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Granted. You stopped using any kind of glue. Now, you use chewing gum as an adhesive.

I wish for not wishing any more wishes.

Granted. So you might as well leave!

I wish for a great V for Vendetta sequel!

Granted. But you must be 21 to watch it and it is banned in several countries due to adult content.

I wish for some good tomatoes.

Granted. You go to local McDonald's and the week-old tomato slice is the best thing in the burger you ordered.

I wish for a tasty salmon steak.

Granted. Then a bear slaps it out of your mouth and eats it.

I wish for motivated co-workers.

Granted. You are sent to a Siberian labor camp.


I wish to write the next big hit song.

Granted. As soon as you write it Justin Beiber steals it an goes on a huge come-back tour, stiffing you for any royalties.

I wish to Illustrate the covers of wargame boxes.

Granted. You are employed by GW and you share your office with Matt Ward.

I wish for a cup of nice tea.

 Chaos Legionnaire wrote:
Granted. You are sent to a Siberian labor camp.

Sir! Have an exalt!

Granted. A cup of nice tea is poured over your head.

I wish for some pizza.

Granted.
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Enjoy!


I wish for a new car.

Granted. It's exactly the same make.

I wish for a cookie.

Granted. You will need a microscope to find it.

I wish for a fun weekend.

Granted. It is a West Virginia hillbilly's idea of a fun weekend.

I wish someone would mow my lawn.

Granted. The Township comes by and does it after several complaints. Then they give you a bill for $75.

I wish to find a reliable snow blower.

Granted. You found it, but it was chained to a fence.

I wish to have self-cleaning floor.

granted, the floor is covered in a acid that disloves anything but the floor

i wish to be a god

Granted. You do not exist.

I wish to know how to do differential equations.

Granted. But you calculator needs new batteries.

I wish for well painted models

Granted. All of your models are well painted but un-assembled, with their parts scattered all over creation.

I wish for a dozen new paint brushes.

Granted. They are all 4" brushes.

I wish there was something good on tv.

Granted. A banana split has melted all over your TV.

I wish for some new smaller paint brushes.

Granted.You have bought a new, single-hair brush.

I wish for more comortable train couches.

Granted. But none of the trains that have them are on your route.

I wish for a good opening night.

Granted. You had eilepsy seizure from all that camera-flashes.

I wish to have comfortable trainch couches on my route.

Granted. There are comfortable train couches on your route. But the train can not stop in time to avoid smashing them all over the tracks.

I wish latex makeup wasn't so sticky.

Granted. It is no longer sticky, but it is permanent.


I wish all of my students would practice every day.

Granted. They practice every day, but different thing than you want.

I wish to sleep on confortable bed.

Granted. But, you can not get any sleep as you keep hearing that annoying power drill in your neighborhood.

I wish to end the hate and be peaceful with other countries

(How do you corrupt this without being a total ?)

The hate ends and countries are peaceful with each other. Not the people.

I wish for cheaper Forgewold products.

Granted. Forgeworld products are cheaper but Forgeworld is closed by GW for becoming unprofitable before you can order any.

I wish for more colors.