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 Frazzled wrote:

Relapse wrote:
Anything with Meryl Streep, the worst being Out of Africa. I don't think I made it 10 minutes into that one.

Chick flicks. The Devil Wears Prada made me want to commit mass homicide via spork.
Most romantic comedies. Frazzled sitting on sofa with the Dog Pack quietly muttering "everyone die. snipers where are you?" has proven harmful to the Wife's enjoyment of them.
Captain America.

The first 2 i get but captain america?

The harry potter films and books. J.K.Rowling should be shot i mean given a firm talking.

 master of ordinance wrote:

 Frazzled wrote:

Relapse wrote:
Anything with Meryl Streep, the worst being Out of Africa. I don't think I made it 10 minutes into that one.

Chick flicks. The Devil Wears Prada made me want to commit mass homicide via spork.
Most romantic comedies. Frazzled sitting on sofa with the Dog Pack quietly muttering "everyone die. snipers where are you?" has proven harmful to the Wife's enjoyment of them.
Captain America.

The first 2 i get but captain america?

The harry potter films and books. J.K.Rowling should be shot i mean given a firm talking.

Yea the wife fell snoringly asleep during it, and I wandered off to surf the web (thinking she was still awake watching it).

 Frazzled wrote:

 master of ordinance wrote:

 Frazzled wrote:

Relapse wrote:
Anything with Meryl Streep, the worst being Out of Africa. I don't think I made it 10 minutes into that one.

Chick flicks. The Devil Wears Prada made me want to commit mass homicide via spork.
Most romantic comedies. Frazzled sitting on sofa with the Dog Pack quietly muttering "everyone die. snipers where are you?" has proven harmful to the Wife's enjoyment of them.
Captain America.

The first 2 i get but captain america?

The harry potter films and books. J.K.Rowling should be shot i mean given a firm talking.

Yea the wife fell snoringly asleep during it, and I wandered off to surf the web (thinking she was still awake watching it).

Fell asleep during????

 Frazzled wrote:

Relapse wrote:
Anything with Meryl Streep, the worst being Out of Africa. I don't think I made it 10 minutes into that one.

Chick flicks. The Devil Wears Prada made me want to commit mass homicide via spork.
Most romantic comedies. Frazzled sitting on sofa with the Dog Pack quietly muttering "everyone die. snipers where are you?" has proven harmful to the Wife's enjoyment of them.
Captain America.

Go watch "It happened one Night" only good romantic comedy that exists.

 master of ordinance wrote:

 Frazzled wrote:

 master of ordinance wrote:

 Frazzled wrote:

Relapse wrote:
Anything with Meryl Streep, the worst being Out of Africa. I don't think I made it 10 minutes into that one.

Chick flicks. The Devil Wears Prada made me want to commit mass homicide via spork.
Most romantic comedies. Frazzled sitting on sofa with the Dog Pack quietly muttering "everyone die. snipers where are you?" has proven harmful to the Wife's enjoyment of them.
Captain America.

The first 2 i get but captain america?

The harry potter films and books. J.K.Rowling should be shot i mean given a firm talking.

Yea the wife fell snoringly asleep during it, and I wandered off to surf the web (thinking she was still awake watching it).

Fell asleep during????

Oh yea, and she was the one that had wanted to see it. My rage at having wasted a $1 at Redbox was such that it sustained me until I was able to stagger away with wiener dog and rum and surf the web.


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 hotsauceman1 wrote:

 Frazzled wrote:

Relapse wrote:
Anything with Meryl Streep, the worst being Out of Africa. I don't think I made it 10 minutes into that one.

Chick flicks. The Devil Wears Prada made me want to commit mass homicide via spork.
Most romantic comedies. Frazzled sitting on sofa with the Dog Pack quietly muttering "everyone die. snipers where are you?" has proven harmful to the Wife's enjoyment of them.
Captain America.

Go watch "It happened one Night" only good romantic comedy that exists.

My idea of a good romantic comedy is 300.

Showgirls

Fried Green Tomatos

I know I'm prolly committing heresy... Moulin Rouge!

Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind.

Watchmen - it would've put me to sleep if I hadn't been scarred at the cinema by the amount of naked blue man on show...on a REALLY big screen...shudder...

PredaKhaine wrote:
Watchmen - it would've put me to sleep if I hadn't been scarred at the cinema by the amount of naked blue man on show...on a REALLY big screen...shudder...

I think I got through the first 30 minutes before shutting it off on the TV, too boring.

Frazz, go watch 'Something About Mary'. Romantic comedy that has a sniper try to kill Ben Stiller at the end of the movie.

Still can't fathom your hatred of Cap and, if memory serves, The Avengers....

I made it 15 minutes into Paranormal Activity and turned it off.

 timetowaste85 wrote:
Frazz, go watch 'Something About Mary'. Romantic comedy that has a sniper try to kill Ben Stiller at the end of the movie.

Still can't fathom your hatred of Cap and, if memory serves, The Avengers....

I made it 15 minutes into Paranormal Activity and turned it off.

It should be called Paranormal Inactivity because nothing ever fething happens in the movie.

 Easy E wrote:

 tyrant of loserville wrote:
The Fountain,

I really, really hate this pretensious piece of cfrap that basically boils down to a simplistic Disney formula of circle of life all dressed up with no place to go. However, actively hating a movie makes me stay awake through the movie.

We're not going to get along, are we?

Not sure if it counts because I was on a plane and tired but Green Lantern. All I remember about the end was some tentacles and possibly a villain, other than that I am blank!

Frazzled wrote:

 master of ordinance wrote:

 Frazzled wrote:

 master of ordinance wrote:

 Frazzled wrote:

Relapse wrote:
Anything with Meryl Streep, the worst being Out of Africa. I don't think I made it 10 minutes into that one.

Chick flicks. The Devil Wears Prada made me want to commit mass homicide via spork.
Most romantic comedies. Frazzled sitting on sofa with the Dog Pack quietly muttering "everyone die. snipers where are you?" has proven harmful to the Wife's enjoyment of them.
Captain America.

The first 2 i get but captain america?

The harry potter films and books. J.K.Rowling should be shot i mean given a firm talking.

Yea the wife fell snoringly asleep during it, and I wandered off to surf the web (thinking she was still awake watching it).

Fell asleep during????

Oh yea, and she was the one that had wanted to see it. My rage at having wasted a $1 at Redbox was such that it sustained me until I was able to stagger away with wiener dog and rum and surf the web.


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 hotsauceman1 wrote:

 Frazzled wrote:

Relapse wrote:
Anything with Meryl Streep, the worst being Out of Africa. I don't think I made it 10 minutes into that one.

Chick flicks. The Devil Wears Prada made me want to commit mass homicide via spork.
Most romantic comedies. Frazzled sitting on sofa with the Dog Pack quietly muttering "everyone die. snipers where are you?" has proven harmful to the Wife's enjoyment of them.
Captain America.

Go watch "It happened one Night" only good romantic comedy that exists.

My idea of a good romantic comedy is 300.

In for a Dime in for a Dollar.

timetowaste85 wrote:Frazz, go watch 'Something About Mary'. Romantic comedy that has a sniper try to kill Ben Stiller at the end of the movie.

Still can't fathom your hatred of Cap and, if memory serves, The Avengers....

I made it 15 minutes into Paranormal Activity and turned it off.

Paranormal activity........ I FORCED myself to watch it thinking nievly "something good is going to happen soon"

To this day i fail to see how it can be considerd scary

The carry on films..... Dear sweet Lilith why??? WHY????

Thomas the tank-engine...... the less said the better

Many of these modern so called horrors that over use CGI and special effects to the point it becomes beyond rediculous

House of the dead.............. Just plain terrible

and worst of all was Autumn-there was no excuse for that-a zombie movie where noone got munched.

Attack of the Clones.

Other films I have fallen asleep watching at the cinema

Underworld
Kill Bill Vol 1
Harry Potter (the one with the spiders - whichever that was)

Although, these probably had more to do with going to the cinema at 10 pm...having been at work since 6am.

Still never seen all of kill bill. And the 2nd Kill Bill - not at all.

I'm also avoiding Apocalypse Now and Platoon. I've seen them both and would rather watch almost anything else...Bar Monarch of the Glen. There was never a reason for that.

My wife fell asleep watching Ultramarines: The Movie. It didn't send me to sleep; I just thought it was crap.

A movie called 'triangle'? It takes place on a ship with a masked murderer and has a time travel plot?

It was fairly interesting but i was on a comedown and a smidge hungover.

Oddly and somewhat coincidentally, in the same scenario i actually sat through the entirety of 'Ghost ship', what a bland film.

That Terry Gilliam film Baron von Munchausen or something put me to sleep. Would wake intermittently to find something else bizarre was going on.

There have been many times where i have started watching a film stone drunk and not recalled any of the details but does that count?