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**War Kitten**

Granted, it is made and released in Japan only.

I wish for GW to write a decent rule set.

**sing your life**

Granted, they write a decent ruleset, but never release it.

I wish for no more annoying noises.

**jhe90**

Granted your now deaf trapped in a world where you hear nothing.

I wish I had a money tree

**sing your life**

Granted, it only grows currencies that are not used anymore and can't be exchanged for UKP.

I wish PETA would help Donald Trump's hair escape from him.

**snurl**

Granted. His "Sing Your Life" Tattoo is revealed.

I wish for more games to look like this.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. They all look like that. EXACTLY like that. A few million non-WW2 skirmish players want to have a little chat with you.

I wish I could get some replies on my blog.

**Nerak**

Granted. congratulations on your blog becoming a troll breeding ground.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and-and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?

**snurl**

Granted. A St. Bernard dog bangs against your door. You let him in and see that he has brought you your sandwich. He carried it all the way across town in his ever-slobbering mouth.

I wish more skirmish players did WWII.

**sing your life**

Granted, but the ruleset they use is a modified version of AOS.

I wish for a tasty burger.

**snurl**

Granted. You have no way to cook it.

I wish for a hot breakfast.

**sing your life**

Granted, it's so hot it catches fire.

I wish I could order zombies to eat the brains of people I Don't like.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but then they turn around and eat your brains.

I wish I had a delicious bowl of pasta.

**The_Webway_Wangeler**

Granted, the bowl itself is made searing hot pasta

I wish for a good Dark eldar codex

**sing your life**

Granted, it's designed for Rogue Trader 40K.

I wish GW prices would stop going up.

**jhe90**

Granted they lock them but keep reducing what you get in the sets.

I wish I had my betrayal of calipth set

**sing your life**

Granted, you have the Betrayel at calipth set, but not the Betrayel at calth set.

I wish for chewing gum.

**jhe90**

Granted, it contains industrial strength laxetives

I wish I spelt calth rigjht

**KaptinBadrukk**

OOC: You just did.

BIC: Granted. You spell it right, but then the letters re-arrange themselves constantly so you never spell it right.

I wish that I had 24-30 inches of snow coming.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. They all come at once and collapse the roof of your house under it's weight.

I wish the goddamn weather would clear up so I can prime my Chaos (how do we have 2 weeks of rain in SUMMER IN AUSTRALIA!?!)

**ZergSmasher**

TheCloverLord wrote:
Granted. They all come at once and collapse the roof of your house under it's weight.

I wish the goddamn weather would clear up so I can prime my Chaos (how do we have 2 weeks of rain in SUMMER IN AUSTRALIA!?!)

Granted. The weather becomes really nice, but there is a ban on spray primers in Australia.

I wish winter would finally end here in the U.S.

**War Kitten**

Granted, it ends, but then Typhoon season somehow starts up instead in the US.

I wish the weather outside was decent so I could spray some models.

**snurl**

Granted. You have a 12 hour window in which the weather is perfect to spray your models, but your spray cans are empty and out of stock at the store.

I wish I was home right now.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. You're home. Unfortunately, you can go nowhere else for the rest of your life. You die a painful, atrophied death after a few years.

I wish for a dish for all the fish I get slapped with.

**sing your life**

Granted, the fish escape from the dish and start slapping you again.

I wish I had some frankfurters.

**snurl**

Granted. The population of Frankfurt shows up at your house. They are confused and annoyed.

I wish Dwarven Forge products grew on trees.

**jhe90**

Granted, the tree is on top of a mountain 5 times the height of everest populated by agressive trolls, orks and clans of vichous wolves the size of rhino's with lasers on there heads.,

I wish it was warmer.

**sing your life**

Granted, but you don't notice that it is.

I wish I was a mod in this forum.

**snurl**

Granted. You are bored to death at the lack of conflict here. You become a grammar nazi.

I wish I did not have to shovel all this snow tomorrow.

**sing your life**

Granted, you have to shovel it right now.

I wish to be seduced by a sexy catgirl and have slow, gentle kitty sex with her.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. The catgirl is 10 years old. You get 50 years for pedophilia and bestiality.

I wish for more wishes.