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**welshhoppo**

Granted, the reduce the speed of the credits to flesh them out.

I wish to be able to fly to the moon on Orbiter 2010 without getting tossed into the asteroid belt.

**sing your life**

Granted, but after you get to moon you are then tossed into the asteroid belt.

I wish I had plot armour.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted-- the script writers are protecting you up till the point where you'll be forced to make a heroic sacrifice. Most characters get quite upset when the writers reveal that part of the plot before it actually happens, but y'know, oh well.

I wish I read enough TVtropes to know exactly what it was that I just described.

**TheCustomLime**

Granted but now you are 80 from all that time you spent getting side tracked.

I wish I knew German.

**snurl**

Granted. You know German, he's that guy who always sets at the end of the bar, and always seems to be there whenever you go in.
I wish my cat was not sick.

**blood guard26**

granted, but you are, on it

i wish i would lvl up

**welshhoppo**

Granted, you evolve into Homosapienextrememon. However as this is real life you have to suffer as your bones shatter and reform into new shapes and you manage to gain fifty pounds out of mid air. You new evolution is fire based and it starts to rain, you die a sad lonely death after your flame is snuffed out.

I wish for ear buds.

**sing your life**

Granted, flower buds made out of ears.

I wish to bang Lofn. She's so cute.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, but, eh, it seems that Creed scouted multiple video cameras into the room when you weren't looking, and he also scouted himself under the covers. I heard the troopers of the Cadian 8th will pay an arm and a leg for a copy of that footage.

I wish to be a trooper of the Cadian 8th with the means of obtaining contraband.

**Selym**

KommissarKiln wrote:
Granted, but, eh, it seems that Creed scouted multiple video cameras into the room when you weren't looking, and he also scouted himself under the covers. I heard the troopers of the Cadian 8th will pay an arm and a leg for a copy of that footage.

I wish to be a trooper of the Cadian 8th with the means of obtaining contraband.

Granted. You do, however, die horribly to a Bloodthirster on your first deployment as a Whiteshield at the Cadian Gate.

I wish to exist.

**korbenn**

Granted you exist in someones fantasy. A horrible, horrible fantasy. With onions. And hamsterjelly.

I wish I had more original material.

**snurl**

Granted. A dictionary lands on your head with a thump. It has all the words you need, you just need to arrange them into fantastic new material.
I wish to be in the imperial guard.

**sing your life**

Granted. Some Stormcloaks kill you.

I wish I could see that footage of me and Lofn.

**korbenn**

Granted, but like all sex tapes the are embarrassing for all involved. Also someone puts them on the Internet.

I wish Skyrim was longer and had a good Bolter mod.

**Co'tor Shas**

Granted, the into alone takes 6.5 hours minimum. You make the mod, and it's so good that the rest of the mod authors teams up, find where you live, and kill you out of jealousy.
I wish for kittens.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted. Each kitten is a herald of each of the Chaos gods, and the fifth is actually a cute widdle Termagaunt. Your surviving house guests like the Termagaunt better than the others, needless to say.

I wish for babby Termagaunt.

**sing your life**

Granted. It dies because the hive mind didn't give it a digestive system.

I wish I was the king!

**snurl**

Granted. You are king. You are overthrrown in a coup and exiled to Antarctica.
I wish for a nice relaxing weekend.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, this next weekend will be a weekend to end all weekends. Sadly, you died today.

I wish I was the 5,344,232nd costumer on the GW website, and won $2000 in credit for their stuff.

**Selym**

Guardsmen Bob wrote:
Granted, this next weekend will be a weekend to end all weekends. Sadly, you died today.

I wish I was the 5,344,232nd costumer on the GW website, and won $2000 in credit for their stuff.

Granted. Hell froze over, Satan decided to live inside your head, and then you went on a murderous psychotic rampage, eventually ending up in (somehow) an Asylum from 1700's England.

I wish for GW to be a better company.

**sing your life**

Granted. They now know how to effectively make money, by raising the prices.

I wish for lego.

**snurl**

Granted. But in a wild turn of events, GW now runs Lego and has imposed their pricing and release strategy. Black blocks are rumored to be out next month.

I wish my cats could get along with each other better.

**korbenn**

Granted The get along, team up and orchestrate your demise in a ballet of DEATH!

I wish more accesible and affordable 1/48 scale modelkits where made of of verhikels from movies

**sing your life**

Granted. But then they also go OOP and you can only get them on ebay for £250 each.

I wish I was Stalin.

**snurl**

Granted. You are Stalin. You find yourself lying in the dark in a cramped stuffy box.

I wish for some really hot chicken wings.

**korbenn**

Granted, your chicken wings are heated with a meltagun. They are so hot the burst into atoms. You enjoy you atoms. However the radiotion gives you cancer.

I wish for some Squig Jerky.

**sing your life**

Granted, but the squig is still alive and bites you.

I wish to bang Lofn. she's so cute.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted.
... By "bang" you meant firing a bolter, right?

I wish that people would use unbounded armies for very fluffy battles instead of cheese spam.

**snurl**

Granted. But with the new roolz, cheese spam becomes fluffy.

I wish my chicken wings were not quite as hot as above.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, they're heated by flamer, enjoy your chicken wing shaped charcoal briquets.

I wish Pandora radio understood if I put in Twisted Sister as the seed it should stick with vaguely metal songs. (Hair, heavy, death, etc. or just plain metal)