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 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Granted. You win narrowly.

I wish for the Sanguine Strike Company.

Amazing, a wish came true. Game was BGNT. I won by 2 points.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Granted, you are snowed in with 20 feet of snow.

I wish for a major severe weather outbreak.

Granted. It is may 25 2011 all over again.

I wish HRP had not shut down.

Granted, it burned down.

I wish I could beat Castlevania II when I was 8 years old.

Granted. Your thumbs have been useless appendages ever since.

I wish for answers.

You get THE TRUTH! WHICH YOU CAN'T HANDLE!

I wish i could handle the truth.

Granted. You can barely handle the truth.

I wish today was Thursday.

Granted, it's Thursday when the storm blows your house down.

I wish I was frozen in Carbonite.

Granted, but you're not cool.

I wish I had like money.

Granted. You have $0.01

I wish for nothing,

Granted. You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

I wish all of these wishes would actually be granted, not just claimed to be granted.

Granted, but everyone dies before they can enjoy their wishes.

I wish I had a special talent, one that I could make a living on.

Granted you are the first masturbator to the king.

I wish I hadn't posted that. Had a few this morning.

Granted. Those posts are deleted.

I wish that I could fall under a severe thunderstorm watch right now.

granted, it kills you.

I wish I had a nicer wallet.

Granted. It's the finest wallet ever made. And it was not yours. You are arrested for theft and promptly sent to the Tower of London.

I wish I had three heads

 Happyjew wrote:
Granted. You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

I wish all of these wishes would actually be granted, not just claimed to be granted.

Glorious! A man of my caliber I do declare!

Granted, they whisper horrible things into your ear at night and drive you to suicide.

I wish my AC was working.

It does but the temperature outside drops to -10 and you can't turn it off.

I wish for more cookies.

Granted. All of your miniatures turn into cookies. Plastic and metal cookies.

I wish I had stopped for a case of beer on the way home.

Granted. You stopped for cigarettes.

I wish I had a chair.

Granted, it's design is a sweaty fat man with hairy arms and he likes to cuddle.

I wish I would run out of citadel paints, I friggin hate them!

Granted. You keep getting more and more in the mail from an unknown sender.

I wish that I could win tommorow's 40K game against Tyranids.

Granted you win and you turn out to be TFG and no one plays a game with you again.

I wish this buzz would last...

Granted. The buzzing never stops. For you. No one else can hear it, and they think you've gone bonkers.

I wish everyone a Happy Easter.

Granted. Easter lasts all next week.

I wish for the Gusty Garden Theme Song.

Granted....... An F5 tornado rips through your house just as it starts to play.

I wish my nose would unclog

Granted. Your nose unclogs. Permanently. It never stops unclogging.

I wish local council would start adopting more green technology.

Granted, more electricity is used.

I wish I could find a good avatar.

Granted, you find a blurry version of your current avatar.

I wish I could change my avatar to a scuba diver

Granted. It happens.

I wish for gak to hit the fan.