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**sing your life**

Granted, made entieraly of flayed ones and the old metal necron lords.

I wish for cheese.

**welshhoppo**

Granted

Spoiler:

I wish for cotten buds.

**marrowick**

Granted. But someone glued them to rabbits and they ran off into a heard of rabbit and you have to find them.

**sing your life**

No wish. I was going to explain what happens to you but it would be too explicit for the family-friendly forum.

I wish for a bunny.

**welshhoppo**

Granted, its this one

Spoiler:

I wish for dominos pizza to be reasonably priced.

**sing your life**

Granted, they start selling 1km square pizzas for £500 each.

I wsih for a pornagraphic rainbow.

**snurl**

Granted. But it in black & white.

I wish for a WAAC opponent to destroy again.

**Selym**

Granted. You destroyed his face when he beat you in a 40k game. He then destroyed you in court...

I wish that Daemon Princes still had Eternal Warrior

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. But you end up taking pity on him and let him win

I wish for a computer that can play DoWII Retribution

**Selym**

Selym wrote:Granted. You destroyed his face when he beat you in a 40k game. He then destroyed you in court...

I wish that Daemon Princes still had Eternal Warrior

Overlord Thraka wrote:Granted. But you end up taking pity on him and let him win

I wish for a computer that can play DoWII Retribution

You missed a post 3:

**sing your life**

No wish

. You never expect the spanish inquesiation, even when they throw 150 chakrams at you.

I wish for a cake.

**Largeblastmarker**

warp cake. you slowly go mad.

i wish for a new basecoat brush, and some more mtg foil cards

**snurl**

Granted. Your new basecoat brush is featured on your new MTG foil card. But its a common.

I wish it was easier to remove latex makeup from my hair.

**Selym**

Granted. But the latex is transferred to your tongue, and you can only ever taste latex for the rest of your life.

I wish Daemon Princes still had Eternal Warrior.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, you find out that you can give a dp eternal warrior but you have to buy the £30 black legion supplement to do so. And its only available in digital format.
I wish the hardback version was available to buy now.

**Selym**

PredaKhaine wrote:
Granted, you find out that you can give a dp eternal warrior but you have to buy the £30 black legion supplement to do so. And its only available in digital format.
I wish the hardback version was available to buy now.

Granted, it comes free with a £100 limited edition version of the digital one, which is exactly the same as the normal one, except £100, with a free hardback version.

I wish GW would stop raising its prices.

**marrowick**

Granted. The prices are now in the hundreds for a single model and will stay there for the rest of the company's existence.

**sing your life**

No wish. You accidentally glue your penis to a model.

I wish people would stop forgetting to make wishes.

**Selym**

Granted. However, all future corruptions happen to you, too.

I wish that Nurgle would hug me!

**snurl**

Granted. He never lets go.

I wish Halloween lasted for a week instead of just one day.

**Selym**

snurl wrote:
Granted. He never lets go.

Aww, thanks

snurl wrote:
I wish Halloween lasted for a week instead of just one day.

Granted, but all the costumed become real monsters.

I wish to become a Daemon Prince of Nurgle

**snurl**

Granted. Except your costume is nurgling sized, so you become one and wind up getting stepped on a lot by bigger critters.

I wish for more painting time.

**sing your life**

Granted, but you don't have any models to paints, so your painting time is useless.

I wish I was Bane!

**Selym**

Granted! Bane of my life. I shoot you.

I wish to exist.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. You exist in the 40k universe and are eaten by tyranids. I wish weeks had 8 days.

**snurl**

Granted. Milk goes bad faster than ever now.

I wish for time to play.

**Rotary**

Granted but there is no one to play against.

I wish for my life to be joyful.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted. You find joy in public summary executions of random scrubs you find on the streets. The general populace "misunderstands" how this provides you joy and "judges" you for it.

I wish I would get back to my optimal speed in the 100 yard breaststroke.

**snurl**

Granted. You just cant ever stop laughing in your padded cell.

I wish miniatures grew on trees.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you now have a large tree in your yard. It produces yearly crops of Nagash, Orc Cheerleader, and lifesize Pedobear models.

I wish I had a tree that grew Devastator Centurion models.