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Granted, but you lose your licence to drive it.

I wish for some after market replacements for these stupid Tamiya tank tracks.

Granted, but they are made of butter.

I wish I'd quit responding to Sing Your Life.

Granted. You only slap Guardsman Bob with frogs now.

I wish all tank tracks were made by Tamiya.

Granted, but now they stopped making hobby related stuff to pursue lucrative military contracts.

I wish I was the Lich King for a day.

Granted, being an animated skeleton hurts a gak ton, and a bunch of heroes kill you.
I wish for the blessing of Tzeentch

Granted, you are now blessed with A THIRD PINKIE FINDER!

I wish everyone would just stop slapping me period.

Granted but now they are punching you.

I wish for a Lasgun.

Granted. What you don't know is that it fires backwards and kills you.
I wish for cheesecake.

Granted! Made of those obscene cheeses that have to be full of maggots.

I wish for 1/72 scale aircraft.

Granted, you get a scale model of a paper airplane.

I wish guardsman bob would corrupt this wish... So I can punch him with a frog...

Granted, but thanks to a restraining order, the only Bob you can punch is a signed photograph of me. Have fun.

I wish I could hijack War's Horse, Saints Row style.

Granted. You hijack the horse. You get on and the horse takes you to a 24 hour fish-slapping marathon, where hou are pummeled from the saddle.

I wish for less drama at work.

 snurl wrote:
Granted. You hijack the horse. You get on and the horse takes you to a 24 hour fish-slapping marathon, where hou are pummeled from the saddle.

Doh!

Granted, but since your job is to preform plays, you quickly lose business.

I wish I had space marine armor, to protect me from the fishes!

Granted, but you don't have the black carapace, so you fall over and can't get up.

I wish for the person who next corrupts my wish to be sent to hell where they are slapped by fish for eternity.

Granted. But merely wishing for something in this thread automatically guarantees corruption, so you have in essence corrupted the wish yourself, i am merely the narrator. Have fun in hell, and try to dodge the catfish.

I wish for a nice sized box to store stuff in.

 snurl wrote:
Granted. But merely wishing for something in this thread automatically guarantees corruption, so you have in essence corrupted the wish yourself, i am merely the narrator. Have fun in hell, and try to dodge the catfish.

I wish for a nice sized box to store stuff in.

Granted, but you have nothing to store in your box.

I wish to jump the gun.

Granted. You jump the gun. It goes off. Now you hurt.

I wish for another box.

Granted, but the Blud Ravens steal your metal bawk.

I wish hell had air conditioning.

Granted, but it blows you away [literally]

I wish I had a super powerful computer.

Granted, it's Glados and it's time to TEST

I wish I could see fice minutes intot the future anytime I want to, but not when I didnt want too.

 thepowerfulwill wrote:
Granted, it's Glados and it's time to TEST

I wish I could see fice minutes intot the future anytime I want to, but not when I didnt want too.

Granted, but whenever you choose to you find you with be killed in fice minutes.

I wish for infinity resin.

granted, you now have an infinite amount of resin, your house has now exploded and the resin is flooding out into the universe.

I with for Matt ward to have ABSOLUTELY NO FREAKING part in the creaton, editing or observing of DA NEW ORKY BOOK

Granted, but then you find Ward is now the best codex writer in the universe.

I wish to sell my heart.

(is that even possible?)

granted, you fall in love with a live organ trafficer and have your heart (and several other notable organs) removed... have fun

I with I felt like eating oreos

No wish. You are touched by Jesus. Said touching happens in a Mexican prison.

I wish I could fly.

Granted... You annoyed some thugs who throw you from a rooftop. You manage to fly for all of 17 seconds before you impact the ground.

I wish for $253.21.

Granted, but then you break your leg and have to pay $253.21 in medical bills.

I wish for an inquisitorial warband.

Granted they wish to know if you have killed your daily quota of heretics

I wish I knew how to spell this number; "5"

FICE ISN'T RIGHT WILL! GET IT TOGETHER!

Granted. You have mastered five. But 6 gets you in all sorts of trouble.
I wish for fice Easter Eggs.

You get a box of easter eggs. Not real eggs but the really bad easter eggs they put in video games that are not funny and nobody gets where they are from.

I wish I had a meltagun