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Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

 Hive Fleet Cerberus wrote:
Chaos scum detected. The Heretic shall burn


Agreed.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Chaos? Where?

   
Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut





"some one said heretic's! where are they?" *looks around the room holding his bolt pistol up.* "oh and why is there a dead purple thing in the corner?"

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/05/08 10:24:41


Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. 
   
Made in us
Terrifying Wraith






Sylvania

*Considers* There is no chaos here, you are correct oddly heretical looking imperial citizen.

Dear old friends, remember Navarro 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Oh, don't mind me. I'm just a perfectly normal, loyal Space Marine.

   
Made in us
Terrifying Wraith






Sylvania

Yes, definitely not a member of the heretical Alpha Legion. Move along, perfectly loyal imperial citizen.

Dear old friends, remember Navarro 
   
Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut





"okay venerated dreadnought i will head your wisdom but i still feel the presence of heretics."

Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Heretics? What? Noooooo.

   
Made in se
Glorious Lord of Chaos






The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer

Interesting.

I should think of a new signature... In the meantime, have a  
   
Made in us
Terrifying Wraith






Sylvania

*Looks around* No heretics detected. Your fears are misplaced, battle-brother.

Dear old friends, remember Navarro 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

*Places a sapper on Hive Fleet Cerberus*

Hopefully now he will learn the value in not poking his nose where it doesn't belong.

As for sing your life's virginity issue I would normally attempt to assist in this matter but... I believe the Americans have a term for this. Jailbait, was it? Yes. Jailbait.

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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

How am I Jailbait? I'm 1300 years old!

No wrinkles though

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

......

What.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 sing your life wrote:
How am I Jailbait? I'm 1300 years old!

No wrinkles though

Still much younger than me.

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Guess this will require explaining. All Eldar are much older than what they look.


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I've worked with Eldar before. Most of them are dead now, though.

   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

Wait, you're an Eldar?! Well, my dear, this changes everything! How about we forget about this whole "Stabbing" and "Shooting" business and go for a walk, hmm?

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

 sing your life wrote:
How am I Jailbait? I'm 1300 years old!

No wrinkles though


That, and you don't look like a 13 y o.
Your assets aren't characteristic of that particular physiology.

What I have
~4100
~1660

Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
Made in us
Terrifying Wraith






Sylvania

... xenos? That ork seems to be much smarter than most as well.

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Dear old friends, remember Navarro 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Wait, you're an Eldar?! Well, my dear, this changes everything! How about we forget about this whole "Stabbing" and "Shooting" business and go for a walk, hmm?


But of course...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/05/08 15:27:06


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

I ate a brain squig. It made me 'ead hurt.

What I have
~4100
~1660

Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

Splendid! I will me-

Wait a minute. How do I know that you arent just the sniper in disguise trying to lay me again?

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Splendid! I will me-

Wait a minute. How do I know that you arent just the sniper in disguise trying to lay me again?

Check her with the Alpharius Pattern Alpha Legion Check-o-meter, handed over for free to every operative.

   
Made in us
Terrifying Wraith






Sylvania

I'm with the confused pineapple here

Dear old friends, remember Navarro 
   
Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

What, you don't know about brain squigs? They are squigs with big brains. They temporarily increase the IQ of the consumer by a fair amount.
Gives one hell of a migraine though.

Side effects may involve boob-shaped fungal growths. For reasons.

What I have
~4100
~1660

Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
Made in us
Terrifying Wraith






Sylvania

Something tells me you need to burn xeno, immediately. I sadly have no flamethrower.

Dear old friends, remember Navarro 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

 thenoobbomb wrote:
 TheCustomLime wrote:
Splendid! I will me-

Wait a minute. How do I know that you arent just the sniper in disguise trying to lay me again?

Check her with the Alpharius Pattern Alpha Legion Check-o-meter, handed over for free to every operative.


*Takes out said scanner out of coat pocket* Huh. I wonder how that got there.

*scans sing your life* Well, you are who you say you are. Where did you get the Jarate, though?

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Oh now how dare you scan another Eldar? She may be one of those high and migthy Craft worlders, but she is still a fellow Eldar!
I DARE you to scan her again
   
Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

Dare you say? Double Dare, even?

Ok, I like a challenge.

*Gets a scanning squig*

Ok boy, scan her!

*Squig starts sniffing the Eldar. It seems to be interested in one area, and suddenly bites into her. There's a loud shattering noise, and a torrent of jarate spills everywhere*

Ah whoops. Well, that made a mess.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2014/05/08 18:24:51


What I have
~4100
~1660

Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
 
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