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Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

I don't see how this is in any way sexual.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
Assassin with Black Lotus Poison





Bristol

 TheCustomLime wrote:
I don't see how this is in any way sexual.


Why hello there human

The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.

Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
 
   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Well YOU dont, and your not a Dark Eldar
   
Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut





*sneaks in and steals all the food while no one's looking.*

Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

 A Town Called Malus wrote:
 TheCustomLime wrote:
I don't see how this is in any way sexual.


Why hello there human


Back off horse-thing! I have a Lasgun and I know how to use it!

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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

 brochtree wrote:
*sneaks in and steals all the food while no one's looking.*


"I saw that you little...talking...dragon!? Oh man, I better lay off the warp dust." He then remembers back to when this thread restarted, and how he fought chaos with a part tank, part cat thing. "Nah." *Snorts*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/05/04 01:42:16


After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

Guardsman! Have some dignity! We are the Emperor's finest walking flashlights and we should act like it!

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

"I remember back when I was like you. I had more home grown organs back then. Good times...then the inquisition happened and the rest is blacked out history." Flexes his powerfist as he hallucinates a bit. "Emperor help me, the **** that I've seen."

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

I have seen gak too, you know. I fought against some Dark Eldar last week and that wasn't pleasant at all. I mean, we won obviously but they took my friend. He was just a boy! Now he's dead or some sick feth's wall paper. At least I blew up one of their stupid ships and killed a few.

And then this creepy woman and a creepier horse come here coming on to me. At least the Commissar is dead so I can finally take off my pants.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

 TheCustomLime wrote:
At least the Commissar is dead so I can finally take off my pants.


"Normally, I'd be right with you on that, but the moment you mentioned dark eldar..." You hear a locking noise come from his crotch area.*

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

I thought Dark Eldar turned humans into indoor decorations or monstrosities rather than have intercourse with them. I wouldn't actually mind. Their women are hot as all get out.

*Takes off pants*

Ah, the breeze! It feels so good to finally have these off! Three years of nonstop pants!

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in us
Jealous that Horus is Warmaster





Central US

Bark bark sneeze

It matters not from whence the weave flows, just that it doooo
-Nicki Minaj, Prophetess of Khorne

Too moe to live
Too kawaii to die

The Dusty Trail, Adventures in Painting and Modeling  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

Look at the dog! I want to pet him so bad. I love dogs. They're the only things that don't want to murder me these days.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in au
Terminator with Assault Cannon






brisbane, australia

every one, I am scared and extremely extremely disturbed. as you can see I have decided to disert this planet, and now several exterminates are preraring to launch. good night.

*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Hello. I am Alpharius.

   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Alpharius I am your mother
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Would you happen to be of the Cabal? I remember throwing their representive out of an airlock.

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Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Nope, last time I checked I was not a part of a deck of cards
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Meh, I'll throw you out of the airlock anyways.

   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Well how nice, glad my "upgrades" allow for void swimming then
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Alright.

*picks the Xenos up, and throws it out of the airlock*

Enjoy swimming for the next hundreds of thousands of years!

   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Oh my how strong you are* minion do bring along the void raven, I have no wish to swim all the way back to Commorag
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Too bad, so sad. Swim, little Xenos.

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Is this yours?

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

No. Go away, Operative. Your assistance is not required in dealing with this matter.

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

My fellow master builders, including, but not limited to- Pertuabo, Spike, Rainbow Dash, Guardsman with sunglasses, Guardsman without sunglasses, Ultramarines Terminator, Urine Rakarth- Lord Business plans to end the world as we know it.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Ehh, Perturabo is just Alpharius too. And all those others are either Alpharius, or crazy little animals I throw out of airlocks.

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Well I betta write this down so I don't forget it

*Breathes*

There is yet one hope. The special has arisen!

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut





*hides in corner eating the food and listening to the conversation.*

Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Somebody remove this Xenos.

Operative with beard, you've been selected! Dispose this Xenos-thing!

   
 
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