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**ChaoticMind**

Granted, the straps are a separate item, the weight without fuel would crush your spine if you tried to wear it, and without sufficient armor the heat hitting your lower extremities melts them due to the ground redirecting the heat during takeoff.

I wish to take over France.

**helgrenze**

ChaoticMind wrote:
Granted, the straps are a separate item, the weight without fuel would crush your spine if you tried to wear it, and without sufficient armor the heat hitting your lower extremities melts them due to the ground redirecting the heat during takeoff.

I wish to take over France.

Why?
Granted, but you are overthrown by a 15yo girl.

I wish we didn't have guests tonight.

**welshhoppo**

Granted, they now own your house and you are the guests.

I wish my socks didn't have holes in them ].

**ChaoticMind**

helgrenze wrote:
ChaoticMind wrote:

...
I wish to take over France.

Why?
...

Because I Can.

welshhoppo wrote:Granted, they now own your house and you are the guests.

I wish my socks didn't have holes in them ].

Granted, they have venomous snakes in them

I wish to conquer ... PENNSYLVANIA!

**snurl**

Granted. Now you are stuck with it.
I wish for a quick shift at work.

**Co'tor Shas**

Granted, you get a only 5min a day shifts. And that's all you are paid for
I wish for official rules for both Imperator-class and Warmonger-class Emperor Battle Titans.

**snurl**

Granted. But the rules contradict every other rule in each phase of the game, and the FAQs break everything even further.

I wish to build a Baneblade.

**welshhoppo**

Granted, but the military thinks you are a terrorist and kills you before you finish it.

I wish for Sisters of Battle to disappear.

**Co'tor Shas**

Granted, but only because GW spiraled into oblivion and somehow proved that it could take back all 40K related things from all players.
I wish for the most powerful super-computer in existence.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, but it runs on Windows Vista 4000.

I wish for a ladder so long, that I could beat in Europe over the head with it while not leaving my home.

**Furyou Miko**

Granted, but only because Europe is now living in your front room.

I wish I was an artificial intelligence living on the internet.

**snurl**

Granted. All you can do is attempt to sell viagra.

I wish gamers could agree on something.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, they agree your an idiot and want nothing to do with you.

I wish I had $42.379642

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, but it's all in pennies.

I wish for Guardsman Fral Bob Leman to become a meme.

**snurl**

Granted. But just as it becomes popular, it takes an arrow to the knee.
I wish for some old Tom & Jerry reruns.

**Co'tor Shas**

Granted, but they're the lost episodes.

I wish for GW to advance the plot.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, but sadly the new writer that they hired to bring the 40k plot back to life was assaulted by a mouse, and can no longer write good. They turn to past writers, and the plot advances...into the ground.

I wish for one more Twilight movie...but this time it centers around Blade as the main character.

**snurl**

Granted. But now he sparkles.

Thanks for the T&J pics.

I wish I could write for GW.

**Co'tor Shas**

Granted, you're the new Matt Ward
I wish for a pancake

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, you get a 5 day old pancake.

I wish for a vending machine where, when I put anything in it, anything could come out!

**Co'tor Shas**

Granted, you get a "U" pipe
I wish for GW to support specialist games again

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, they ruin everything good about them.

I wish for a pet megalodon (a really f

g big shark).

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, you get a megalodon, but Godzilla eated it.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

**Guardsmen Bob**

I wish I didn't double post. Oops.

**Co'tor Shas**

Granted, you think of the best wish, but as this is corrupt a wish, you get the worst thing.
I wish for an end to all pineapples, (although not ones under the sea).

**snurl**

Granted. Now all pineapples are under the sea.

I wish for a lengthy discussion.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, you get into a lengthy discussion in the general thread about something you like in 40k(or other game). Sadly, it devolves into yelling, name calling, and straight-up trolling. The discussion lasts two months, five locked threads, and a two week ban.

If Mjolnir were the ban hammer, then I wish I had the internet equivalent of Captain America's shield.

**snurl**

Granted. You are Banhammerproof. Because no one ever reads your threads or comments.
I wish I never have to use the ignore button again. It just makes me sad.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, I take it away from you for my own personal use.

I wish I could solve any problem by mashing the Face Punch button.

**snurl**

Granted. But when you are wrong, it backfires.

I wish to never be wrong.