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We aren't the ones who wears helmets that nearly double our height.

 sing your life wrote:
You humans must be crazy...

I'm not the one pursuing certain... interests that appear in these "fanfictions" about you.

Hey! Those helmet are only half our height! And they don't look angry.

EDIT: I've been a virgin for over 1000 years, so I kind of deserving to enjoy a little fething now.

Have you seen the helmets for Howling Banshees? They look so angry they make Angron look like a monk at peace.

Why not just go kidnap an Imperial Guardsman or something? You can kill them afterwards. No one will miss them.

 sing your life wrote:
Hey! Those helmet are only half our height! And they don't look angry.

EDIT: I've been a virgin for over 1000 years, so I kind of deserving to enjoy a little fething now.

More than a 1000 years? That's cute I guess.

Guardsman? Those dumbasses wouldn't know what sex is if someone jumped onto their dick. I want someone actually good.

 sing your life wrote:
Guardsman? Those dumbasses wouldn't know what sex is if someone jumped onto their dick. I want someone actually good.

May I recommend Operative Alpha-B-999178?

Well, my depraved alien friend, I am french and I am quite the ladies man. Alternatively you can try a radical Ordo Xenos Inquisitor. They study aliens quite intensively.

who is he?

 sing your life wrote:
who is he?

We call him... Alpharius!

Do you mean Alpharius or Alpharius?

Why not both?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Do you mean Alpharius or Alpharius?

The one who'se name may or may not be Alpharius.

You humans must be bat gak fething insane.....

 sing your life wrote:
You humans must be bat gak fething insane.....

Bats aren't really my thing, nor is insanity.

 sing your life wrote:
You humans must be bat gak fething insane.....

At least we don't put windows on our tanks.

Hye! Those windows are cool. And it's better than just standing in the turret so you get sniped.

 sing your life wrote:
Hye! Those windows are cool. And it's better than just standing in the turret so you get sniped.

Oh, really, and a big window that shows where the driver is not a "Shoot here to disable the tank" sign?

Woof woof woof

Dogs still exist?

 Hive Fleet Cerberus wrote:
Dogs still exist?

Lapdogs of the Emperor.

Canis Lupus? Yes. There are those things that Space Wolves love to ride around on.

Bow chika bow waagh?

Indeed. On a cold lonely night on Fenris beggars can't be chosers.

Wait, you used to be spy.

*Holds up the squished corpse of the spy. He is now blue colored* I stomped Frenchy's skinny ass right into the ground. Bastard stole my intelligence and then dropped it in a bottomless pit. You know how many scouts died and still dying trying to get it out? I have no clue but it is certainly a lot!

*Glances at the former spy* Was he your friend? Sorry if he was. Glad to be of help if he wasn't!

You Batard, that Spy was handsome!

I'll agree with that. He was also a coward and not American! Two of the most unattractive traits there is!

You shouldn't have killed him. He wasn't a coward!

Did you know that he carries a watch that lets him fake his own death? Instead of taking his death like a man he instead drops a dummy body and stabs the guy who should've rightfully killed him! if that isn't cowardice i don't know what is.