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Granted. You have a taco. Its from Taco Bell, and it crawls away before you can get a bite.

Convention was awesome, by the way

I wish for time to paint my new old toys.

Granted, but but you have no paint or money to buy new paint with.

I wish for a sandwich. A normal, healthy sandwich with tuna and mayo.

Granted.

It also has mustard in it.

I wish I was in an awesome PnP game...

Granted. You are joined by the most blatant sexists ever seen by sapient beings, making your awesome PnP game suddenly somewhat less awesome.

I wish I had motivation to paint more.

Granted, but have no time to paint anything.

I wish for my homework to be completed.

 BrotherHaraldus wrote:
Granted. You are joined by the most blatant sexists ever seen by sapient beings, making your awesome PnP game suddenly somewhat less awesome.

I wish I had motivation to paint more.

I've been in games like that, makes me so uncomfortable...

But anyway, granted, every answer is wrong, but it is done.

I wish I could make stupid people shut up.

Granted, but the universe considers you stupid and you shut up.

I wish I was an Ork mekboy.

Granted, you invent the shokk attack gun... and roll two ones.

I wish I would fry any insects that touched me, like a bug zapper.

Granted, pulse generated by the contact with an Insect causes a.how get EMP that shuts down.the earths electronic networks. Congrats you just killed.billions of people.

I wish for a better guard.APC than postman pat goes.on pump.my ride...

Granted, pulse generated by the contact with an Insect causes a.how get EMP that shuts down.the earths electronic networks. Congrats you just killed.billions of people.

I wish for a better guard.APC than postman pat goes.on pump.my ride...

Granted. But when loaded with ammo it cant move.
I wish the plumbers were done.

Granted. They are done eating your pipes.
I wish for a flying vegetarian elephant that can't squish me or anything I own.

Granted. It destroys the world's ecology by eating all of the plants and you starve to death because the meat you were going to eat has nothing to feed off.

I wish the government would realise that people need to eat.

Granted. All foods are now distributed through the government. Enjoy your ration of soylent yellow.

I wish for a cheeseburger sub.

Granted you get a cheeseburger sub, and it sinks, and all the crew dies.

I wish I had a box, where when I put something in it, it would come to life.

Granted, putting your 40k models in it, however, proved to be a GRAVE mistake.

I will I didn't need to use five different paints to get the bone color I like on my models.

Granted. Everyone paints their models with Bleached Bone. Bleached Bone matches your models exactly. Now they all look alike.

I wish for Bleached Bone.

Granted, you die out in the desert sun, and your vulture picked remains are quickly bleached by the sun

I wish for JUST enough snow for school to be canceled. just for one day.

Granted, school is canceled...and for some reason it was never canceled again.

I wish could take the best giant robot from all the races, and combine them into a Super gigantic galaxy guarding robot.

Granted, however it is so large, there is nothing for you to reasonably fight. You grow bored, and decide to destroy the universe. You succeed, and now there is no universe. Great job.

I wish I had a robot that could reasonable challenge it, just for the sake of awesome battles.

Granted. The huge robots short each other out, and remain frozen lifeless hulks forever. You get tickets from the city demanding their removal.

I wish every game was as good as tonight's.

Granted, but since every game so good, the ticket prices are about as big as those two robots.

I wish I could punch people through the internet.

Granted. However, every time you do, you get a boot to the head and a fish slap.

You made no wish, so nothing is corrupted.

I wish I had a search engine for non-internet things. I.e. find my missing socks.

Granted. Every time you use it it eats a random pound of your flesh.

I wish I had an automatic potato cannon.

Granted, but hey look like they were painted by a 8 year old.

I wish for a taco.

You get a taco, but I eat it before you can.

I wish my internet connection was faster then super broadband from the future.

Granted, but it's run by Comcast and gets capped at 10kb/s.

I wish I had a Gundam.

Granted, but when you pilot it the army thinks it's a danger and destroys it with you inside.

I wish for funny jokes.

Granted. Look in a mirror.
I wish for less emphasis on space marines in 40K.