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Crushing Black Templar Crusader Pilot




Philippines

The Angry Marines

Your honor is your life, let non dispute it!  
   
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Humorless Arbite





Maine

Colt 45. It gets the job done!

Voxed from Salamander 84-24020
 
   
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control





New York, NEWWW YORK

Insurgency Walker wrote:Colt 45. It gets the job done!


FULL OF WIN!

- 1000; 3-2-0 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

necrovamp wrote:
loota boy wrote:
necrovamp wrote:The best joke in the world.

But.. you'd have to yell it in a ton of different langauges.. And how does one tell a joke in tyranid?

Exalted all the same.

A flaw in my plan.....Anyone speak Tyranid?

It's called Fractured English...

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine




Ye Olde North State

BlapBlapBlap wrote:
necrovamp wrote:
loota boy wrote:
necrovamp wrote:The best joke in the world.

But.. you'd have to yell it in a ton of different langauges.. And how does one tell a joke in tyranid?

Exalted all the same.

A flaw in my plan.....Anyone speak Tyranid?

It's called Fractured English...


Hold up, i took a little highschool tyranid... Uhhh... Feedfeednomnomnom.... nomfeed..... hungerhungernom... omnomomnom..... Feeeeeeddd.... hungerfeedfeed.... Nom!

*All tyranids in a fifty-foot radius just died laughing*

grendel083 wrote:"Dis is Oddboy to BigBird, come in over."
"BigBird 'ere, go ahead, over."
"WAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!! over"
"Copy 'dat, WAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!! DAKKADAKKA!!... over"
 
   
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Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

Thats what we need, welcome abaord lad!


Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in il
Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control





New York, NEWWW YORK

necrovamp wrote:Thats what we need, welcome abaord lad!



Indeed!

OT: Land Raiders and TDA for me and my crew, plus The Fridge of Infinity, a life time supply of burgers, dogs, bratwurst, steak, and all their accouterments, and ONE MILLION CASES OF GUINNESS.

- 1000; 3-2-0 
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

TermiesInARaider wrote:
necrovamp wrote:Thats what we need, welcome abaord lad!



Indeed!

OT: Land Raiders and TDA for me and my crew, plus The Fridge of Infinity, a life time supply of burgers, dogs, bratwurst, steak, and all their accouterments, and ONE MILLION CASES OF GUINNESS.


I know where i'm going for the after party!

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
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Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch





Page 196:

"Reinez was a fast draw, butarpedon moved faster."

2000
5000
Mordheim Skaven & Shadow Warriors


"Every Dakkanaught gets a 4+ Pinch of Salt save.

When you suffer a Falling Sky hit, roll a D6 - on a 4+ the hit is ignored as per the Pinch of Salt save. On a 1-3 panic insues - you automatically fail common sense tests for the next 2 weeks and get +7 to your negativity stat. "


GENERATION 12: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment. 
   
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Battleship Captain





NYC

I'll bring Ciaphas Cain. We'll both spend the whole time trying to abandon eachother to the nids, thus escaping simultaneously at breakneck speeds.

Dakka member since 2012/01/09 16:44:06

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Snake Eyes 1000pt Mixed Doubles: 3rd Place

Elysian 105th Skylance W:37-L:3-D:6 in 6th Edition

The Captain does HH:Imperial Fists! Tale of Four Gamers Plog (New Batrep posted!) 
   
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Perfect Shot Black Templar Predator Pilot






Double-barrel shotgun or .22 rifle; I wouldn't know how to use anything else. Shotgun would probably my final choice because I'm guessing it's got fewer moving parts and so would be more reliable and easier to maintain. Not to mention ammunition for it is relatively easy to make.
   
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Irked Blood Angel Scout with Combat Knife





Maldon

Yarrick. If I am about to be eaten by a boat load of yucky aliens, I want the grumpy git capable of going toe to toe with an Ork by my side!

NEVER tell a Space Marine he can only move 6 inches at a time.  
   
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Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

2x Hellgun/hotshot lasgun
1x Renegade Commander Shepard.

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
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Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
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Sneaky Lictor





Oakland, CA

I'm with the Tyranids, have fun getting gobbled suckas!

"To crush your opponents, see their figures removed from the table and to hear the lamentations of TFG." -Zathras 
   
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Numberless Necron Warrior





USA

Something Titan-like probably very shoota and lots of fun to use.

Gotta have fun when you know your dead.

They told me I had too many guns, I disagreed. 
   
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Mindless Spore Mine






I'd side with the nids. But for the sake of the hypothetical, I'd bring...

A tag-team of Q and Discord...

or

A team made up of Eva Unit 01, Big O, Nirvash, Gwain, Big Zam, the Dragonzord, and all their respective pilots. (Since others are already bringing the SDF, Wing, and Gurren.)


OR

More simply, the zerg.
   
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Lieutenant Colonel







 TermiesInARaider wrote:
Bushmaster AR-15 with an AAC .300 Blackout upper, jungle-taped magazines, Magpul collapsible stock, Trijicon dot-sight, Surefire light, M203 grenade launcher.

Heckler and Koch Mk. 23 with KAC surpressor and proprietary light/LAM.

Cut down Mossburg 500.

Cold Steel Black Bear Classic fighting knife.

Titanium-centered kevlar bodyarmor.

The best that humanity can offer, at the moment.


All great until a Chaos Space Marine rocks up and he shrugs off your fire.

Collecting Forge World 30k????? If you prefix any Thread Subject line on 30k or Pre-heresy or Horus Heresy with [30K] we can convince LEGO and the Admin team to create a 30K mini board if we can show there is enough interest! 
   
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon





Gillette Wyoming

40K:A Jetbike, or barring that a good old lasgun.
Modern:An AH-64 apache, we all know Nids currently have no AA capabilities


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IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  
   
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Battleship Captain





NYC

 TermiesInARaider wrote:
The foul Tyranid Swarms consume entire systems as you read this. The Necrons rise again to begin their great harvest. One by one, worlds fall to the choking, corrupting grip of the Warp.

Chose your weapon.

As for me, I'd bring along a combi-plasma. >


An ork Waaagh! of all the ork clans in existence.

/thread

Dakka member since 2012/01/09 16:44:06

Rick's Cards&Games 1000pt Tourney: 2nd
Legion's Winter Showdown 1850: 2nd Place
Snake Eyes 1000pt Mixed Doubles: 3rd Place

Elysian 105th Skylance W:37-L:3-D:6 in 6th Edition

The Captain does HH:Imperial Fists! Tale of Four Gamers Plog (New Batrep posted!) 
   
Made in nz
Bounding Assault Marine





Christchurch, New Zealand

Bear Grylls, he shall declare the Tyranids delicious and try to eat them all.

Damn the haters, Full speed ahead!

The Steel Drakes 3500pts and counting!  
   
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





Subsector Australia

^
   
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Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

 Doomhunter wrote:
Bear Grylls, he shall declare the Tyranids delicious and try to eat them all.




That was rather epic. However I would bring Immortal with me. Because no one can resist the urge to headbang when they play! Or failing that I would bring a hefty amount of Dakka members to feed to the nids/daemons/cultists
   
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Human Auxiliary to the Empire





Cornwall, UK

 Zathras wrote:
I call Galactus and let him know about the Tyranid all you can eat buffet that's just opened.


This is quite possible the BEST quote i have EVER heard!!

Genius.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
37 Mega tons of Napalm, some SHIP matches!

That would sort them all out!

Think might have to bring one of those volcanoe submarines though? ride the wave of Tyranid goo all over!

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Chaos Space Marine dedicated to Slaanesh




England

I would bring the mighty CHUCK NORRIS.
   
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Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

Not this again? lol

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker



Scotland

A bog-standard flamer for me. Nothing better for fending off hordes of beasties.

evilsponge wrote:
Lots of Little Napoleons in this thread. Half the people in here should never have authority over anyone
 
   
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Fresh-Faced New User




I'd Bring Matt Ward, he could write all the plot armor needed to survive.

 
   
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Mindless Spore Mine






Ooo ooo I change my mind. I know what I wanna bring. Cruddace. He's the only force capable of completely stopping a nid onslaught, effectively destroying them from within.
   
Made in us
Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon





Gillette Wyoming

 Rae Ruen wrote:
Ooo ooo I change my mind. I know what I wanna bring. Cruddace. He's the only force capable of completely stopping a nid onslaught, effectively destroying them from within.


Nah, look at Jervis for that, sure he buffed the Space Wolves, but look at what he did to the Squats.


DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  
   
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Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate




Some tyranid infested space hulk, shooting the crap out of some hormagaunts!

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!
But seriously, combi melta. Is that one word?

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