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Granted, however since you cant just add another day to the week, we remove Saturday and replace it with "Freskday", leaving us with 2 days in the weekend.

I wish I was god.

Granted. You are now Wardius, god of poor codexes.
You have no followers.

I wish for some new undead models that do not look like Bionicle hybrids.

Granted, all new undead models released will be barbie dolls taped to cheap dollar store horses spray painted green.

I wish Wardius had some followers

Granted, but one of your followers betrays you and kills you, taking your place.

I wish I hadn't watched three "Five Nights and Freddys" lets plays right before wanting to go to sleep...they will haunt my nightmares forever...

Granted. Instead, you watched a man be brutally murdered on camera.'

I wish Nagash would return me to life so I can end the reign of the false Wardius

Granted, But you are now his slave for eternity, as he forces you to commit heinous crimes of fluff-writing...worse then the BA+Necron brofist.

I wish I would actually paint my models and update my P&M blog (shamless plug)

Granted. You paint all of your models RED in one fell swoop with a can of spray paint, then you blog about it.

I wish Wardius would return to his janitorial career.

Granted. Turns out, he's some how even worse at janitorial work than he is at making codexes. He is promptly fired from every possible job as a janitor, and GW is forced to rehire him.

I wish Wardius was named Walrusid

Granted, but upon being renamed he transforms into a GIANT Walrus that terrorizes Nottigham, including obliterating GWHQ

I wish more people would look at my blog (another shameless plug, will it ever end!)

Granted but everyone who clicks the link ends up mildly disappointed.

I wish DukeBadham's blog featured more 40k Grimdark... and Dakka... and cowbell!

Granted, but the funds needed to buy the extra stuff come from your hobby budget

I wish Pyeatt had a bigger hobby budget for me to plunder

Granted. He diverts all of his income to hobby supplies, which you promptly take. Pyeatt then promptly moves in with you.

I wish the walrus that razed Nottingham was available as a kit.

Granted, but unfortunately it is a 1:1 scale model and you can not build it in an urban area, thus you must buy a farm to build the model.

I wish Pyeatt would wash his own dirty laundary instead of laying on the couch watching netflix

Granted. He moves the washer next to the couch so he can do both.

I wish for bigger Pumpkins.

Granted, they become so large that they engulf the world in their pumpkin glory.

I wish for smaller Pumpkins

Granted. Your pumpkins shrink overnight to the size of Golf Balls, which are stolen and resold at a nearby Country Club.

I wish for the proper tools to begin carving faces into my now gnourmous pumpkin behemoths.

Granted. These tools include a chainsaw, a flamethrower (For cleaning out the insides), and a military grade helicopter. Sadly, you dont have a license for those last two and go to jail.

I wish for appropriately size pumpkins.

Granted, appropriately sized for stars to consume.

I wish we could have pumpkins EXACTLY like they were before this thread.

Granted. Pumpkins have been plotting to destroy the universe, but when they shrunk to golf-ball size there plans where overthrown. Now nothing can stop them, and they will destroy the world with pumpkin-y goodness.

I wish for a small plastic pumpkin about the size of a VC skeleton head

Garnted: Dyslexic genie gives you VC skeleton heads the size of regular pumpkins, rendering WHFB even MORE unplayable.

I wish for a Genestealer Cult supplement.

Granted, however they are Come The Apocalypse with Tyranids.

I wish for an uncorruptable outcome.

The universe crashes just before it can be granted.

I wish to reboot the universe

 Happyjew wrote:
Granted, however they are Come The Apocalypse with Tyranids.

I wish for an uncorruptable outcome.

(this doesnt matter, really. they changed the "Come the Apocalypse" Rule to "Desperate allies + 1", )


Granted: The universe reboots and is now run on Windows Vista.

I wish the universe had more linux penguins

Granted, all planets are replaced with Linux penguins. They cannot sustain a gravitational field or atmosphere, so all life in the universe dies.

I wish the penguins where gone

Granted, the world decided that they should be sent into the sun. However, it will take several months to build the rocket, and the world decided that the penguins should room with you until it's done.

I wish I had more monies.

Granted. You get two monies, which when tax is taken out evens out to exactly .01 monies.

I wish for $20

Granted. You get $20 in McDonalds Halloween gift certificates.

I wish for a pumpkin shaped like a penguin.

Granted, however the gods of wish-granting give you a penguin shaped like a pumpkin.

I wish WW2 wasn't canon

Granted, but World War Pumpkin is.

I wish Pumpkins could be erased from all universes.

Granted, however Starbucks sales drop since they no longer can create the Pumpkin latte, causing them to attempt to genetically engineer new pumpkins, and accidentally creates a batch of pumpkins that crave human flesh.

I wish instead of candy corn we had candy Khorne