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**sing your life**

Granted, but it's a my little pony and talks in an annoying voice.

I wish for ch-ch-ch-changes.

**snurl**

Granted. David Bowie re-arranges your spine.

I wish for fast drying sign paint.

**marrowick**

Granted the sign is that the world is going to end. And it's true.

I wish for anything I want.

**Optio**

Granted but it all breaks in a month.
I wish to be able to stop and start time at my command.

**Rotary**

Granted, unfortunately since you are subject to time also you are unable to start it again and we all stay paused forever.

I wish to win the dice roll off tonight at my station so I don't have to do dishes.

**snurl**

Granted. You win. Winner has to do dishes tonight.

I wish for more dinosaurs.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you are eaten by a vicious pack of Coelophysis.

I wish for Dinosaurs and a fully functional 12 gauge and 500 rounds of deer slugs.

**snurl**

Granted. You can just see the gun and ammo behind all the dinosaurs.

I wish for more animatronic dinosaurs.

**marrowick**

Granted. They eat you.

I wish for a fountain.

**snurl**

Granted. It only works when you are not looking at it.

I wish my animatronic dinosaur worked better.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, it eats you faster.

I wish I had some Chocolate.

**snurl**

Granted. You find it in your old winter coat pocket. Its covered with lint and hair and other unrecognizable bits, but its choclate.

I wish there was a closeby place to buy pneumatic parts.

**sing your life**

Granted, but they pneument into your crotch.

I wish I new how to paint NMM bronze.

**snurl**

Granted. You know how, but you never have a reason to.
I wish for a bigger compressor.

**sing your life**

snurl wrote:
Granted. You know how, but you never have a reason to.

*smacks face*

I do have a reason to want to paint NMM bronze, It's for painting the NMM surfaces I don't want to be steel coloured.

OT: Granted, It's 0.00000001 square millimetres larger.

I wish for Matt Ward to be at Games day UK so this conversation can take place:

Matt: Why do you hate me?

[I stare at him]

Me: You ruined Innocent fluff.

Matt: A means to the end.

Me: You made Grey knights behave like khorne worshippers!

Matt: I made it clear that chaos could tempt even someone as incorruptable as a knight.

Me: YOU BETRAYED THE LORE!!!

Matt:LOOOOORRRREEE!!!!!!!!!!

**Rotary**

Granted, sadly he becomes enraged and hits you over the head with a metal grey knight land raider causing you to pass out and forget the conversation ever took place.

I wish starbucks would reduce their prices on iced coffee.

**marrowick**

Granted. They no longer sell iced coffee

**snurl**

No wish. You are brewed into a new Starbucks flavour, Marrowick - Mocha Nougat. No one buys it so you are washed into the sewers.

I wish NMM bronze was available in a pot.

**mudhutman222**

Granted, unfortunately the pot is the size of an ant. I wish I had more money.

**ferret61**

Granted but due to rising inflation it is worth nothing
I for some cake

**snurl**

You didn't type "wish". No cake for you. Ever.

I wish for a good movie to watch that I havn't seen before.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - I hypnotise you into thinking Batman and Robin is
A)Good
B)Something you haven't seen before.

I wish for inspiration.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, your inspired to create Kingdom Death's wet nurse's sick twisted male counterpart and post pictures all over the internet and take credit for it, have fun being kicked out society!

I wish I could turn into a truly immortal dragon with permanent youth and perfect health.

**PredaKhaine**

ChaoticMind wrote:
Granted, your inspired to create Kingdom Death's wet nurse's sick twisted male counterpart and post pictures all over the internet and take credit for it, have fun being kicked out society!

I wish I could turn into a truly immortal dragon with permanent youth and perfect health.

Granted. you are now " a truly immortal dragon with permanent youth and perfect health" IN SPESS! enjoy floating about for the rest of ever.

No wish - do your worst.

**Optio**

No wish...
On a visit to Cardiff you get sucked through the rift in time and space straight into the path of an oncoming galactic space cruiser. No body is ever recovered.
I wish for all exam moderators to be shot for the sheer laziness and stupidity they have recently shown.

**SPARKEYG**

Granted, but you are caught in the cross-fire.

I wish for cell phone battery that doesn't need charging more often than once a day.

**Optio**

Granted but you soon start to miss all your apps and fancy smart phone gizmo's.

**Rotary**

No wish- the next time you go to paint a figure you find out the paint factory mistakenly filled the bottle with an acidic adhesive. You spend the rest of your life having a space marine merged with where your finger used to be.

I wish i had a better computer.

**Desubot**

Granted.........dave.

I wish for a PBJ sandwich.

**Optio**

Granted, it has an extra side order of maggots.
I wish to find the best deal at colours on Saturday