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Granted. His replacement makes you take them home for care over the weekend.

I wish the game wasn't cancelled due to snow.

Granted, it is cancelled due to overwhelming radiation levels

I wish I didnt have to do coursework on grass species... -_-

 sierra 1247 wrote:
Granted, it is cancelled due to overwhelming radiation levels

I wish I didnt have to do coursework on grass species... -_-

Granted. It must now be a 100,000 word spoken lecture on Quantum Physics, and how normal people can use it on a day-to-day basis.
Failure will result in being handed over to the DE.

I wish for £31.

 Selym wrote:

 sierra 1247 wrote:
Granted, it is cancelled due to overwhelming radiation levels

I wish I didnt have to do coursework on grass species... -_-

Granted. It must now be a 100,000 word spoken lecture on Quantum Physics, and how normal people can use it on a day-to-day basis.
Failure will result in being handed over to the DE.

I wish for £31.

Granted, however it is in old english pounds and is now virtually useless

I wish i had a later start at work tomorrow

 sierra 1247 wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 sierra 1247 wrote:
Granted, it is cancelled due to overwhelming radiation levels

I wish I didnt have to do coursework on grass species... -_-

Granted. It must now be a 100,000 word spoken lecture on Quantum Physics, and how normal people can use it on a day-to-day basis.
Failure will result in being handed over to the DE.

I wish for £31.

Granted, however it is in old english pounds and is now virtually useless

No wish!

You have now spent several days stressing over the lecture, only to have forgotten it when you are given the moment to speak it.
You are given to the DE. *Muahahahaha!!*

I wish for £31 GBP sterling, in legal modern currency.

EDIT: Got reverse-ninja'd...

Granted. You get the cash, then it is stolen by a ninja.

I wish to paint a lot tonight.

Granted.. you spend the night painting lines in a Walmart parking lot.

I wish I hadn't slept all day.

Granted. You havn't slept in weeks. You are mistaken for a zombie and shot in the head.

I wish for more room to put miniatures.

Granted, you now have a wormhole to put all your miniatures, unfortunatley they disappear somewhere in space and you can never find them again.

I wish for a later start at work tomorrow, (again)

Granted. You dont start until 5 minutes before quitting time. You wonder why your paycheck is so small.

I wish some kid would come by and offer to shovel snow from my driveway.(for a generous amount of cash)

 snurl wrote:
Granted. You dont start until 5 minutes before quitting time. You wonder why your paycheck is so small.

I wish some kid would come by and offer to shovel snow from my driveway.(for a generous amount of cash)

Well I'm an apprentice so its a pathetic paycheck anyways

And granted, but its me.... enjoy...

I wish for netflix

granted, but you can't watch Breaking Bad on it.

I wish hobbit 3 would come out NOW.

Granted. But there is only one print and you must travel to New Zealand to see it.

I wish the cold weather was over already.

Granted. Now you melt.
I wish that someone could make wrchskshdnekchglaldjfkchrjalpakwowkdjfncjchxjskeofoakwkdodhwhhfi a word.

Granted. It is a word in a dead South American language for mass-genocides initiated by petty squabbles, and everybody hates you if you even think about that word, or use that language.

I wish I was healthy, not sick.

Granted, your now Immortal and get to spend the rest of eternity watching all the people you hold dear die slowly. Enjoy

I wish for the golf course to get ravaged by disease...

Granted, but the disease spreads killing all life on the planet, except for golfers, as first exposed they become nurgle hosts to the disease.

I wish for fish jokes and wishes.

Granted. Fish jokes are scaled up, until you wish they were FINished.
I wish for new shiny stuff.

 snurl wrote:
Granted. Fish jokes are scaled up, until you wish they were FINished.
I wish for new shiny stuff.

Granted, but the shiny new stuff is the new Tyranids codex (OHHH TOPICAL!)

I wish the air-con in this building wasn't broken.

Granted. The Air Conditioning works perfectly. Too bad the furnace quit and its -10 outside.

I wish for a speedy dentist appointment.

Granted, the dentist drops the running drill in your lap and turns a dentist appointment into an emergency room visit.

I wish for cephalopods and madness.

Granted, you believe Cephalopods are burrowing into your brain and everyone else believes your suffering from extreme madness and a nasty DEFRA man grabs a boltgun.

I wish for it to rain slappy fish from the sky to slap people again..

granted, but the fish slap you to death.

I wish for metal miniatures.

Granted. Metal miniatures pour into your room like sand into an hourglass. You suffer a concussion when hit by a metal titan.

I wish i could find a particular issue of WD when i want it, instead of sorting through the heap.

Granted, but you find that this issue is even worse than usual.

I wish for metal miniatures.

Granted. Again. A metric tonne of metal miniatures crashes through your roof. They are all Grots.

I wish for more room to put painted miniatures.

Granted, you decide to put them all in an incinerator.

I wish for metal miniatures.

Granted, but due to your repetitive wish for the same metal miniatures, any further wishing for said miniatures makes you an increasingly colossal feth hat.

I wish for my Ultramarines Supplement to be both released and in a timely manner.

granted, but it is written by Stephanie meyer.

wish= metal miniatures.

Wish granted, feth hat status increased.

Wish - Ultramarines Supplement.