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**KaptinBadrukk**

sing your life wrote:
Granted. They all take part in a huge Cat orgy.

I wish I could remember my Club Penguin password.

Granted. It is 12345youtube.

I wish I had not eaten so many cats.

Granted. He makes you swallow them all raw.

I wish to watch Badrukk swallowing all the cats.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**snurl**

No wish. You eat more cats.

I wish To always remember to wish.

**sing your life**

Granted, but all your remembered wishes are corrupted horribly.

I wish for a pony.

**JamesGang**

Granted, it's little, plastic and is being held by a man with a purple shirt on and he's smiling wickedly at you.

I wish for Fisher Price Adventure People to come back in style.

**snurl**

Granted. They are all the rage in the pre-schools.

I wish for a good Italian Sub.

**sing your life**

Granted, it's so tiny you can't see it.

I wish to smoke weed every day.

**snurl**

Granted. You can't remember wishing that.

I wish for a bigger Italian sub, with hot peppers.

**JamesGang**

Granted, it's on the bottom of the ocean and you are in it sans SCUBA gear. Luckily I swam by and found an urchin!

**sing your life**

No wish. The Urchin eats you alive and digests you painfully.

I wish I was a cat.

**JamesGang**

God dam it!

Granted, you are the biggest p———y in your town.

I wish I wasn't sick. Dads don't get sick days off.

**snurl**

Granted. you aren't sick, but everyone else is. And they keep sneezing on you.

I wish for some large sheets of blue styrofoam.

**Inspector #264**

Granted. The sheets are so large that you cannot move them due to the weight. Also they make a terrible mess when you cut them.

I wish there were more sweets in my tin.

**JamesGang**

Granted there are wondrous varieties of sweets in your tin. However, your tin is rusted and you cut yourself. You die from the ensuing tetanus infection as it goes untreated while you cram your mouth full of sweets.

I wish I had cake today. Oh well maybe next year.

**Happyjew**

Granted. However the cake was a lie (who did not see that coming?). Fortunately pi is always true.

I wish I didn't post a wish to be corrupted.

**snurl**

Granted. No wish means many fish-slaps.

I wish I had made it to the store before it closed.

**sing your life**

Granted, but what you wanted was sold out anyway.

I wish Portal 3 would be released.

**snurl**

Granted. Portal 3 has been released for everything except any system you own.

I wish for less interruptions.

**sing your life**

snurl wrote:
Granted. Portal 3 has been released for everything except any system you own.

I wish for less interrupt-

-granted, but people were interrupting you to tell you how to win the lottery, the meaning of life etc.

Wish=more people would post on the "guess song lyric thread".

**snurl**

Granted. They post lyrics that don't get guessed correctly then lose interest.

I wish for some cake.

**sing your life**

Granted:

I wish for a cake that is actually good.

**snurl**

Granted. Someone swipes it from the windowsill while its cooling.

I wish to cook on the grill more often.

**sing your life**

Granted. You accidently start a gigantic fire.

I wish to paint more tanks!

**snurl**

Granted. You are drafted,given a sprayer, and told to have at it.

I wish to finish my optional free Rubicon Tiger soon.

**sing your life**

Granted. It gets blown up at the start of every game.

I wish Warlord Games did Seven Years War plastics.

**snurl**

Granted. They will be released in Seven years.

I wish I knew what to use to make the gun barrel.

**sing your life**

Granted. You use antimatter which annihilates blowing up your entire state.

I wish for a Sherman tank.

**snurl**

Granted. You get a Sherman Tank. Its located in the Gaza Strip and will cost several thousand quid to transport to your house, another several thousand to restore to running condition, and then there's all the permits fees.

I wish to enter the Glacial Rift of the Frost Giant Jarl.

**sing your life**

Granted. You end up freezing to death.

I wish 40k rules were balanced.

**snurl**

Granted. No one likes them because all the power gamer loopholes have been removed.

I wish for lunch soon.

**sing your life**

Granted. The lunch is that burnt cake I posted earlier.

I wish for 1kg of meth.