granted - you now have a bright pink, lemon yellow and flourescent green army.
Just looking at it makes people ill.

That actually sounds kinda cool

Back to the topic at hand

Granted. But this happens on a alien world so engulfed in war that the mere idea of peace makes things explode. An the pony unicorns are evil. Evil evil evil evil evil evil.

i wish for psychic powers

**marrowick**

PredaKhaine wrote:
Granted - you now have a bright pink, lemon yellow and flourescent green army.
Just looking at it makes people ill.

Except of course for the Noise marines of Slaneesh.