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Granted, he's cutting your electricity to fill out university applications.

I wish my stomach had a mouth so I could eat, crap and drink soda at the same time!

Granted. Think about it.

I wish the yard work was all done.

Granted, a tornado blows all the leftover leaves and weeds and moldy mulch away, along with you house.

I wish I didn't think about my previous wish. ::shudder::

Granted. Instead, you spend all day thinking of things that begin with the letter "W".

I wish wonderdul women would waltz wildly while whistling.

Granted, however they are lustful ladies lazily lounging on lawn chairs lavishly languishing in your liege's larder.

I wish this thread was as fun as 4 word story

:::::To snurl:::::

Granted. Its so loud, you cover your ears.

I wish I knew the truth.

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What is going on here.....

@JamesGang, I was talking to snurl, but my post came after yours.

Gotcha.... I was having post trouble earlier but it's sorted. I thought I was having it again. Sup friend?

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
:::::To snurl:::::

Granted. Its so loud, you cover your ears.

I wish I knew the truth.

Nothing much...let's get back to corrupting wishes.

Granted. Its unbearable.

I wish I could win against tyranids.

Granted. But everything else tables you by turn two.

I wish WHFB was not going to change so much.

Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish for the tables to be turned.

Granted. The tables are turned, while your army is deployed on them.

I wish the beer would be cold already.

Granted. It is so cold, your teef burn when you drink it.

I wish I had more wishes to corrupt.

Granted. I wish you could corrupt this wish.

Granted, you doesn't corrupt it, I corrupt it and jam a porcupine up your arse-nal for allowing the thread to fall so for!

I wish I had a cheese sandwich.

Granted. It is made with moldy cheese.

I wish that Link would join me so I could make his face the greatest in Koradie.

Granted. But you make his face the most hated as well.

I wish people would stop trying to break this game.

Granted, but it causes a logical paradox.

I wish the next poster fails to grant this wish.

Granted, As such it is corrupted by it's very nature because I did not fail to corrupt your wish. Also your wish was more stupid than drinking hot dog flavored water and french kissing a horse that has ass hiccups.

I wish my head didn't bleed when I hit it on nail.

Granted. All of the blood was gone already from when you lacerated your throat on the nail.

I wish I can stay up late today.

Granted, but you have no reason to do so.

I wish I knew what's to be done with the Jews.

Granted. You know, but you don't understand.

I wish that spring would skip summer and go directly into Fall.

Granted, it's winter again.

I wish I had more bacon

Granted. You're a pig.

I wish Breakfast was delivered free each morning.

Granted. Its free, but with tax.

I wish that the computers on the right side of the room were working right.

Granted however the power goes out indefinitely.

I wish my cats had their own set of body armour.

 Happyjew wrote:
Granted however the power goes out indefinitely.

I wish my cats had their own set of body armour.

Granted. They can't move because its so heavy.

I wish I was an actual meteorologist.

Granted. But everyone thinks you're a the worst meteorologist in the history in everything.

I wish Tristar still made 1/35 kits.

Granted. Tristar makes all of the 1/35 MLPony kits you could ever want.

I wish I had the room for 1/35 kits.