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**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish for a castle built in a rock face

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. It gets put under siege by everyone that hates you for not following the rules of this game.

I wish I had a munchkin cat.

**snurl**

Granted. It runs off with a munchkin dog.

I wish to finish the base.

**korbenn**

Granted, but now you have to finish a much harder forest.

I wish I had more inspiration.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. You're inspired to go on a killing spree.

I wish I knew what the Orkmoticon with goggles is supposed to be.

**snurl**

Granted, You know it is your own portrait.

I wish for more black paint.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. The tins are tiny and as you come in the parcel splits and all the paint falls into cracks in your patio.

I wish I could wish about a wish.

**snurl**

Granted. You wish you had wished for something bad to happen, so it could be corrupted into something good, but you didn't, so you get a fish-slap instead.

I wish for extra summer months.

**sing your life**

Granted, summer lasts for a few more months, but you still have to work in them.

I wish Badrukk would try to corrupt that wish.

**korbenn**

Granted Kaptin Badrukk crashes in lays waste to all involved. He declares it one of his best summers yet.

I wish they would just stay quietly in the corner where they belong.

**sing your life**

Granted, this means they can't stop the Jihadists from stealing a nuclear weapon and detonating it in your house.

I wish the UK govermant would sent the army to Iraq to deal with ISIS.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They destroy ISIS

I wish my nob would strip quicker.

**snurl**

Granted. You quickly strip your nob in public and wind up in jail.

I wish for a better way to glue foam together.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. You need to use crystal meth.

I wish all forums were like DakkaDakka

**snurl**

Granted. All forums are exactly like Dakkadakka, making it impossible to distinguish between them.

I wish tonight would end swiftly.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. it ends swiftly for you, but only because you try to buy squa-*BLAM*

I wish I was actually funny.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. Everyone thinks you're actually funny.

I wish for good food.

**sing your life**

Granted, the food is so good all other foods becomes amazingly boring in comparison, causing you to stop eating and starve to death.

I wish my computer was less slow.

KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Granted. They destroy ISIS

STOP TRYING TO TROLL PEOPLE JOHN

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish for a big shoota.

**sing your life**

Granted, you have a big shoota, but not a single bullet of ammunition.

I wish E.L James's hands would fall off.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. He grows a new pair.

I wish I was Singyourlife.

**korbenn**

Granted, however you are now being charged for identity theft.

I wish I knew what DVD to watch.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You watch Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
.
I wish for lunch.

**sing your life**

Granted, but it's cooked by Ross Hornby.

I wish Fifty Shades was actually a decent book.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. Its barely decent.

I wish for slaanesh to come back.

**sing your life**

Granted. You do not want to know what she does to you after coming back.

I wish Kaptinn Badrukk would learn the rules for these games.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. He learns them and becomes so good at the game that you all ragequit.

**KaptinBadrukk**

No wish. I give you the INSANE army list you don't want.

I wish for The Onion to be funnier.

**korbenn**

Granted, I becomes the funniest news site ever. The sudden surge of site traffic causes its servers to over load and all data to be lost.

I wish there was a reason.

**snurl**

Granted. There was a reason. But any who remembered it are long-dead, their records purged.

I wish for some good jokes.