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**sing your life**

Granted, your vocal chords are replaced with an artic dog.

I wish I was immune to OCD.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. you're immune to Obsessive Completion Disorder.

I wish the Avatar Room to go for another 9000 pages

**sing your life**

Granted, so many posts cause the forum to lag to a complete standstill.

I wish to meet a single girl who is interested in similar things to me, is in love with no-one but me [but not to point of being a yandere] and very attractive.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. All you find in her is sexiness.

I wish for snow

**Verviedi**

Granted. It appears in my lawn. My snow.

I wish for it to be cold enough to support snow.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, it is 0 Kelvin.

I wish I had more dakka.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. The air temperature is so cold that not only is snow supported, but said snow is actually frozen carbon dioxide (dry ice) and you freeze to death.

I wish for KaptinBadrukk to stop wishing for storm-related stuff.

Edit: Ninja'd

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. I will stop doing that.

I wish the Vico hadn't been destroyed.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, it gets lost and is never seen again.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

**snurl**

Granted. You stop procrastinating and begin laziness.

I wish I could remember all my lines.

**sing your life**

Granted, it turns out you don't actually have any lines.

I wish to see Thundercat live in concert.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. He sings terribly.

I wish for Voyager to go back to the Delta Quadrant.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, but it leaves again after Starfleet gives the command.

I wish T-Shirts were cheaper.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. they are cheaply made.

I wish for my history teacher to play 'Friday'

**sing your life**

Granted, you really wish he hadn't.

I wish I was armed with a weapon.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. It's an AK-47

I wish I had 9000 cats

**sing your life**

Granted, you have to take out 10 mortgages just to feed them for a week.

I wish I was King.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You're king of the world.

No wish-let's see what happens to me.

**sing your life**

No wish. Happyjew blows your brains out for making vague corruptions.

I wish for more time.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You have 9 more hours

I wish I could go home

**sing your life**

Granted, it has been blown up whilst you were out.

I wish more people would post on the "guess song lyrics" thread!

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They post a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and then the thread is locked.

I wish for a crassus armoured assault transport.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. A full-size one lands on top of your house, destroying it.

I wish for tomorrow's 40k tournament to go well for me.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you still lose. But you don't die. That went well.

I wish I had more Blood Angels.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You buy them from Ebay.

I wish I didn't double post.

**sing your life**

Granted, you quadriple posted instead.

KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Granted. You buy them from Ebay.

I wish I knew how this is supposed to be a corruption.

**snurl**

Granted. You are given a window into the tiny mind of it's poster. You are scarred for life at the appalling lack of cohesion, and general chaotic dis-organisation. A slappy fish has more sense of purpose and self-awareness.

I wish every night was as fun as Saturday was.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you never sleep because of how fun they are. You collapse and are comatosed for life.

I wish my friends would play PAYDAY with me.

**sing your life**

Granted, they just stare at the wall doing nothing for the whole heist.

I wish Battlegroup was more popular in my local area.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. It's popular, and everyone likes one thing about it: you playing it.

I wish for more shields