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**Selym**

snurl wrote:
Granted. They grew through your front and straight out your back.

I wish for a fish-slap.

Granted. It slaps, burns and electrocutes you. It then swings back round over and over until you decide you've had enough, at which point you realize you're held in place by some kind of floor-to-nipple solid METHUL BAWKS.

I wish to watch this spectacle.

**Largeblastmarker**

granted, but instead you watch the old ultramarines movie 5 times over. in Japanese. with nothing to eat or do.

I wish that captain mordacai blaylock had a model (conversions are hard!)

**snurl**

Granted. Its a Cibi-Blaylock. Made of failcast.

I wish for a showdown.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. Between Justin Beiber, One Direction and Jedward.
In a sing off.
And your right at the epicentre.

I wish for a plastic warhound scout titan at affordable prices

**master of ordinance**

Grey Templar wrote:
Granted, you now have a large tree in your yard. It produces yearly crops of Nagash, Orc Cheerleader, and lifesize Pedobear models.

I wish I had a tree that grew Devastator Centurion models.

Also, what is this Pedo-Bears that you speak of?

**Selym**

master of ordinance wrote:
Granted. Between Justin Beiber, One Direction and Jedward.
In a sing off.
And your right at the epicentre.

I wish for a plastic warhound scout titan at affordable prices

Granted. It's 1" tall and is GW's view of reasonably priced (£199 for the standard one, £399 for one that comes with a printout of a design sketch for a standard marine in the next ultrasmurf dex).

I wish for only awesome things to happen ever.

**snurl**

Granted. Everyone has awesome things happen all the time. When they do you get slapped with awesome fish.

I wish to see the end of the showdown finish with the fish slapping dance.

**master of ordinance**

You do. Its a naked dance between you and snookie

I wish for a lifesize poster of a Space Marine.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, its 1" tall as that's how tall Space Marine models are.

I wish I had some beer.

**snurl**

Granted. You had some awesome ice cold beer but you traded it for a kewl poster of a space marine.

I actually met Snookie once. I would not kick her out of bed.

I wish for the beer that got traded away for the space marine poster.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, but then you attend a calculus class and are arrested for drinking and deriving. (Seriously, though, know your limits

)

I wish for a spraygun to prime my guardsmen models.

**Rotary**

Granted but you accidentally use too much paint thinner and melt all your guardsmen.

I wish my step kid would stop screaming when playing video games with his friends at night.

**snurl**

Granted. He is very quiet.
Too quiet.
You wonder what he is up to now.

I wish to get started.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - you get started. You're on a 28 mile run and if your running speed drops below 15, a bomb will go off. And you'll get slapped with a fish. Its the same fish thats been used to slap everyone in this thread and its starting to go off now...

I wish for a new pet.

**dakkajet**

Granted
But the new pet bites and has a habbit of stealing food.

I wish that it'll snow this Xmas.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. Your caught in a blizzard and turn into a snowman.

I wish for wiskey

**Selym**

Granted. It is poured into your wounds after the slapping fish grows thorns and slaps you.

I wish to not be part of the slappage.

**Harkonnen13**

Granted. You're part of the seepage.

I wish I could go to sleep.

**Selym**

Granted. But you get rudely awoken at 3:00 am by the slapping fish, and can't get back to sleep.

I wish for the fish to start slapping everyone in this thread.

**snurl**

Granted. Including you.

I wish sleep was optional.

**Selym**

Granted. But you are 250% more likely to grow a brain tumor if you don't sleep.

I wish to motivate myself to complete my coursework :(

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - You are more motivated. I'm waiting to slap you with the fish the second you get distracted.

I wish for a mogwai.

**Selym**

Error: 404, define:mogwai not found. Resolve:Slap_PredaKhaine

I wish to own GW.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, everyone points to you as a rabid lynch mob storms GW HQ demanding the person who made all of GW's stupid decisions. As they lift you off the ground with the noose to slowly kill you the dakkaites slap you with rotting thorny fish.

I wish for Sylem to rise from the grave and scare GW into telling the share holders to suck it up, the economy sucks and we'll just go under if you keep demanding the current level of return.

**Selym**

ChaoticMind wrote:
Granted, everyone points to you as a rabid lynch mob storms GW HQ demanding the person who made all of GW's stupid decisions. As they lift you off the ground with the noose to slowly kill you the dakkaites slap you with rotting thorny fish.

I wish for Sylem to rise from the grave and scare GW into telling the share holders to suck it up, the economy sucks and we'll just go under if you keep demanding the current level of return.

Granted, Sylem the Daemon Prince of Nurgle rises from death and infects the entire world. I, Selym, however, am still dead.

I wish to be happy.

**helgrenze**

Granted... You are happy.. and so grateful that Jerry Garcia Rises from his grave to sue you.

I wish for Oatmeal.

**Selym**

Granted. But you are inducted into the slapping fish circle.

The fish now spews oatmeal.

I wish to not have to smell this fish, it's starting to rot.

**SkavenLord**

Granted. You just eat it instead.

I wish for every tree to be walrus shaped and bear fish instead of fruit.

**Selym**

Granted. A Bear Fish a day keeps safety away.

I wish to be The Warp.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, you are the warp. You didn't specify which warp though, so you get to be the t-t-t-t-t-timewarp.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtkdo7bOmJc

I wish the walrus shaped fish trees got accidentally cross bred with triffids...